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[bishoptl]

God, I love Wonkette.

We are concerned by these thefts and have been in contact with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD). From the information we have received, we learned that a black male, approximately 4-feet tall, has been caught on camera burglarizing properties. According to MPD, this man is familiarizing himself with the property he is planning to hit. . .

I am forwarding some pictures of the person suspected of committing the office thefts in our building (from another law firm). He is a suspect for several other thefts in other buildings, as well. The police told the administrator that the person was very aggressive and is about 4 feet tall. . . I'm also happy to discuss any security concerns you may have

We are concerned by these thefts and have been in contact with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD). From the information we have received, we learned that a black male, approximately 4-feet tall, has been caught on camera burglarizing properties. According to MPD, this man is familiarizing himself with the property he is planning to hit, as well as befriending the security guards on duty.

If you see this man, you are urged to call 911 immediately.

I work in downtown DC, and one of our employees actually caught this guy trying to steal a laptop from our office. When confronted, he started crying. Our quick-thinking employee talked him into leaving the laptop in exchange for a bag of miniature Baby Ruths. He still hangs out outside our building most days.

CAUGHT ON TAPE:

 

[ShadowRed]

Say it ain't so....Bushwick Bill?

 

[Kon Tiki]

Where is Billy Bob Thorton?

 

[Willco]

WELL THESE LIPS WERE ON YO WIFE'S P-

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh SNAP.

 

[Baron Aloha]

Holy shit!!! It's Beetlejuice from The Howard Stern show !!!!!

and LOL @ the bag of Baby Ruths.

 

[GDGF]

Wha'chu talkin' bout, bishoptl?

 

[Bob White]

Dude seems to have a nice little swagger.

 

[Ronald_mcd]

hes looks so awesome in that suit

 

[Doth Togo]

Those lips man. Those lips!

I know I saw me some bananas. Where 'dem bananas?

 

[Mason]

LOL

 

[golem]

metal gear midget

 

[Nos_G]

^^

 

[ZootedGranny]

*vomit sprays out of eyes from laughing*

 

[Doth Togo]

^^

Funniest thing I've seen today...

 

[Dyne]

Aw man, now I have a giggle fit.

That DOES look like Gary Coleman..

 

[Guzim]

Hahahahahahaha Nos_G, thanks for that picture

 

[Ripclawe]

 

[Boogie9IGN]

This thread is an A+

 

[Coin Return]

haha, Ripclawe, its uncanny

 

[Nos_G]

Fill in your own dialog...

 

[Vormund]

I was thinking exactly the same thing.

 

[Guzim]

Fill in your own dialog...

You are King!