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Not another Michael Jackson thread, but lol

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During another combative day on the stand, the woman admitted that she once told sheriff's deputies she feared Jackson had a plan for her and her family to disappear from his Neverland ranch in a hot air balloon.

However, she accused Mesereau of taking the comment out of context. "I told police that (Jackson associates) had many ways to make us disappear," she said.

"And someone mentioned to you a hot air balloon?" Mesereau asked.

"That was one of the ways," she said.

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/...nment-headlines

:lol
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Ninja Scooter said:
michael jackson=super villian.

:lol I'm having visions of Dr. Evil.

I tell ya.. the prosecution has a helluva case..... slam dunk for sure.... not.
 
Lol and I thought the news of her pointing to jurors telling them not to judge her was funny :lol

They should give this women her own reality show, she provides laughs for me daily...Michael Jackson is holding you hostage, but you tell the people at the hotel you're held hostage in they better give you good service because you're friends with MJ.

Then there's the 2 german killers mike hired to potentially off the family :lol

He took us to brazil so we'd never be seen again, but he bought us round trip tickets :lol

I escaped from Neverland and went back 3 times :)
 
I'm more and more suspicious of her. It seems MJ isn't the only loony in the courtroom.

She keeps trying to direct the jury... Mesereau will ask her if she saw Michael do something quite innocent or something that won't play to her advantage, and she says stuff like (to paraphrase): they orchestrated everything. Now I know the whole truth.... she then veers off from answering questions and basically uses the stand as a podium for accusational diatribe.

I mean, that outburst about Neverland being about booze and sex with boys was a direct appeal to the subconcious of the Jury as far as I'm concerned. Sure the judge says strike it from the record and disregard it, but maybe the prosecution feel that the more that idea goes out there the greater their chances of winning.

She's rambling like a mad woman. Add to that the sexual assault case she tried to bring on her ex husband, and the assault charge on the superstore attendants, the celebrities who were approached with requests for money/support, and her fucking shopping bill while she was apparently being held against her will (too afraid to tell anyone of course).... I mean... fucking hell... there are no words really.

I don't know if MJ is guilty or not. I know that he is very weird... but theres definately something dodgy on the prosecution side of things.
 

Escape Goat

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If her lawyer was any sort of intelligent he'd instruct her to answer questions wth as little words as possible. Yes or no preferably.
 
I find it weird that the judge is letting all this go on even though he's told the witness to just answer the question over and over.

Then she tries to bad mouth Chris Tucker talking about he only gave her a car because he was trying to make room because he was buying another. so what! This chick is selfish and greedy. I wish someone would give me a car for any reason.


I thought it was funny that Mike Tyson said he's testify for Mike Jackson, says he gave this women all sorts of money and have the receipts to prove it.
 

Jdw40223

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Teh Hamburglar said:
If her lawyer was any sort of intelligent he'd instruct her to answer questions wth as little words as possible. Yes or no preferably.


WEll that sounds easy.. but MJ's is still trying to off her with German hitmen/booze/and lil boys... its hard to perform under this kinda stress.
 
Teh Hamburglar said:
If her lawyer was any sort of intelligent he'd instruct her to answer questions wth as little words as possible. Yes or no preferably.

At this point, I wouldn't be shocked if at the end of this whole mess, just as the virdict is being revealed, a giant banner comes down, and it's revealed that the whole event was in fact a Reality Show that gives MJ a platform to relaunch his music career ... after pulling off his 'evil anime alien villain' mask, revealing his skin condition was just a hoax.
 
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ManDudeChild said:
At this point, I wouldn't be shocked if at the end of this whole mess, just as the virdict is being revealed, a giant banner comes down, and it's revealed that the whole event was in fact a Reality Show that gives MJ a platform to relaunch his music career ... after pulling off his 'evil anime alien villain' mask, revealing his skin condition was just a hoax.

:lol that would be AWESOME
 
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everyones favourite baby rapist sure gets up to some mischief!
 
When Mesereau asked the woman if Manning was her attorney at the time of the alleged captivity, the woman asked, "Is that attorney-client privilege?" Mesereau said he would drop the question if she was citing her privilege, and she said she was doing so.

:)
 
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Boomer said:
I just heard Michael Jackson died? of food poisoning? Apparently he had some 8 year old weiners

awesome!
 
ManDudeChild said:
At this point, I wouldn't be shocked if at the end of this whole mess, just as the virdict is being revealed, a giant banner comes down, and it's revealed that the whole event was in fact a Reality Show that gives MJ a platform to relaunch his music career ... after pulling off his 'evil anime alien villain' mask, revealing his skin condition was just a hoax.
Yes I thought it was great too WHEN I THOUGHT OF IT TWO MJ THREADS AGO!!
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Boomer said:
I just heard Michael Jackson died? of food poisoning? Apparently he had some 8 year old weiners

I heard that joke today on XM....lame
 
I dunno, but really this trial IMO has made Jackson seem less weird.

He looks at girlie porn magazines and likes to have a little alcohol here and there. Maybe shatters that "Peter Pan" image, but that was weird.

Its the people around him that seem friggin' nuts now.

Terrified of being kidnapped in a hot air balloon?

Trying to sue JC Penny for sexual harrassment?
 

Cloudy

Banned
Mesereau also asked the woman about her reasons for mentioning Jackson, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant and Los Angeles TV weather forecaster Fritz Coleman in an interview with police involving domestic abuse allegations against her former husband.

She said her former husband falsely accused her of having sex with Jackson, Bryant and Coleman. She said she gave investigators their names so they could contact them and verify that the ex-husband's claims were not true.

Mesereau noted that the police report did not include any mention of alleged false claims by her ex-husband that she was having sex with celebrities.

"I don't think it was considered a crime," she said.

:lol
 

borghe

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soundwave05 said:
He looks at girlie porn magazines and likes to have a little alcohol here and there. Maybe shatters that "Peter Pan" image, but that was weird.
/n-o-d

seriously.. here I am thinking dude wants to be a kid at all times, and then you find out he looks at porn, drinks booze, and swears..

wait a minute.. maybe this thing is all a big publicity stunt.. well, for the prosecutions sake we better hope so, otherwise sneddon goes down as reub of the fucking year.
 
UltimateMarioMan said:
Yes I thought it was great too WHEN I THOUGHT OF IT TWO MJ THREADS AGO!!

I normally don't take the time, but sometimes well rounded out individuals like yourself compel me to. With that said, I did a quick check over your all quality post history and found this comment. Unfortunately however, it appears that I didn't ... I suppose "steal your material," or something to that effect, is what all those big caps and those big ol' exclamations are for. Anyhoo ...

UltimateMarioMan said:
I wish that suddenly in court this would happen...

MJ: "Ok I'm tired of this"
*MJ pulls off a mask like in Mission Impossible revealing he still looks like he did in the 80's*
*MJ turns to the kid accuser*
MJ: "You can go home now. The jokes over"
Kid(With really deep New York accent): Ok see you later.
*Everyone in court goes 0_o*

Link

Anyway, lets get back on topic m' kay?
 
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