from the good folks at popbitch, via defamer
:lolBackstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais was at the side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to him and said how much she liked his stuff.
Ricky: Have we met before?
Paris Yes. Im Paris Hilton
Ricky Oh, sorry Paris, I didnt recognise you without a cock in your mouth.
Exit Paris in a huff.