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New Pope elected. Young (76), and from South America. Takes Pope Name "Francis"

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Loofy

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"We got 12 votes for peter turkson :("
"...hold on, we got got 78 votes for 'The black guy.' We've done it people the first black pope in history!!"
 
Get him out there before Jesus comes back.

What if it is Jesus.

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RDreamer

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How many of those billion people are really true Catholics? I'm catholic yet don't go to church.

Same. I'd also probably be down for checking out the new pope talk, just for a sort of cool historical thing, even though I'm really not a practicing catholic anymore.
 

AlexBasch

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who would win in a fight between a chimp and a member of the swiss guard?
I suppose the chimp would have a nice view of it's heart beating outside it's body.

My uncle was one once. He would fuck your shit up, even today.
Yup. Can't recall if it was on Natgeo or Discovery Channel, but a documentary that focused on them showed how tough they are. They just happen to wear a traditional uniform, but they actually know how to use that halberd aside from firearms.
 

DietRob

i've been begging for over 5 years.
I don't know why I care but I do. I'm not religious anymore, wasn't even raised catholic but for some reason I am giving a shit.

The Vatican should make this a yearly contest similar to big brother. Lets have a live feed and someone gets voted out of the holy house each week. Then the last 2 standing get voted on by the people of the church.

Could make people start paying more attention to religion again.
 

Trurl

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I'm getting kind of pissed off they interrupted talk of the nation to tell me about the white smoke. They should have just told me when they knew who the pope was. Now I've wasted half an hour looking at a red curtain.
 
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