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[Fatalah]

I was on Google's GROUPS search page. Decided to have some fun.

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The Exodus will be Laser Disc specific, and will be downwardly
compatable with the SNES CD-ROM,which was made available in January '93.
This is the first case in Nintendo's history that their machine would be
at least partly downwardly compatible.

 

[COCKLES]

"Sony...let my people go!"

 

[Stinkles]

It's good to see that PR grammar has improved so much. Back then, press releases seem to have been written in the style of a fifteen year old fanboy with a penchant for nonsense and a bare grasp of the dates and facts.

 

[cvxfreak]

I guess that peripheral turned out to be a true exodus for Nintendo after all.

 

[BuddyC]

Spoiler

satire is teh fun!

Best of all, Nintendo of America has patented and copyrighted
any and all gaming machines above 64 bit, so that there will never be
a need to buy a rival companies' 128-bit machine. So far there are
700 third party companies signed on to make games for the Exodus. The
unit will be packaged with the Super Mario Universe 3 Game Pak(tm),
and 8 control pads. The Exodus will sell for "around $200", with a
slimmed down "Control Set(tm)" available by fall and sporting a $149
price tag.

 

[Fatalah]

definitely!

I bet whoever wrote this is either dead or lurking at GA as I speak.....

Pretty scary...

 

[Duckhuntdog]

It's good to see that PR grammar has improved so much. Back then, press releases seem to have been written in the style of a fifteen year old fanboy with a penchant for nonsense and a bare grasp of the dates and facts.

Let alone not knowing you don't need a comma when you use the word "and" to join two statements or thoughts. Holy shit, with my writing knowledge I could rule at IGN!!!!!