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[Pattergen]

Nerf Herder / For You

I would hire the A-Team
And I'd crash the General Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you

I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch Pac-Man fever too
I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you

And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrissey
And slayed by Buffy every week
I would do anything for you

I would fight the Karate Kid
And I would get arrested on CHiPs
And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo
And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you

 

[Quadrophenic]

you crazy baby bathsheba, i wancha
you're suffocating you need a good shed
i'm tired of living, shebe, so gimme
dead
we're apin' rapin' tapin' catharsis
you get torn down and get erected
my blood is working but my, my heart is
dead
hey
whaddyah know?
you're lovely
tan belly
is starting to grow
uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
uriah hit the crapper, the crapper
dead

 

[Jason]

what's the use of holding out
a work sore hand to catch some rain
it turns up empty, all is dry
and all you ever wanted was some rain
was some rain

if heaven is the future
why is it that that you refuse to go
there now with all you have
you really should do more than just complain
just complain

such a rotten taste
is left when you don't think to say that
it's just such a sorry waste
to take the easy way out of the pain
of the pain

when the end shines from the deep
and all the hate and all the hell that history has released
would tremble before your valor if you'd
just get down on your knees
and promise to all your children true
that you will live in peace

where's the light to shine on me
oh, send me something, send me please
cleanse my body, close my eyes
i'm naked and prepared to die
in the starry atmosphere
when all the questions disappear
and pressure with a salty taste
exalts the tears that soak your face

 

[Eminem]

Thursday - For The Workforce, Drowning


Falling from the top floor your lungs
fill like parachutes
windows go rushing by.
people inside,
dressed for the funeral in black and white.
These ties strangle our necks, hanging in the closet,
found in the cubicle;
without a name, just numbers,
on the resume stored in the mainframe, marked for delete.

please take these hands
throw them in the river,
wash away the things they never held
please take these hands,
throw me in the river,
dont let me drown before the workday ends.

9 to 5
9 to 5

and we're up to our necks,
drowning in the seconds,
ingesting the morning commute
lost in a dead subway sleep
we will not lie awake in our parents beds,
tossing and turning.
tomorrow we'll get up
drive to work,
single file
with everyday
it's like the last.
waiting for the life to start,
is it always just always ahead of the curve?

please take these hands
throw them in the river,
wash away the things they never held
please take these hands,
throw me in the river,
dont let me drown before the workday ends.

just keep making copies
of copies
of copies
when will it end?

it'll never end,
'til it gets so bad
that the ink fills in our fingerprints
and the silouhette of your own face becomes the black cloud of war
and even in our dreams we're so afraid the way we'll offset who we are
all those breaths that you took have now been canceled in your lungs.
last night my teeth fell out like i want
my teeth fell out like ivory typewriter keys
and all the monuments and skyscrapers burned down and filled the sea.

and save

save our ship
the anchor is part of the desk
we can't cut free,
the water is flooding the decks
the memo said through colors
computers spark like flares
i can see them.
they don't touch me,
touch me.

please someone,
teach me how to swim.
please, don't let me drown,
please, don't let me drown.

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

People are finally posting titles and bands! Thank you.
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This ain't rock'n'roll. This is genocide!

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
Dressed like a priest you was
Tod Browning's freak you was

Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The diamond dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
Hunt you to the ground they will, mannequins with kill appeal

(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs

The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzie, go man go

Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralyzed, Diamond Dogs are sableized

(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs

Oo-oo-ooh, call them the Diamond Dogs
Oo-oo-ooh, call them the Diamond Dogs

In the year of the scavenger, the season of the bitch
Sashay on the boardwalk, scurry to the ditch
Just another future song, lonely little kitsch
(There's gonna be sorrow) try and wake up tomorrow

(Will they come?)
I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?)
Oh baby, come unto me
(Will they come?)
Well, she's come, been and gone.
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs

Ooh, call them the Diamond Dogs
Oo-oo-ooh, call them the Diamond Dogs
Bow-wow, woof woof, bow-wow, wow
Call them the Diamond Dogs
Dogs
Call them the Diamond Dogs, call them, call them
Call them the Diamond Dogs, call them, call them, ooo
Call them the Diamond Dogs

Keep cool
Diamond Dogs rule, okay!
Hey-hey-hey-hey

Beware of the Diamond Dogs

 

[Pattergen]

[Mom]
Shawn Carter was born December 4th
Weighing in at 10 pounds 8 ounces
He was the last of my 4 children
The only one who didn't give me any pain when i gave birth to him
And that's how i knew that he was a special child

