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[ckohler]

I think the Camerlengo comes out first to announce the Pope. Then the Pope appears. Heard it on a podcast the other day.

 

[Kurtofan]

He's going to see his shadow

 

[MiicD]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

 

[stufte]

Scola would suck hard

I'm guessing that's who they choose.

 

[GCX]

I bet he's an old man.

 

[The Elite]

Scola would suck hard

He would blow.

 

[hidden offline]

It'shappening.gif

 

[ComputerMKII]

The "ready room" that all new popes are in where they receive the papal vestment for the first time before stepping out and addressing the crowd is called the room of tears. The sudden enormity of their burden sinks in and they are inevitably drawn to tears. It takes some time to calm yourself before being introduced to millions of people as their new spiritual leader.

Yeah, I heard that on the TV about an hour ago.

 

[maquiladora]

Pope Invisible I

 

[Borgnine]

It's just a guy looking for his keys guys. He thought they might be in that room.

 

[Loxley]

Probably the janitor who just poked his head into the room and flicked the light switch on.

 

[farnham]

Maybe the new Pope is Scola, someone just deleted his twitter account lol

Shit this would be hilarious

 

[waypoetic]

Suprise! It's Christopher Hitchens, back from the dead, coming to shut this religion bullshit doooowwwwn!

 

[Knoxcore]

I agree. It would be a safe and disappointing choice.

Lets face it, five ballots, it's going to be the safe choice.

 

[John Dunbar]

probably taking so long because the new pope stepped down already. damn quitters.

 

[The Culture Vulture]

"MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID KID ROCK!"

 

[xenist]

What if the new Pope is the Hollow Man and he's been standing on the balcony all this time?

Naked?

 

[Savitar]

Unless it's shadows looks like someone is moving behind the curtains.

 

[keit4]

Please.

 

[The Elite]

I see movement!

 

[Dany]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

uhm :x

 

[Booya]

suddenly... EZIO!

 

[Candeldandel]

Gotta give it to them, they know how to build anticipation...

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

BOOM HEADSHOT!

really now?

 

[MiicD]

uhm :x

well shit,.. something is better than nothing.. all this waiting!!

 

[Trurl]

This is a lot of fun. The Catholic Church should do it more often.

 

[ChosenPredator]

Announcing the Xbox 720

kinect pope

 

[VGChampion]

Am I the only one here who wants to know who the new Pope is? /reddit

Come on, lemme see!!

 

[ckohler]

Can anyone seen Robert Langdon in the window? Also, watch out for helicopters containing anti-matter.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Bring it on.

 

[Bisnic]

I'm awaiting the "return" of Darth Sidious as the new pope.

 

[gimmmick]

Suprise! It's Christopher Hitchens, back from the dead, coming to shut this religion bullshit doooowwwwn!

And he brings mother Theresa with him as his assistance.

 

[marrec]

Gotta give it to them, they know how to build anticipation...

They're a bunch of old white powerful men, slowness is an emergent property.

 

[SolsticeZero]

Announcing the Xbox 720

kinect pope

Man, MS went all out to upstage the PS4 announcement.

Does that mean people will have to pay $60 a year to confess to Catholic Live Gold?

 

[Jarmel]

It'll be Scola.

 

[Rhyvven]

It's going to be Steve Jobs....isn't it.

 

[Wilsongt]

Come on, people. I'm ready to know. I'm hungry. :[

 

[pulga]

Goddammit new Pope, you're taking too long and I want to read my funnybooks.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I keep thinking the crowd are chanting "You fat bastard"

 

[Kurtofan]

Hipsters?

 

[Atrophis]

suddenly... EZIO!

Haha completed AC2 last night. How appropriate

 

[LuuKyK]

They sure are taking their time there...

 

[xenist]

It's gonna be Evilore. That was what his European trip was all about.

 

[Count Dookkake]

I keep thinking the crowd are chanting "You fat bastard"

The Pope Must Diet!

 

[MiicD]

Fucking hell if I was this late to my job I would be fired.

 

[TCRS]

door is stuck. what now.

 

[Fari]

I need to take a shit and I know that he'll show up when I'm gone.

 

[1138]

Bring it on.

 

[Like the hat?]

Sorry everyone, I'm stuck behind these curtains.

 

[kirblar]

Fucking hell if I was this late to my job I would be fired.

Gotta deletes all them tweets!