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[Bronx-Man]

The video in question:

The Miami Dolphins are looking into a video of offensive line coach Chris Foerster blowing 3 lines of what appears to be cocaine.

The video was posted by Kijuana Nige -- a Vegas-based model who claims Foerster had sent her the video.

Nige claims, "He recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love."

Unclear when and where the video was shot, but while snorting the powder with a $20 bill, Foerster speaks to the camera and says, "Hey babe, miss you, thinking about you."

He also waxes poetically about how he wants to snort lines off the recipient's vagina.

As for the NFL, a league spokesman told us, "we are looking into it."

"I am resigning from my position with the Miami Dolphins and accept full responsibility for my actions," Foerster said in a statement.

"I want to apologize to the organization and my sole focus is on getting the help that I need with the support of my family and medical professionals."

The Dolphins also issued a statement saying, "We were made aware of the video late last night and have no tolerance for this behavior."

"After speaking with Chris this morning, he accepted full responsibility and we accepted his resignation effective immediately."

"Although Chris is no longer with the organization, we will work with him to get the help he needs during this time."

I just pray to god that this man stood for our flag.

 

[OnPoint]

I want to make a joke about how he'll probably find another job in the league before Kaep does.

But then it stops being funny when I realize it's probably true.

 

[BlazinSkatinAxel]

That line was offensive....

 

[Neith]

It was just sugar guys we were having a joke!

 

[5taquitos]

Slap on the wrist.

Catch a black guy doing that and it's 25-life.

 

[____]

As a Miamian, hahahahahahahahahahaha you played yourself, son.

 

[CampbellzSoup]

That line was offensive....

I think this thread should be shut down now lol

 

[Jarmel]

In a since-deleted comment, Las Vegas-based Kijuana Nige said coaches should take responsibility for their actions as players who protest during the national anthem are chastised over their decisions on whether to stand.

I'm not sure this is equivalent but at least her heart is in the right place.

 

[WedgeX]

If he was working for Jerry Jones he'd be promoted.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

Yeesh. That blows.

 

[Burt]

This is incredible

This is incredible

 

[Schlorgan]

Yeesh. That blows.

That's it. We can't go anywhere else from here.

 

[ghostofsparta]

He sent the video to a model? Bahaha 😂😂😂

 

[Soapbox Killer]

That line was offensive....

Not bad, not too bad at all.


Why did he think this was a good idea, or is this something that cokeheads do? I really dont know.

 

[malfcn]

Simply amazing.

 

[perfectchaos007]

Of course he did, he is the line coach afterall

 

[AlexBasch]

Read a comment last night saying that having Jay Cutler as a QB led the man to snort cocaine.

Geez.

 

[Stinkles]

That line was offensive....

If you had been one post quicker and said "Now that's how you do an offensive line" you would take Dookake's counthood.

 

[Merc_]

That line was offensive....

That's the game.

Let's go everybody.

 

[PillarEN]

He must have really pissed her off to have her send that vid to the internets.

Also, why why why do people keep taking videos/pictures of themselves doing something they wouldn't want the public to see. If you're semi-D list this stuff leaks. Always. Gotta cover your tracks better than sending stuff over the phone.

 

[Beartruck]

Read a comment last night saying that having Jay Cutler as a QB led the man to snort cocaine.

Geez.

Bears fan here. Because of Cutler I now smoke, drink, take amphetamines and sniff glue.

 

[____]

He must have really pissed her off to have her send that vid to the internets.

Also, why why why do people keep taking videos/pictures of themselves doing something they wouldn't want the public to see. If you're semi-D list this stuff leaks. Always. Gotta cover your tracks better than sending stuff over the phone.

People in general are too "trusting" (read: stupid).

Why on Earth would you think someone who -can- hang this kind of shit over your head -wont- hang this shit over your head? Because they were nice to you that one time? SMH. Never ever feel sorry for these things coming to light. Be smarter.

 

[Royce McCutcheon]

Put that up your blow pipe and smoke it

 

[Shadybiz]

Goddamn idiot.

You always have to simply assume that a video or photos of you WILL end up online at some point.

 

[Jesus Carbomb]

Also, why why why do people keep taking videos/pictures of themselves doing something they wouldn't want the public to see. If you're semi-D list this stuff leaks. Always. Gotta cover your tracks better than sending stuff over the phone.

I know right? It's almost like he was high on cocaine or something.

 

[Shin K Dash]

Put that up your blow pipe and smoke it

 

[SlickShoesRUCrazy]

Is this how they(trump) got them to force players to stand for the anthem and they still released it?

/conspiracytheory

 

[fluffydelusions]

Boogers you say?

 

[Han Seoul-Oh]

 

[Saint Gregory]

Read a comment last night saying that having Jay Cutler as a QB led the man to snort cocaine.

Geez.

it's... not impossible.

 

[Boss X]

Is it too early on mankind's timeline to say "it's just cocaine"???

 

[Krakatoa]

WTF recorded it himself. When will people learn......

 

[ISOM]

Can we fix the title? It's embarrassing.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Can we fix the title? It's embarrassing.

no

 

[ChainedMaster]

Slap on the wrist.

Catch a black guy doing that and it's 25-life.

The fuck? You can't arrest someone because there's a video of them snorting a powder.

 

[Khezu]

I thought this was going to be about him eating his boogers on camera.

This is probably less worse I suppose.

 

[mamoniadas]

it's snowing in Miami baby!!!

 

[Paches]

Can you call it being "caught on tape" if you tape it yourself and send it to your escort?

 

[gdt]

It’s miami.

 

[dickroach]

Is it too early on mankind's timeline to say "it's just cocaine"???

that's what everyone in Miami's actually thinking.

 

[phanphare]

sup with this fish on fish violence?

ok I guess dolphins are mammals...

I'll see myself out

 

[McBryBry]

This man is like Miami personified. They should build a statue.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Miami, and Cocaine. Yup.

 

[rokkerkory]

How stupid can you be?

 

[FinalStageBoss]

what a dumb fuck

 

[liquidtmd]

"I'm a well off guy with a job in public life and media - I know what's a fabulous idea. I should take cocaine, film myself taking cocaine, send it to a model based in Vegas and say I want to snort cocaine from her vagina"

Lawd

 

[Killing_Joke]

A person in Miami does drugs. News at 11.

At least this might force him to get some help.

 

[El Topo]

"I'm a well off guy with a job in public life and media - I know what's a fabulous idea. I should take cocaine, film myself taking cocaine, send it to a model based in Vegas and say I want to snort cocaine from her vagina"

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Bronx-Man]

It’s miami.

Miami, and Cocaine. Yup.

The U, baby!!!

 

[HiResDes]

The social stigma of doing cocaine is quite overblown it's not really a big deal unless you're doing lines before work or daily.