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Official April NBA Thread - Playoffs coming sooooooon!

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DMczaf

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Everybody who's ready for the playoffs, take one step forward



...not so fast Konex!

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Bowser

Member
*thumbs up*

Alright, since the Bobcats aren't making it to the playoffs, I'll adopt the Bulls as my playoff team to follow. Hopefully they win their first round matchup!
 

DMczaf

Member
Ninja Scooter said:
You son of a bitch.

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Don't forget our bet, since you obviously don't want to be banned I will give you 3 choices

1. Jordan avatar throughout the playoffs

2. T-Mac avatar throughout the playoffs

3. Have Konex tell you that you will have a long lasting life.
 

Cloudy

Banned
BTW, did anyone catch Jeanie Buss blow Chucky up on ESPN radio today? When asked about Chucky's comments, she was like, "Look how many teams Chucky has been on". She also, said he claims he was mis-quoted but why would he even say anything close to that about the organization and the media needs to get off Kobe's ass.

I think Chucky is as good as gone. All they need to do now is tank the rest while avoiding the franchise losing streak record :D
 
DMczaf said:
kobe_bryant_llorando030516.jpg


Don't forget our bet, since you obviously don't want to be banned I will give you 3 choices

1. Jordan avatar throughout the playoffs

2. T-Mac avatar throughout the playoffs

3. Have Konex tell you that you will have a long lasting life.


What bet, crackhead? Get out of my face with that shit!
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Konex, why are you recycling posts into the new thread? You're pretty intent on demonizing Chucky, eh? After all, can't let Kobe's rep take a hit with that "virtual GM" comment. :D


Get some original material, will ya? ;) :p
 

bionic77

Member
Loki said:
Konex, why are you recycling posts into the new thread? You're pretty intent on demonizing Chucky, eh? After all, can't let Kobe's rep take a hit with that "virtual GM" comment. :D


Get some original material, will ya? ;) :p

I think we should ban the use of Kobe from all threads until next year.

I just can't take much more of Konex...
 

DMczaf

Member
Loki said:
Konex, why are you recycling posts into the new thread? You're pretty intent on demonizing Chucky, eh? After all, can't let Kobe's rep take a hit with that "virtual GM" comment. :D


Get some original material, will ya? ;) :p

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bionic77

Member
Cloudy said:
Hey you fair-weather fan. Go root for the Pats or something :lol:D

Considering I am actually a fan of a team and not a player I don't think you have room to talk. I will always cheer for Kobe as long as he is a Laker, but your insane delusions are what annoy me.

Second don't ever suggest any sort of blasphemy to me involving rooting for the Patritots or Tom Brady.
 
bionic77 said:
Second don't ever suggest any sort of blasphemy to me involving rooting for the Patritots or Tom Brady.

it just struck me...Kobex lives in Michigan...and guess who went to college there?
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its all starting to come together, soon we will find the root of the Curse! I feel like Indiana Jones!
 

Cloudy

Banned
but your insane delusions are what annoy me.

Why is any positive comment about Kobe's game "delusion"? All you guys need to watch the damn games and stop forming your opinions from espn.com! :D
 

bionic77

Member
Ninja Scooter said:
it just struck me...Kobex lives in Michigan...and guess who went to college there?
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its all starting to come together, soon we will find the root of the Curse! I feel like Indiana Jones!

I knew it! He really isn't a Kobe fan, he is just a servant of evil.

Now if you can just find the connection between Brady and Jordan I can alert the proper authorities.
 

Loki

Count of Concision
kgHavok23 said:
the best part of that picture is the kid on the right, who's face is blurred out, as if he is too important :lol :lol

He's the ring leader. :D Maybe THAT'S konex. <rubs chin> The plot thickens... ;)
 

Shinobi

Member
DMczaf said:
kobe_bryant_llorando030516.jpg


Don't forget our bet, since you obviously don't want to be banned I will give you 3 choices

1. Jordan avatar throughout the playoffs

2. T-Mac avatar throughout the playoffs

3. Have Konex tell you that you will have a long lasting life.

:lol :lol :lol





Cloudy said:
BTW, did anyone catch Jeanie Buss blow Chucky on ESPN radio today?

Lucky stiff...
 
Lord(and I'm not talking about the guy whose name rhymes with Gordon), as we start a new month and a new NBA thread, I plead to you... wash away all the regurgitation of Kobe trash that has infected past threads and let us focus on what's really important in the NBA, like real teams and players that are actually good.
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Funny thread... so it looks like Indiana has Miami's #'s this season....
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Cloudy said:
Why is any positive comment about Kobe's game "delusion"? All you guys need to watch the damn games and stop forming your opinions from espn.com! :D

it's better than getting them from Jim Gray...ehhh Konex?
And tell that guy who PS that picture that the kid can't be you....he's white!



Or could it be you? :lol
 

Loki

Count of Concision
Blackace said:
it's better than getting them from Jim Gray...ehhh Konex?
And tell that guy who PS that picture that the kid can't be you....he's white!

:lol

Heh, I know Konex is black, and I even considered painting one of the kids' faces black for a moment (since there was no black kid), but then thought the better of it-- I tend to tread lightly with racial stuff, even in jest and even amongst friends. :)


Or could it be you? :lol

He is a bit too fond of anime... ;) :D
 
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Lord(and I'm not talking about the guy whose name rhymes with Gordon), as we start a new month and a new NBA thread, I plead to you... wash away all the regurgitation of Kobe trash that has infected past threads and let us focus on what's really important in the NBA, like real teams and players that are actually good.

For real. I'm seriously beginning to think whether or not to boycott this NBA thread and just post my highly provocative gems on another forum.
 
