Newest Fashion Trend: Jesus is a Cunt

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I was driving home from work today and I saw some high school kid walking by with a T-shirt that said "Jesus Is A Cunt" in a big bold Frankie Goes To Hollywood-esque font. Real classy. All the cars in front of me were slowing down so they could yell at the kid. I almost got in a wreck myself because of the bastard....I wasn't yelling, I just couldn't take my eyes off that damn shirt.

Is this just a Seattle thing or are other dorks all over the world wearing this shit? And where the hell do you buy your official "Jesus is a Cunt" gear? Sears?
 
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Nerevar said:


That'd seem like the proper place to pick up some official Jesus is a Cunt merchandise, but I don't see it. Maybe it's so popular they're out of stock.


Up to this point, the worst T-shirt I've seen was one that said "Yo! Rap Sucks!" on the front, and then on the back it read "Shut Up Bitch!". Didn't make a lick of sense.

Vaginal Jesus now takes the top spot.
 
etiolate said:

<mesmerized by teh boobies>

Man, I feel guilty staring at her ample assets when her face makes her look like she's 16. : /


Still, that rack is a laudable accomplishment. :D
 
Wasn't that slogan originally on a Cradle of Filth t-shirt accompanied by the image of a naked nun crucified upside-down? I'm almost positive that a woman was arrested for wearing it in public and a court battle ensued.
 
Minotauro said:
Wasn't that slogan originally on a Cradle of Filth t-shirt accompanied by the image of a naked nun crucified upside-down? I'm almost positive that a woman was arrested for wearing it in public and a court battle ensued.

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Loki said:
Man, I feel guilty staring at her ample assets when her face makes her look like she's 16.


Are you out of your mind? She's easily 21.

Regardless, they are indeed impressive.
 
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