NeoGAF Downtime And Apologies

Signalis

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So as most of you realized, NeoGAF had some major downtime. And for that I would like to apologize.

Yesterday there was a hacking attempt that brought the site down, we did manage to bring things under control and get the site back up and functional again. I have also found the IP address and the IP port of the
user(s) that brought the site down. Upon further investigation I found that one of the main hackers is actually a member of this site. And I am in the process of banning him. I'm going to name and shame. EviLore EviLore was the
main culprit behind the hacking attempt and I am as I said, in the process of banning this user.

I didn't want to make this public and disclose information about EviLore EviLore trying to hack the site and bring it down. But EviLore EviLore here is a warning to you before I ban you.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, EviLore EviLore ? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the anti-hacking, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on hacker groups, and I have over 300 confirmed banning of users. I am trained in gorilla anti-hacking and banning and I'm the top anti-hacker in the entire US armed forces and other armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will hack you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet and trying to hack NeoGAF? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies and hackersacross the USA and other countries and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hacking skills. Not only am I extensively trained in anti-hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of cloud computers and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment and hacking attemps was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have not tried to hack Neogaf. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, EviLore EviLore .

How did I figure it out? Well I know who you are, because I back-traced it. You've also been reported to the cyber police. Consequences will never be the same
 
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The most recent downtime was more than an inconvenience, it destroyed someone's life and sanity.

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The downtime meant I actually had to play video games instead of talk about them. I can't lie, it was quite a traumatic experience.
 
Points for creativity.

I know where I am about to say is a "hot take". But the best thing that could Happen to the internet is the end of anonymity. Where you have to have a government issued ID to go online.
 
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