Patrick Klepek
furiously molesting tim burton
The best video game ever was created by a man named Brian Zabawa. In his game, you have a noose, and you go around hanging people. Eventually your noose turns into a guilletine, at which point you capture people and behead them. After beheading 100 people, you get to have sex with women. The only way to die is by getting an STD from a nasty chick.
