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[DAHGAMING]

So my girlfriend always takes the piss out of me as i fiddle with my cock without knowing it. I can be standi g having a mature talk of politics and here i am pinging my fucking maggot tbrough my shorts. Im not sure if this os a dirty habbit or whatever the fuck. Im asking you, do you ping your fucking cock without knowing ?

 

[haxan7]

Yes

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Never my own.

 

[Nester99]

It happens. a good woman does not bring it up more than once.

 

[kingwingin]

I'm constantly touching myself at home. Never in public unless I need to adjust

 

[synchronicity]

Only when laying in bed, lol. But yeah, lots of guys do.

Obligatory:

 

[nush]

i fiddle with my cock without knowing it.

 

[AJUMP23]

Never my own.

That is our only fans angle.


this is a callback to like 6 months ago.

 

[Rentahamster]

Never my own.

And God bless you for not charging me a single penny.

 

[j0hnnix]

 

[bender]

This thread started off terrible:

So my girlfriend always takes the piss out of me as i fiddle with my cock without knowing it. I can be standi g having a mature talk of politics and here i am pinging my fucking maggot tbrough my shorts. Im not sure if this os a dirty habbit or whatever the fuck. Im asking you, do you ping your fucking cock without knowing ?

Got better:

Never my own.

Then got much worse:

 

[Nobody_Important]

I bite my lip or chew my fingernails usually when I am nervous/bored and need a distraction. But honestly playing with my cock seems like it would be not only healthier, but bring me more enjoyment.

So maybe you were just ahead of the curve. Maybe you are the Elon Musk of getting everyone to play with their cocks when bored or nervous. What if you were the person that got women to play with their tits and guys to play with their cocks instead of chewing on their lips and biting their fingernails?


You could be the head of an entirely new behavioral movement. Don't shun your cock play. Embrace it.

 

[Kilau]

It happens. a good woman does not bring it up more than once.

A great woman will bring "it up" all the time.

 

[BigBooper]

No. Used to work with a guy who did. He'd be standing with with a bunch of guys playing with his nuts. Creeped me the hell out.

 

[T8SC]

 

[haxan7]

This thread started off terrible:



Got better:



Then got much worse:

I gave it my blessing or it would have been locked. The OP kinda sucks.

 

[SpiceRacz]

My wife when she notices me fiddling my weiner:

 

[Labolas]

Only when laying in bed, lol. But yeah, lots of guys do.

Obligatory:

I legit have a friend to used to do this.

 

[Burning Blade]

And God bless you for not charging me a single penny.

The best things in life are free

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Pallas]

Don’t worry OP, it’s sort of an unwritten rule for guys. If a guy tells you he doesn’t, then he’s either lying or he has no cock.

 

[haxan7]

I legit have a friend to used to do this.

Everybody sniffs their own dick. It’s nice to know where you’re at sometimes.

 

[Yoboman]

Break up with her and hit the gym

 

[farmerboy]

I'm playing with my balls right now old chap.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

I don't think it can stand up to the original, good reviews be damned. I'm a purist. Tony Todd is the only one I can envision playing the part. That man's voice alone gives me primal chills.

 

[Soodanim]

I don't think it can stand up to the original, good reviews be damned. I'm a purist. Tony Todd is the only one I can envision playing the part. That man's voice alone gives me primal chills.

Does Tony Todd ping his maggot?

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Does Tony Todd ping his maggot?

Fucking cocks, I posted in the wrong thread. Not editing for posterity's sake.

 

[IDKFA]

Sure. I'm doing it right now as I type.

 

[Star-Lord]

A more appropriate question would be when don't I have my hand on my cock.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Everybody sniffs their own dick. It’s nice to know where you’re at sometimes.

You always hate me but i forgive you, I belive yoir the chap who got me a telling off before and sent me into a 3 day drunken spiral of sadness. How do you sniff your prick ? I cant work it out do you have a large dick or nose ? I have neither so i am unable to to place my nostril onto my helmet.

 

[Peggies]

I don't have a cock but I like to fiddle with my husband's cock while watching TV. It's soothing.

 

[matty3092]

When I'm at home yes but not in public

 

[Bernd Lauert]

 

[rofif]

Never my own.

You can play with mine

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

 

[AlteredForms]

Perhaps you have crabs OP? Rubbing itchy balls can be strangely pleasant. Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

 

[Ailynn]

Sorry guys...wrong room!

 

[haxan7]

You always hate me but i forgive you, I belive yoir the chap who got me a telling off before and sent me into a 3 day drunken spiral of sadness. How do you sniff your prick ? I cant work it out do you have a large dick or nose ? I have neither so i am unable to to place my nostril onto my helmet.

You have to use a middleman like your finger

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[6502]

The question was without knowing.

In that case how the fuck does anyone know?

 

[Mossybrew]

Hah, OP, when I was about ten I did this kinda subconsciously, then one day one of my stepdad's friends was like "you ok down there? you keep messin with your dick." and I was like oh shit, I guess I am messing with my dick, and people can notice! I stopped right then and there. I was glad that dude called me out, after the fact.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[p_xavier]

Yes, and people tell me. It's like a nervous thing.

 

[haxan7]

The question was without knowing.

In that case how the fuck does anyone know?

All your ancestors in heaven watching you (at all times) know. They know everything you do. Everything.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Sometimes it's necessary to shake off the excess pre-cum.

 

[IntentionalPun]

True story: was doing so as I read the thread title.

 

[haxan7]

True story: was doing so as I read the thread title.

I am never shaking anyone's hand again.

 

[IntentionalPun]

I am never shaking anyone's hand again.

The entire point of having a strong handshake is to rub bits of your cock juices all over another man's hand.

The stronger the handshake the more you really rub it in there.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

All your ancestors in heaven watching you (at all times) know. They know everything you do. Everything.

They could at least lend a hand