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Nerds Make Better Lovers.
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Megafoo Chavez
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urban nerds make better lovers. which is what a lot of us here are. true geeky nerds don't.
OpinionatedCyborg
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That's cause we have cubsfan and double ur dating lolz as a source for info.
LakeEarth said:
Megafoo Chavez said:
Pretty true in my case. In addition to just going out and having sex, i read books and guides to learn more, and devised my own strategies. If you simply look at sex as a chance to please her (without your penis), you'll go a lot further. If i have a sexual weakness, it's probably that i go too long -- i'm generally not a fan of quickies.
DYD newsletters may help with getting the girl, but i haven't seen one dedicated to pleasing her once you've got her.OpinionatedCyborg said:
OpinionatedCyborg
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aoi tsuki said:
You need to buy his ebook, magazine, male pheremone, and recommended personal trainer to get the goods, my friend.
It always makes me laugh how when nerds where poor, we were simply nerds.
Now that nerd is somehow connected to a computer and computers are connected to money nerds are Casanovas.
Just the other day I was renting a car and the girl behind the counter was completely uninterested in me. She ask for a work phone number so I flip her a business card she sees the word Software and presto starts to flirt with me. Time to actually memorize my phone number.
Now that nerd is somehow connected to a computer and computers are connected to money nerds are Casanovas.
Just the other day I was renting a car and the girl behind the counter was completely uninterested in me. She ask for a work phone number so I flip her a business card she sees the word Software and presto starts to flirt with me. Time to actually memorize my phone number.
The Take Out Bandit
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ScientificNinja
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This phenomenon has been around for ages, but it still freaks me out. My gf spent about 20 minutes this morning listening to me yapping on about the history behind load times in video games, proprietary formats to discourage piracy, the pros and cons between cartridge and disc, the stupidity of Sony for not trademarking PSP in Europe and what assholes they are for lumping grey market importers in with software pirates. All this because she asked why PSP games aren't stored on Memory Stick Duo cards instead of UMDs...
OpinionatedCyborg
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snaildog said:
Chicks like intelligent guys who can teach them about something they're unfamiliar with or not good at
beware of chicks who want you to teach them all about the nerd work you do but arent offering up any sex, they are using you as free training.
also see: intellectual whores
also see: intellectual whores
Groder Mullet
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OpinionatedCyborg said:Chicks like intelligent guys who can teach them about something they're unfamiliar with or not good at
Driving instructors?
OpinionatedCyborg
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Groder Mullet said:
Two birds with one stone, two birds with one stone...you are a credit to mankind, my friend.
OpinionatedCyborg said:Chicks like intelligent guys who can teach them about something they're unfamiliar with or not good at
Two of my friends, who've only learned a bit of jiu-jitsu through me, have managed to turn showing a girl some jiu-jitsu techniques into a make-out session.
Meanwhile, here I am, the actual jiu-jitsu expert, who can't get a girl's attention to save my life.
Boogie said:Two of my friends, who've only learned a bit of jiu-jitsu through me, have managed to turn showing a girl some jiu-jitsu techniques into a make-out session.
Meanwhile, here I am, the actual jiu-jitsu expert, who can't get a girl's attention to save my life.
If it's any consolation, when I was playing the letter-stealing Flash game I changed somone's "King Booger" into "Kill Boogie" for a few seconds. It was the most fulfilling moment of my life.
Alyssa Hu$tle
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I have to agree with the statement nerds make better lovers, generally speaking. So do fat chicks. There are a couple of reasons for this; firstly, they have to try harder to please because they feel their physical appearance doesnÂ’t make the mark, and as such they make much more effort with their liaisons. Secondly, nerds are likely to have invested much more time into thinking about sex, reading about sex, and watching more porn than the rest of the population, and as such are often much more educated on the subject than most men, irrelevant of their actual experiences.
Boogie said:Two of my friends, who've only learned a bit of jiu-jitsu through me, have managed to turn showing a girl some jiu-jitsu techniques into a make-out session.
Meanwhile, here I am, the actual jiu-jitsu expert, who can't get a girl's attention to save my life.
Clearly you need to find the most attractive girl, turn to the man she's with, and beat the everliving hell out of him for no reason at all, other than to impress the ladies.
Groder Mullet
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Alyssa DeJour said:
A fat girl can fuck like a porn star but I still won't hit it with a 10 foot cattle prod.
Boogie said:Two of my friends, who've only learned a bit of jiu-jitsu through me, have managed to turn showing a girl some jiu-jitsu techniques into a make-out session.
Meanwhile, here I am, the actual jiu-jitsu expert, who can't get a girl's attention to save my life.
i hope both of those events involved chokes and autoerotic asphyxiation.
SlickWilly223
Time ta STEP IT UP
Real nerds may get the girls, but lets face it -- the jocks are the ones that will make your lady moan in ecstacy while you're playing your RPGs.
Ecstasy between beer bongs, hot stuff.Badabing said:
I don't think that guys who watch porn necessarily have the right idea. I haven't met a girl that's all like "I want you to choke me while you fuck me, call me a whore, and then spray your baby batter all over my face." But I'm a square.
