Argghh, the ferryman asks a lot when I might have a mind to take me Own vessel across yonder seas
(Verse 1)
In the age of digital tides, a tale to be told,
Of streaming services, greedy and bold.
They sought to control, with coffers they'd swell,
But soon the average consumer, they'd repel.
(Chorus)
Heave ho, me hearties, let the story be sung,
Of movie streaming services, they thought they'd won.
But when they got greedy, and raised the fee high,
The average folk looked elsewhere, to the sky.
(Verse 2)
Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime,
Their prices rose, it was such a crime.
Consumers cried, "We can't afford this spree!"
Seeking content elsewhere, out to sea.
(Chorus)
Heave ho, me hearties, let the story be sung,
Of movie streaming services, they thought they'd won.
But when they got greedy, and raised the fee high,
The average folk looked elsewhere, to the sky.
(Verse 3)
Through torrents and streams, they set sail on the web,
To find the shows and movies that they'd dread.
The pirates of content, in the digital night,
Seeking alternatives, they'd take flight.
(Chorus)
Heave ho, me hearties, let the story be sung,
Of movie streaming services, they thought they'd won.
But when they got greedy, and raised the fee high,
The average folk looked elsewhere, to the sky.
(Verse 4)
The lesson we learn from this digital chase,
Is that greed in the end will leave a bitter taste.
For in the vast ocean of the internet's sea,
The average consumer finds content for free.
(Chorus)
Heave ho, me hearties, let the story be sung,
Of movie streaming services, they thought they'd won.
But when they got greedy, and raised the fee high,
The average folk looked elsewhere, to the sky.
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