[Jay-Z]
They say "they never really miss you til you dead or you gone"
So on that note i'm leaving after the song
So you ain't gotta feel no way about Jay so long
At least let me tell you why i'm this way, Hold on
I was conceived by Gloria Carter and Adaness Revees
Who made love under the Siccamore tree
Which makes me
A more sicker emcee my momma would claim
At 10 pounds when i was born i didn't give her no pain
Although through the years i gave her her fair share
I gave her her first real scare
I made it from birth and i got here
She knows my purpose wasn't purpose
I ain't perfect i care
But i feel worthless cause my shirts wasn't matchin my gear
Now i'm just scratchin the surface cause what's burried under there
Was a kid torn apart once his pop disappeared
I went to school got good grades could behave when i wanted
But i had demons deep inside that would raise when confronted
Hold on

[Mom]
Shawn was a very shy child growing up
He was into sports
And a funny story is
At 4 he taught hisself how to ride a bike
A two wheeler at that
Isn't that special?
But, i noticed a change in him when me and my husband broke up

[Jay-Z]
Now all the teachers couldn't reach me
And my momma couldn't beat me
Hard enough to match the pain of my pop not seeing me, SO
With that distain in my membrain
Got on my pimp game
Fuck the world my defense came
Then Dahaven introuced me to the game
Spanish Jose introduced me to cane
I'm a hustler now
My gear is in and i'm in the in crowd
And all the wavey light skinned girls is lovin me now
My self esteem went through the roof man i got my swag
Got a volvo from this girl when her man got bagged
Plus i hit my momma with cash from a show that i had
Supposedly knowin nobody paid Jaz wack ass
I'm getting ahead of myself, by the way, i could rap
That came second to me movin this crack
Gimme a second i swear
I will say about my rap career
Til 96 came niggas i'm here
Good-bye

[Mom]
Shawn use to be in the kitchen
Beating on the table and rapping
And um, until the wee hours of the morning
And then i bought him a boom box
And his sisters and brothers said that he would drive them nuts
But that was my way to keep him close to me and out of trouble

[Jay-Z]
Good-bye to the game all the spoils, the adreneline rush
Your blood boils you in a spot knowing cops could rush
And you in a drop your so easy to touch
No two days are alike
Except the first and fifteenth pretty much
And "trust" is a word you seldom hear from us
Hustlers we don't sleep we rest one eye up
And the drought to find a man when the well dries up
You learn to work the water without workin thirst til die YUP
And niggas get tied up for product
And little brothers ring fingers get cut up
To show mothers they really got em
And this was the stress i live with til i decided
To try this rap shit for a livin
I Pray i'm forgiven
For every bad decision i made
Every sister i played
Cause i'm still paranoid to this day
And it's nobody fault i made the decisions i made
This is the life i chose or rather the life that chose me

If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black

If you can't respect that your whole perspective is wack
Maybe you'll love me when i fade to black

 

[Lambtron]

Come put your shoes on
Let's go out tonight
There's a genocide ball to attend

Yeah, fix your hair up
And put your lipstick on
We've got the ringside seats to watch from

I'll bet on Jordan
You've got South Africa
You never know who will win next!

Yeah we'll make millions
When we go out tonight
Why don't come along and join us, too (x2)

Come put your shoes on
Let's go out tonight
There's a genocide ball to attend (x3)

 

[Ristamar]

-- inspired by the movie of the same name--

Comeback to me, enter the ghost of a loved one
I still see her silhouette
I took the seasons for granted now I'm alone
Somebody save me from losing it

What's your ideal woman can you say
Leave it to me
We're going to find you a candidate
Just wait and see for the audition

Think you all can just runaway with love
My sadomasochistic
Make us fail like the other ones you've done
Now drain the pain of my sick
Though I never was ever unhappy
Your agony betrays your lies
It's cause all I ever could feel was bad

These words cut through meat and bone

Hello my love, I waited today for your call
Please be alarmed how I can behave
I've been abused, my family tree roots into hell
But I can keep you warm... with my pain

I'll be the only one you can love
You're all the same
I'll bring you into my oblivion
Deeper, deeper now you understand

Think you all can just runaway with love
My sadomasochistic
Make us fail like the other ones you've done
Now drain the pain of my sick
Though I never was ever unhappy
Your agony betrays your lies
It's cause all I ever could feel was bad

These words cut through meat and bone

 

[GDGF]

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother pray, (sugar!)

Well I'm not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people,
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane (sugar!)
I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport
With a bullet called life, yeah called life (sugar!)
You know that every time I try to go
Where I really want to be
It's already where I am
Cause I'm already there. (sugar!)

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother prey, (sugar!)

