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No more mod cock?

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IT IS HE WHO HATH FALLEN FROM THE SKIES AND SHALL DELIVERTH US FROM EVIL WITH HIS GREAT MOD COCK!

HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
 
INTRODUCING, THE NEW... iPod Mini Mod Cock!

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UltimateMarioMan said:
Its been around an hour and its annoying already! :D


I agree. I've made myself sick of it already. I hope people don't start referring to bannings saying "Mod Cock" him or "Time to wield a mod cock"
 
I assume mod cock is short for "moderator cock." I don't even know why you would joke about something like that. A cock, or "penis" would never be able to be a moderator. It would be all floppy and slow at typing. And if it ever got excited, it'd never get any work done! It'd be all "bzzzzz" or whatever the noise is that a cock makes and it couldn't bend to reach the keyboard. You shouldn't ever joke about it, you're just giving hopeless dreams to idealistic penises everywhere. Shame!
 
Litigation Manuel said:
I assume mod cock is short for "moderator cock." I don't even know why you would joke about something like that. A cock, or "penis" would never be able to be a moderator. It would be all floppy and slow at typing. And if it ever got excited, it'd never get any work done! It'd be all "bzzzzz" or whatever the noise is that a cock makes and it couldn't bend to reach the keyboard. You shouldn't ever joke about it, you're just giving hopeless dreams to idealistic penises everywhere. Shame!


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