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(NWS) Guy gets stoned: Takes pictures of him cutting off his own penis

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3phemeral

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Damn, my friend's an ass for sending me this link so early in the morning. I can't imagine what the hell was going through his mind when he decided to try this little experiment:



[edit] you're right, I was hesitant to do it but figured it was okay if I had the warning -- deleted
 

android

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You should have been tipped off by the whole 'cutting off his own penis' thing in the topic's title.
i know i know i know. i didn't think anyone would really do that. damn
 

MIMIC

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3pheMeraLmiX said:
Damn, my friend's an ass for sending me this link so early in the morning. I can't imagine what the hell was going through his mind when he decided to try this little experiment:

Yeah...it would be a lot more nicer if we saw it in the afternoon. :)
 

border

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I kind of hope that's fake....it was posted at a blog so it's kind of hard to say. Anybody that wants to investigate further can go to the Other Forum.

People do stupid things on weed, but I seriously doubt that you could bring yourself to do something that stupid AND that painful.
 

android

Theoretical Magician
I think he was crazy not stoned. he turniqoted it, set up the camera. Walking around my house since I saw it, I find I'm alot more protective. Taking a wide berth around doors :D


<----------Kinda looked like him when I clicked.
 

Louis

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You don't do that sort of stuff with weed :lol .Maybe he used PCP ? There are also images on the web from a guy who cut his face with glass and gives it to his dog to eat when he used PCP .
 

Pimpwerx

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Weed is not an anesthetic, and it won't fuck your judgement like that. I haven't seen the link, and don't want to. But I know there's no way in hell you're cutting off your dick stoned unless you are batshit fucking crazy. PEACE.
 

Malakhov

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demi said:
It's not the whole thing anyway, just the tip.
BAH THIS IS NOTHING, THE GUY ONLY CUT OFF THE TIP OF HIS PENIS FOLKS! THAT'S NOTHING! I DO IT EVERYDAY AND IT GROWS BACK ON ITS OWN! REMEMBER FOLKS, ONLY THE TIP!
 

demi

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Malakhov said:
BAH THIS IS NOTHING, THE GUY ONLY CUT OFF THE TIP OF HIS PENIS FOLKS! THAT'S NOTHING! I DO IT EVERYDAY AND IT GROWS BACK ON ITS OWN! REMEMBER FOLKS, ONLY THE TIP!

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yoshifumi

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i saw this awhile ago, it's pretty damn gross. well, not mind bogglingly gross, i think i've been desensitized past that.
 

NLB2

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6173286/
BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken’s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

“I confused it with the chicken’s neck,” Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. “I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.”

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.
Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters.
:lol :lol :lol
 
i think i have seen these pics... if its some guy sitting in what looks to be a bathroom, ties down his piece with a plastic glove or something, then cuts off the head... then yah, TEH OLD
 
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