I got a gun the other day from Sako
It's cute, small, fits right in my pocket
Yeah, right in my pocket (sugar!)
My girl, you know, she lashes out at me sometimes,
And I just kick her, and then she's ok, she's ok (sugar!)
People are always chasing me down
Trying to push my face to the ground
Where all they really want to do
Is suck out my mother fucking brains, my brains. (sugar!)

The kombucha mushroom people
Sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother pray,

I sit
In my desolate room
No lights
No music
Just anger
I've killed everyone
I'm away forever
But i'm feeling better
How do I feel
What do I say
Fuck you, it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
Fuck you, it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel
What do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel, what do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel, what do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel, what do I say
In the end it all goes away
How do I feel, what do I say
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away
In the end it all goes away

 

[MrPing1000]

Gen'rals gathered in their masses,
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerer of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning,
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind,
Poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord Yeah!

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight?
They leave thier role to the poor, yeah

Time will tell on their power minds,
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess,
Wait 'till their judgement day comes, yeah

Now in darkness world stops turning,
Ashes where the bodies burning
No more War Pigs have the power,
And as God has struck the hour
Day of judgement, God is calling
On their knees the war pigs crawling,
Begging mercies for their sins
Satan, laughing, spreads his wings
Oh Lord Yeah!

 

[Matlock]

Revolution in their minds - the children start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
And all the hate that’s in their hearts
They’re tired of being pushed around
And told just what to do
They’ll fight the world until they’ve won
And love comes flowing through

Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing peace in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear?
Can they win the fight for peace or will they disappear?

So you children of the world,
Listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
Spread the words today
Show the world that love is still alive
You must be brave
Or you children of today are
Children of the grave, yeah!

 

[Diablos]

The Dismemberment Plan: Memory Machine

Red wire: right temple
Black wire: left temple
Red wire: right temple
Black wire: left temple
There are times I think eternal life ain't such a bad gig
Smoke all you want and see the planets
If and only if they find a way to cure the longing
The distant panic
Someday, I'm telling you
They'll make a memory machine
To wax our hearts to a blinding sheen
To wash away the grief
Someday, I'm telling you
They'll make a memory machine
To wax our hearts to a blinding sheen
To wash away the grief
There are folks that say to have a soul you've got to suffer
Well lately I've had my RDA of that
And call it fascist but I know that someday happy
Will be all that matters
Someday, I'm telling you
They'll make a memory machine
To wax our hearts to a blinding sheen
To wash away the grief
Someday, I'm telling you
They'll make a memory machine
To wax our hearts to a blinding sheen
To wash away the grief
Poetry, Aldous Huxley—yeah, yeah, yeah, it'll be a relief
If they can make machines to save us labor
Someday they'll do our hearts the very same favor
The wails of ruined lives brought to a halt
By the serene hum of computers in air-conditioned vaults
Red wire: right temple
Black wire: left temple
Red wire: right temple
Black wire: left temple

 

[Pattergen]

My warriors! You have done well...
Prayed hard - I'm proud of you
So I promise you - We will be strong enough
When that time comes we will expand
We will...

Come on!
You got to get on me!
They can't stop it! We won't drop it! You got to get on me!
Are you with me? I want to know right fucking now!
To erase us, they got to put a whole nation on death row!
Step back or I attack! Don't flee the chance to act!
I'm going to fight for it until I die! You find out in the end!
Me and you for a new renegade
Killing them with soundwaves we can do anything!
Don't tell me that I was raised for Armageddon
Fight back! ATR is calling for the final attack!
What did you say? (x3)
Atari Teenage Riot!
Go! Go! Go! Go! (x8)
Incite the riot! Come on!
Atari Teenage Riot!
Drop it! Mash up the sound! Come on!
Jump up - an embargo - my eyes are opened
The wounds won't heal any future thoughts!
We gotta thrash down the state!
Black out! Not far - like a genetic infection
A fraction of my mind erased for the final goal!
You don't need to say it again, man!
The second step - the riots -
Uneffected brain mine alliances!
The frequency terror network
We're setting it up! Like a science!
Anarchist data protection!
The Atari's go for action!
Let me raise a real question :
Globalisation versus nationalist?
International versus capitalist?
Let's Go!
What's the society worth for? We got to - we got to!
What is it worth for? (x3)

Got to got to...
Come on tell me
And then you turn your back on me
This is just too much for you?
Generation genocide - this just leaves you cool
Like a fool waiting in a prison cell - waiting to give in...
But that doesn't make me wanna stop! No Way!
What do you want? What do you want?
Atari Teenage Riot!
Go! Go! Go! Go! (x8)
Incite the riot! (x3)
Atari Teenage Riot!
In times like this I gotta tell myself :
Move on! Move on! (x11)
If we don't turn it off - nobody else will!
Move on and start the riot!
Fuck you!

