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Ben Roethlisberger slips in the locker room shower, breaking his ankles and wrists. He'll be out for the entire season.
Also, when he fell he reached out for the nearest object to stabilize himself. As a result your second string quarterback Tommy Maddox is out for the entire season with a brain injury (yanked medula oblongata). Your starting quarterback is now Brian St. Pierre.
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