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[demi]

I was just minding my own business, wanking a fat one (it's not exactly long, but christ it's thick! (this is BBC Radio 4)), when my mom walks in like "oh hey, your father's friend had one of these, and he figured to give it to you."

So am I using this contraption right? You nostalgia buffs can provide some insight, right? Why was this fucking thing created? Is this the rumored REVOLUTION you have all been raving about? Have I unlocked it's well kept secret? Innovation? You decide.

 

[Duck of Death]

It's the ultimate popper for Trouble!

 

[demi]

Well it doesn't pop though, it moves the same way as a directional pad. It's like a retarded joystick.

 

[Duck of Death]

holy shit i'm scared

 

[Parallax Scroll]

Is it a trackball?

 

[Ecrofirt]

so is it like a trackball or something?

 

[Mejilan]

What is up with that wrist!?

 

[demi]

Like I said, it's not exactly long, but christ it's thick!

I'm tempted to hook up my

Spoiler

NES

Nintendo GameCube and unlock the REVOLUTION though!

 

[AstroLad]

OMG Hologram Controller.

 

[Myoclonic Jerk]

Hey I owned this thing ..

and used it for MSX

 

[Mister Zimbu]

My roommate informs me that he actually has this at home.

The ball on top isn't actually a trackball- think a standard arcade joystick with half of a mini-basketball on top. So you can slide it along.

The A and B buttons I assume are below.

He says that as far as he can figure, he assumes this controller was designed to be played with your feet.

 

[demi]

Holy shit, then I can achieve the impossible and play games while masturbating!

NINTENDO YOU ARE A GENIUS! INNOVATION TO THE EXTREME

My friends, this is the fabled Revolution, and I will experience it first hand.

 

[cs060mk2]

Lol.. I dont think it was meant to be used with your feets.

Its just a crazy joystick from the 80'ies. I played with it myself in toystores in the 80'ies and wondered wtf it was meant to be used with.

 

[Kuroyume]

What is up with that wrist!?

Good question.... :lol

 

[demi]

Good question.... :lol

What's with the wrist fetish? Did you not read my two GOD DAMN EXPLANATIONS FOR IT?

Spoiler

seriously what's wrong with my wrist?

 

[TekunoRobby]

OMG THE WRIST!

Demi get to a hospital stat.

 

[Orin GA]

Demi's White?!?!?!?!?!!?

 

[BuG]

Holy shit, then I can achieve the impossible and play games while masturbating!

NINTENDO YOU ARE A GENIUS! INNOVATION TO THE EXTREME

My friends, this is the fabled Revolution, and I will experience it first hand.

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