 

[Diablos]

Rollin' with the breeze
Do what you please
I guess you'd say
We'll take the whole day
Skip out of school
Run around and act like
The fools that we are
Ain't gonna do anyone any harm
Train whistle at our backs
Laid our pennies down the tracks
Forgettin' our cares
I guess you'd say
We'll take the whole day
Go for a swim
Dry off in the wind
The sun's goin' down so we better get back
It's too easy to stay
So lazy, hazy, maybe crazy
Rollin' with the breeze
Do what you please
So take it easy, yes, please
Strollin' with the leaves

 

[Guzim]

Let's get together and talk about the modern age
All of our friends were gathered there with their pets just talking shit
about how we're all so upset about the dissapearing ground
As we watch it melt

It's all of the good that won't come out of us
and how eventually our hands will just turn to dust
if we keep shaking them, standing here on this frozen lake

I do this thing where I think I'm real sick
but I won't go to the doctor to find out about it
'Cause they make you stand real still in a real small place
as they chartup your insides and put them on display
They'd see all of it, all of me, all of it

All of the good that won't come out of me
and all the stupid lies I hide behind
It's such a big mistake, lying here in your warm embrace

Oh, you're almost home
I've been waiting for you to come in
Dancing around in your old suits going crazy in your room again
I think I'll go out and embarrass myself by getting drunk and falling down in the street
You say I choose sadness, that it never once has chosen me
Maybe you're right

Let's talk about all of our friends who lost the war
and all of the novels that had yet to be written about them

It's all of the good that won't come out of them
and all the stupid lies they hide behind
It's such a big mistake, standing here on this frozen lake
It's all the good that won't come out of me
and how eventually my mouth will just turn to dust
if I don't tell you quick
Standing here on this frozen lake

 

[Mugen]

:rock

I heard about your trip.
I heard about your souvenirs.
I heard about the cool breeze, in the cool nights,
and the cool guys that you spent them with.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.

Don't you see, don't you see,
that the charade is over?
And all the "Best Deceptions" and "Clever Cover Story" awards go to you.
So kiss me hard
'cause this will be the last time that I let you.
You will be back someday
and this awkward kiss that screams of other people's lips will be of service
to keeping you away.

I heard about your regrets.
I heard that you were feeling sorry.
I heard from someone that you wish you could set things right between us.
Well I guess I should have heard of them from you.
I guess I should have heard of them from you.

I'm waiting for blood to flow to my fingers,
I'll be all right when my hands get warm.Ignoring the phone,
I'd rather say nothing. I'd rather you'd never heard my voice.
You're calling too late
too late to be gracious you do not warrant long goodbyes.

 

[Diablos]

and i'd love you to notice
i'm devoted
to destroy for no one
now it's that time again to take revenge
on all the debutantes and their friends
the bitter charlemagnes so self-absorbed
the bodily remains such a bore

hey, yeah
was i good enough to break you
hey, yeah

and all i see is empty
'cause now i'm one of them
so adored
the slink of impotence
that money can afford
we know who you are and where you live
is your innocence all that you can give

hey, yeah
was i good enough to break you
hey, yeah

in the back of the car
the angel dust was given back to the stars

hey, yeah
was i good enough to break you
hey, yeah

and in this fall from grace
we'll meet again
another time another place
i've been down deep in you and me
let's see where we can go
yeah!
yeah!
yeah!
yeah!
angels, barbed wire
fuck you, desire

:rock

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

and i'd love you to notice
i'm devoted
to destroy for no one
now it's that time again to take revenge
on all the debutantes and their friends
the bitter charlemagnes so self-absorbed
the bodily remains such a bore

hey, yeah
was i good enough to break you
hey, yeah

and all i see is empty
'cause now i'm one of them
so adored
the slink of impotence
that money can afford
we know who you are and where you live
is your innocence all that you can give

hey, yeah
was i good enough to break you
hey, yeah

in the back of the car
the angel dust was given back to the stars

hey, yeah
was i good enough to break you
hey, yeah

and in this fall from grace
we'll meet again
another time another place
i've been down deep in you and me
let's see where we can go
yeah!
yeah!
yeah!
yeah!
angels, barbed wire
fuck you, desire

:rock

This, to this day, is my favorite Pumpkins song. The whole Zero single rocked, but that was always the focal point. It's a shame the band apparently thinks the song is a joke lol.

 

[Takosuke]

Tenacious D - Fuck Her Gently


This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........

 

[Takosuke]

This, to this day, is my favorite Pumpkins song. The whole Zero single rocked, but that was always the focal point. It's a shame the band apparently thinks the song is a joke lol.

YUp, Marquis In Spades rulez >_<