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New energy drink helps fuel your drive for gay buttsecks.

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I would like to know what exactly makes GayFuel gay.

Is it the elderberry? Or does it fund some kind of gay pride thing, or does it help support some other cause?
 

Willco

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Your posts suck!

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WHO'S UP FOR PANCAKES?
 

pnjtony

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Willco said:
Your posts suck!

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WHO'S UP FOR PANCAKES?
yeah, sucks
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seriously though. I don't have a lot of gay friends, two actually, but it's not really the one single identifying personality trait about them. They don't let thier orientation "define" who they are or whatever. I think this drink is just a tad over compensating or defensive really.
 

isamu

OMFG HOLY MOTHER OF MARY IN HEAVEN I CANT BELIEVE IT WTF WHERE ARE MY SEDATIVES AAAAHHH
Lemurs how's your brother doing? Is he still living with you guys? Has he changed much?
 

aoi tsuki

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Old, but come to think of it, i've never seen Gay Fuel here in the south. :/ Would Pimp Juice be a suitable alternative for a guy?
 
isamu said:
Lemurs how's your brother doing? Is he still living with you guys? Has he changed much?

Hey, let's turn a thread about Gay Fuel into a thread about something irrelevant and uncool!
 

Bluecondor

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Supposedly, in marketing, targeting gay people as a segment is huge business. Don't be surprised if we see a lot more of products like these that directly target gay people.
 

Wraith

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Bluecondor said:
Supposedly, in marketing, targeting gay people as a segment is huge business. Don't be surprised if we see a lot more of products like these that directly target gay people.

Well, gay people frequently have two incomes with zero kids, giving them a large amount of spending money. I'd think they're a realtively profitable segment as long as you don't mind losing the craziest of conservatives as customers.
 

teh_pwn

"Saturated fat causes heart disease as much as Brawndo is what plants crave."
I looked at the ingredients and it's not really that much different from a typical energy drink. But it's "gay" so it'll look cool if you're a gay person. What kind of tools drink this stuff?

Waiter: "What would you like to drink?"
guy: "what do you have?"
Waiter: "Coke, Sprite, Lemonade, milk, gay fuel..."
guy: "Well, I feel the need to remind everyone that I'm gay, so sign me up for the gay fuel!!"




How long until there's hetereo fuel and every sexually defensive teenage boy drinks it. It would make millions I tell ya!
 
Lemurnator said:
I would like to know what exactly makes GayFuel gay.

Is it the elderberry? Or does it fund some kind of gay pride thing, or does it help support some other cause?

Monty Python reference, maybe?

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
 
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