BatiGOOOOOOL said:
Lord(and I'm not talking about the guy whose name rhymes with Gordon), as we start a new month and a new NBA thread, I plead to you... wash away all the regurgitation of Kobe trash that has infected past threads and let us focus on what's really important in the NBA, like real teams and players that are actually good.


screw you. Its Kobe haters like you that are keeping his name floating around. Why shouldn't real Laker fans like myself or Bionic be allowed to talk about the Lakers and Kobe? Nobody tells you to STFU about Ginobli or the SPurs or swallowing Bowen's load.
 

bionic77

Member
Ninja Scooter said:
screw you. Its Kobe haters like you that are keeping his name floating around. Why shouldn't real Laker fans like myself or Bionic be allowed to talk about the Lakers and Kobe? Nobody tells you to STFU about Ginobli or the SPurs or swallowing Bowen's load.

Another great and logical point from a Lakers fan. Honestly, me and Piston don't even mention Kobe that much. It is the crazies like Konex and his followers (not even real Laker fans, they just have some kind of man crush on Kobe) who are always talking about him. This usually leads to some kind of pointless argument with Loki (who I also suspect of having a man crush on Kobe) in which Konex does the worst kind of damage control and makes all Laker fans cringe. I wouldn't complain if we banned all people with man crushes on Kobe from this thread, but REAL fans shouldn't be punished.
 

rc213

Member
bionic77 said:
Another great and logical point from a Lakers fan. Honestly, me, Piston and rc213 don't even mention Kobe that much. It is the crazies like Konex and his followers (not even real Laker fans, they just have some kind of man crush on Kobe) who are always talking about him. This usually leads to some kind of pointless argument with Loki (who I also suspect of having a man crush on Kobe) in which Konex does the worst kind of damage control and makes all Laker fans cringe. I wouldn't complain if we banned all people with man crushes on Kobe from this thread, but REAL fans shouldn't be punished.


Yeah! :)
 

Loki

Count of Concision
bionic77 said:
I wouldn't complain if we banned all people with man crushes on Kobe from this thread, but REAL fans shouldn't be punished.

rc213 said:


You'll never take me alive! :D


Besides, I've been good. I mentioned Kobe once (oops, twice :p) in the past week or so.
 

rc213

Member
Loki said:
You'll never take me alive! :D


Besides, I've been good. I mentioned Kobe once (oops, twice :p) in the past week or so.

I was actually pointing out that I never get included with the *REAL* Laker fans. =\.... I feel so left out. It had nothing to do with your secret man love of Kobe. :D
 

bionic77

Member
rc213 said:
I was actually pointing out that I never get included with the *REAL* Laker fans. =\.... I feel so left out. It had nothing to do with your secret man love of Kobe. :D

Sorry for leaving you out rc213. I am sure there are other fans of the TEAM as well, but I couldn't be bothered to remember and name them all.

I was just making a point that Kobex, Loki, and other people with a man crush on Kobe shouldn't be automatically labeled as Laker fans. It isn't like DM is a Rockets fan either, if they don't win a ring in the next 2-3 years you can expect some very Kobex like damage control from him as well. Which means he will blame the tallest guy on the team, the coach, the point guard, and all the role players when the Rockets lose. Take a good look at Kobex DM, that is what you are going to look like a few years.
 

DMczaf

Member
bionic77 said:
Sorry for leaving you out rc213. I am sure there are other fans of the TEAM as well, but I couldn't be bothered to remember and name them all.

I was just making a point that Kobex, Loki, and other people with a man crush on Kobe shouldn't be automatically labeled as Laker fans. It isn't like DM is a Rockets fan either, if they don't win a ring in the next 2-3 years you can expect some very Kobex like damage control from him as well. Which means he will blame the tallest guy on the team, the coach, the point guard, and all the role players when the Rockets lose. Take a good look at Kobex DM, that is what you are going to look like a few years.

Pfft! Don't even TRY to compare me to Konex! I'm not crazy enough to excuse T-Mac shooting 30 foot 3-pointers with 20 secs on the shot clock, or crazy enough to say "Tierre Brown and Brian Grant are good players!"

Next time you ever compare me to Kobex, I'll post a picture of Tom Brady's ass.
 

bionic77

Member
DMczaf said:
Pfft! Don't even TRY to compare me to Konex! I'm not crazy enough to excuse T-Mac shooting 30 foot 3-pointers with 20 secs on the shot clock, or crazy enough to say "Tierre Brown and Brian Grant are good players!"

Next time you ever compare me to Kobex, I'll post a picture of Tom Brady's ass.

Even you wouldn't go that low.

And I didn't say you were like Konex, I just thought you might end up turning into a Konex. You still have to repent though. You just need to replace your Jordan and T-Mac jersey with one of these beauties:


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vangace

Member
The Lakers might end up with a #6 or 7 pick, our schedule is brutal. Its actually possible that we might loose all the remaining games :lol
 

Kintaro

Worships the porcelain goddess
DMczaf said:
OMG! The NBA finally made a team jersey for Konex

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:lol :lol :lol

Goddammit... now I have to clean up the pepsi I spilt on the keyboard laughing from this post. Damn you DM!
 

kgHavok23

Member
those team jerseys are the stupidest/ugliest things i have ever seen. who would buy those?? (dont answer that question)

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Having said that.....if they make a Ben Gordon one, I'll buy it :D
 

kgHavok23

Member
i feel like theyve asked that question before...the answer....i put Yes, but i dont believe it...at least I hope he doesnt.
 

Cloudy

Banned
Watching the Cavs and Sixers recently, in hindsight it looks like Philly got fleeced in that trade :lol
 
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