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Yep, it's here again! We are on the cusp of season 3, and so I put together these special awards and notifications. I might do a mock draft of the first 15 picks.... but jesus everyone is trading picks its going to change eventually! So, without further delay, here they are!
1. Rosie Odonnel Award (A league of his own) - Coldblooded
Wow what a fantastic season. 15-1 regular season. No one could touch you! Im not sure how your season ended (I didnt watch), but Im sure you won the superbowl.
2. Retire mother fucker! Astrolad/Kurt Warner
You know I was looking forward to this award. It was called adios, motherfucker! (not the drink). But no . that cant happen. Apparently Grandma Warner is going to play into her 50s. Fuck this.
2. Old Gray man He aint what he used to be FMT
I thought I had turned the corner, but no. I have an early division lead and let it slip away. I just dont have what it takes anymore . Or do i! no
3. Matt Millen Award (GM of the year) DCX
You can spin it anyway you want, but the offseason moves for the Atlanta Falcons didnt quite work out as hoped . For the Falcons anyways!
4. PLAYOFFS!? (Courtesy of EA) Rors, Sableholic, Birdman
The Raiders, perhaps the most dangerous team that could have been in the playoffs, was left out. But I saw they finished 2nd place in their division! Yep . Yep you did.
The Jags, sweeping the Colts and finishing with the same record, but somehow all they have to show for it is a better draft pick and no playoff appearance.
The Saints beat the bears AND 49ers . But dont get into the playoffs. Thank you EA!
5. Falling Down (Biggest fall from playoffs) Daw, Minnesota Vikings
Wow what happened here? I want to say Brett Favre retired but I cant bring myself to it. Well just say the football gods had it out for you buddy.
6. Biggest Flake MrBob
Now granted, near the end of the season he was more timely, but in a 90s kind of world Im glad I got my girls!
7. Biggest Drama Matrix Vs. BigJonsson
There were a fewer minor ones to choose from here (cb vs. Wellington, me vs. dm, smokey vs. the league) but only one of them warranted its own thread! But the strangest thing of all is that Dramarama had a greatest hits album. What the fuck was possibly on it aside from anything, anything?
8. Bo Jackson Award Auto TDs: Tie between Luke, Smokey, Bluemax, Fifty and anyone else with a 99 speed back
Haters gonna hate bros! F you and your 99 speed backs!
9. Person I would most like to spend 15 minutes with to change my life Tim Tribow
Wow, he did it all for the pats. Brady basically expendable! What I would give to converse with this modern day saint.
10. Flashback to 1940s Award Dmczaf
While many of us used crazy formations with 4 wrs, ran WR reverses, or threw forward passes 15 times or more per game, our buddy DMczaf showed that this NEW style of football is ridiculous! Shine on you crazy diamond!
11. Most Superbowl losses in a single season Coldblooded
Truly an unfortunate series of events for perhaps the most humble player in the league.
12. Herschel Walker Award of Excellence in the field of Draft Trading Peterboy
Well the trade didnt happen but Ill be damned if Peterboy didnt try his best to give away the farm! Kudos to you!
13. Nomnomnom: MrBob Award for TE Cheese Rors, fmt
While MrBobs time in the tight end spotlight has perhaps come and gone, his legacy lives on in other players! Congratulations to Rors and myself! Without our TEs who knows what our offenses would have been!
14. Rod Smart Award Smokey
The man that everyone is out to get! And one day well get you!
15. Greatest #1 pick of all time Tie: Max Younger/Peyton Manning
And BARELY a tie! Max will take this once he grows out of his 5 year old body and has a couple more years under his belt!