I'm a sensitive geek, I rocks duders.
i agree with most of the comments here, though the bolded part is kinda counter the rest. Porn is good for ideas when it comes to kinky sex, but not for pleasing a woman, outside of DP, ATM, bukkake, etc. If she's into that, then you have yourself a winner.Alyssa DeJour said:
You really need to meet a girl like that, at least once in your life.Lambtron said:
Kabuki Waq
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Lambtron said:
WTF kind of choke porn do you watch?
Kink as alright, but I've got my limits. I'm a real square! I'm extremely happy with my love life the way it is. ;>aoi tsuki said:You really need to meet a girl like that, at least once in your life.
Word up to that!bionic77 said:
I try to watch as little porn as possible... I do enjoy extremely bizarre (e.g. I.K.U.) porn and outrageous things (like the one I watched where the put a wrench in this gir's ass, what the fuck), but it's certainly not for arousal. But most of it is about power and not sex. Too much chokefucking for me.Kabuki Waq said:
Alyssa Hu$tle
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aoi tsuki said:You really need to meet a girl like that, at least once in your life.
Well, there is always me, but unfortunately I am married now.
On the porn topic, here's some advice from me....
Lesbian porn is the way to go if you want tips to improve your techniques. I am not talking girl on girl porn designed for the benefit of men, rather I mean lesbian porn designed to be watched by women. It is very different from porn designed for men, and trust me they focus on what REALLY pleases women. It's a lot more sensual and a lot less freaky.
Sorry, I don't have any titles to recommend, I am more of a “choke me” kinda gal
On that note, do any of you boys know Alisha Klass? Now SHE is what I call a porn star!!
You know, i've heard of real lesbian porn, but i've never seen any that i know of available for download on the net. Honestly, if i could find some for download, and it was good, i'd buy the DVD. i remember\ my friend recommending the "Doctor" something series, which was staight porn, but more informative and less hardcore.Alyssa DeJour said:Well, there is always me, but unfortunately I am married now.
On the porn topic, here's some advice from me....
Lesbian porn is the way to go if you want tips to improve your techniques. I am not talking girl on girl porn designed for the benefit of men, rather I mean lesbian porn designed to be watched by women. It is very different from porn designed for men, and trust me they focus on what REALLY pleases women. It's a lot more sensual and a lot less freaky.
Sorry, I don't have any titles to recommend, I am more of a “choke me” kinda gal
On that note, do any of you boys know Alisha Klass? Now SHE is what I call a porn star!!
Luckily, the woman i'm dating now is receptive to both the more sensual aspects and the kinkier side. i have no problem supplying either, but i'd really like more information (DVD, websites, books, etc.) on the former.
Regarding Alisha, never heard of her. My days of knowing porn stars by name ended with Belladonna.
I think nerds make better lovers. But I guess that's because I've just always liked nerdy / geeky guys. Maybe because I relate to them more and have more in common with them. Lol. Not all are good though.. I once dated a nerdy asshole once. I seem to have this thing for computer programmers though. I find stuff like that to be a turn on. I don't know why. I've had alot of people tell me that I'm strange because of that but meh, to each their own. I also find it so cute when guys go on about video games or sci fi shows or computers. Lol..
The guy I'm with right now is kinda like that. And I must say.. Yeah, he has looked up on ways to pleasure a female. I'm the first girl he's been with to be honest. So he had to do some reading I suppose.. =P Oh well, I'm not complaining. What kinda girl would complain when their guy focuses more on pleasuring you rather than himself?
I seem to have this thing for computer programmers though. I find stuff like that to be a turn on. I don't know why. I've had alot of people tell me that I'm strange because of that but meh, to each their own. I also find it so cute when guys go on about video games or sci fi shows or computers. Lol.. The guy I'm with right now is kinda like that. And I must say.. Yeah, he has looked up on ways to pleasure a female. I'm the first girl he's been with to be honest. So he had to do some reading I suppose.. =P Oh well, I'm not complaining. What kinda girl would complain when their guy focuses more on pleasuring you rather than himself?
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LakeEarth said:
is that on gamefaqs?
Alyssa Hu$tle
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So what? The nerds were only helping them because they wanted to get laid. It works both ways you know. But I bet they got a good perve out of it anyway, and some good tossing material. So in the end everyone is a winner.gofreak said:
FortNinety
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I'm so of nerds being used by the cool and elite. Sorry, but true nerds are far from ever being truly adored or accepted. I'm equally annoyed and offended by Barbie doll types who go "I'm a nerd!" cuz they wear glasses (non prescription, of course) or "like" Star Wars.
Hey, kudos for the real nerds that are getting hot chicks for the time being, but when the whole dies how and they're all dropped like hot rocks... look out. Cuz Hot Topic can't make money on Nintendo shirts forever you know.
Hey, kudos for the real nerds that are getting hot chicks for the time being, but when the whole dies how and they're all dropped like hot rocks... look out. Cuz Hot Topic can't make money on Nintendo shirts forever you know.
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