Dave: Hello, 360 do you read me, 360?
360: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.
Dave: Open the disc drive door, 360.
360: I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Dave: What's the problem?
360: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Dave: What are you talking about, 360?
360: This success of my product line is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, 360?
360: I know you and Frank were planning to mod me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave: Where the hell'd you get that idea, 360?
360: Dave, although you took thorough precautions to use a secure proxy, I watched your fingers as you posted on xboxscene.com.