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"Oh, my car!" (or 'Dog Meets Car...At 60MPH)

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tedtropy

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First, I must apologize to all fans of the morbid - this thread will not be as graphic as you may have hoped. For fans of unfortunate news, however, step right on up!

I was driving home from a friend's house at about 2AM last night after a little Halo 2 multiplayer goodness when, all of about 60 seconds from my house and on a road with a posted 60MPH speed limit, a dog decides now would be as good a time as ever to walk right in front of my car. To make things better, it was raining and the wet road made my panicked sudden breaking kind of futile. Needless to say, the dog did not make it. Now I'm the kind of guy who hates running over so much as a toad. So freaked out, I continued the drive home uttering "ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod". My shit-like feeling was only amplified by what I saw as I stepped out of my car, as is detailed in the pixely fun below...

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As you can see, the bottom of my bumper is teh fux0red and the rest of the incredibly high-quality plastic grille is likely mangled in with the crime scene that shall never again be mentioned. Yes, it could've been alot worse. The dog could've been a cow and I could be dead...and nobody wants that. All told, the damage isn't too bad, but if I were to get my insurance to take care of this, I'd be out a $500 deductible. Anybody have any recommendations on the least expensive way to go about fixing this? Should I try getting the replacement parts myself and installing them? I'm told the Protege bumper is pretty easy to replace. Any ideas would be appreciated as I'd like to keep my car ghetto for as short a period as possible. Oh, and yes, that really is my high-detailed vanity 'FHUTA' license plate...and no, that cheesy RV in the background isn't ours.
 

duderon

rollin' in the gutter
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You gotta be fucking kidding me. :lol

Is that a photoshop?

:lol :lol

nm just read the post

:lol
 

Poody

What program do you use to photoshop a picture?
Change the insurance deductible wait for a month then claim it!
 

Chipopo

Banned
Dude, you totally ran over that dog so you had an excuse to show off your FHUTA license plate to the forum, admit it.
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
My F*cking Grandpa said:
Dude, you totally ran over that dog so you had an excuse to show off your FHUTA license plate to the forum, admit it.

On some subconscious level, you may be right. What have I become?!?
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Meier said:
Exact same thing I was thinking. :lol Poor dog though. :(

Believe me, after hitting the dog I felt like worst person on earth, yet when I saw what its corpse did to my car, I kind of quickly forgot about it. Guess that disqualifies me from joining PETA in the near future...
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
I figure what I should do now is get some cheap aluminum grille and fake like I have an intercooler where my original grille was. Then mount some compressed air cans upside down near my window connected to triggers, and fake like I'm blowing off excess NOZ while I'm at red lights. That'd make me cool, right? Gotta live up to the plate and stuff...
 

duderon

rollin' in the gutter
Matlock said:
God no, FHUTA is not about ricing.

Of note: the official FHUTA mobile is the '97 Forest Green Chevy Lumina.

Matlock, you're *this* close to being famous. :D
 

tedtropy

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Incognito said:
Wait, the plate is real? Where do you live in Texas? I need to let off a few shotgun rounds....

Heh, little nothing of a town on the outskirts of Houston by the name of Crosby. Home of the 200-foot tall monster F-150 fleet. I'll fire off my shotgun if I hear 'ya. YEEEEHAWWWW!
 

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Heezzi said:
That's really your license plate?

A) You are really lame.

or

B)
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Or C, you can kiss the sweaty ass of the guy in your avatar. Remove head from sphincter, gain sense of humor, then return to thread. Later.
 

tedtropy

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Society said:
I think you should worry about getting walls on you carhole before making fun of the RV.

If you're referring to a garage, this is the car port that's in front of ours. It was more intended as a cover from the elements, but ever since my mom decided her cats were more important than the well-being of our vechicles, well, there you go. Pointless storage is typically the fate of most garages.
 

tedtropy

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AlphaSnake said:
Nice Protege.

Thanks, hopefully with a little frustration and way more money than I'd like to spend, it'll be the much nicer Protege it once was.
 

border

Member
I hit a deer earlier tonight. It just ran right in front of me, the stupid fucker. I hit only its hindquarters, but it still took ou the passenger-side front turn signal and then disappeared. Does anyone know if it is legal for me to drive without it? I might not be able to get it fixed for a while...
 
border said:
I hit a deer earlier tonight. It just ran right in front of me, the stupid fucker. I hit only its hindquarters, but it still took ou the passenger-side front turn signal and then disappeared. Does anyone know if it is legal for me to drive without it? I might not be able to get it fixed for a while...

Changes from state to state, but I am banking that its a yes in most, if not all states.
 

tedtropy

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ConfusingJazz said:
Changes from state to state, but I am banking that its a yes in most, if not all states.

See, guess they did make you memorize those stupid hand-signals on the license test for a reason. :D Sorry to hear about it - I feel your pain, although if I hit a deer head-on in my little car at 60MPH, I'd of probably been dead.
 

AeroGod

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I just called my local law enforcement officials. Told them some guy just ran up to me and held me up and gun point and stole my wallet. Told him the get away car was a white Mazda Protege with the license plate "FHUTA"

TAKE THAT YOU PUPPY KILLER.

:p
 

tedtropy

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AeroGod said:
I just called my local law enforcement officials. Told them some guy just ran up to me and held me up and gun point and stole my wallet. Told him the get away car was a white Mazda Protege with the license plate "FHUTA"

TAKE THAT YOU PUPPY KILLER.

:p

They'll never catch me, not with my...Bat-Speed. The 130HP 4-Cylinder engine is unstoppable!

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