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Ohhh my (Jessica Alba as Sue Storm)

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Paradox

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wow is that not hot or what? we so need bigger pics asap! :D
 
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mightynine

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"No honey, that's NOT my fantastic power causing that; nor is it unstable molecules. I believe Mr. Fantastic Jr. is quite happy with our new outfits. Now let's make a Franklin. EXCELSIOR!"
 
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Great Wasabi Man

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[thinks of past Venture brothers episode]

hahaha


anywho...For some odd reason Human tourch looks like what I would figre Mr Fantastic would look like and visa versa.
 
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Spike Spiegel

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Dan said:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/topnews.php?id=6445
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OH. MY. GOD.
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...This movie is going to suck. Honestly, I really don't have a problem with the costumes - it's the actors that are wearing them that've got to go. I don't care how hot Jessica Alba is, she's not a smokin' MILF like Sue Storm/Richards. Also, how f*cking hard is it to find a young blonde actor to play Johnny Storm, or at least have Chris Evans dye his hair? And for god's sake, tell me there's a hint of silver streaking in Ioan Gruffudd's hair, at least! And WTF is going on with the Thing?!? He looks like he did when the FF first appeared in the 60s, when they used to draw him as this lumpy, orange turd. Where's his brow ridge? Where's the big granite jaw? He's not nearly big enough, nor is he rocky enough.

This is the Fantastic Four:

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[/fanboy rant]
 
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jecclr2003

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Spike good buddy.. hate to break this to you. But it isn't based on the classic FF.

It's all Ultimate FF. Newer hipper, younger, shittier book. Godd Ult FF has become shit... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THIS BOOK BENDIS?!?
 
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Ignatz Mouse

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Ultimate FF started out bad. It just took a while for it to sink in.

And say what you will about the costumes, or casting choices-- from what little I have heard about the plot, none of that would help, anyway.
 
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karasu

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Spike Spiegel said:
OH. MY. GOD.
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...This movie is going to suck. Honestly, I really don't have a problem with the costumes - it's the actors that are wearing them that've got to go. I don't care how hot Jessica Alba is, she's not a smokin' MILF like Sue Storm/Richards. Also, how f*cking hard is it to find a young blonde actor to play Johnny Storm, or at least have Chris Evans dye his hair? And for god's sake, tell me there's a hint of silver streaking in Ioan Gruffudd's hair, at least! And WTF is going on with the Thing?!? He looks like he did when the FF first appeared in the 60s, when they used to draw him as this lumpy, orange turd. Where's his brow ridge? Where's the big granite jaw? He's not nearly big enough, nor is he rocky enough.

This is the Fantastic Four:

four9.jpg


[/fanboy rant]
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but dude, Sue Storm is only a few years older than Johnny. Reed is like 12 years older than her or something.
 
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Phoenix

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Great Wasabi Man said:
anywho...For some odd reason Human tourch looks like what I would figre Mr Fantastic would look like and visa versa.
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Damn, its like you're reading my mind!
:D
 
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Mike Works

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Good God I hope I see her tomorrow. If I'm stuck in a seen with Johnny McFlame and Stretch Useless again, I'm going to murder them.

AT LEAST GIVE ME CHIKLIS
 
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Mike Works

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FoneBone said:
No, what confused me is that you seemed to be implying that you were working on the film in some aspect. Are you?
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Yeah, I do background (extra work) in addition to the job I'm doing right now. They've been shooting here in Vancouver for the past few months now.
 
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Lyte Edge

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Spike Spiegel said:
OH. MY. GOD.
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...This movie is going to suck. Honestly, I really don't have a problem with the costumes - it's the actors that are wearing them that've got to go. I don't care how hot Jessica Alba is, she's not a smokin' MILF like Sue Storm/Richards. Also, how f*cking hard is it to find a young blonde actor to play Johnny Storm, or at least have Chris Evans dye his hair? And for god's sake, tell me there's a hint of silver streaking in Ioan Gruffudd's hair, at least! And WTF is going on with the Thing?!? He looks like he did when the FF first appeared in the 60s, when they used to draw him as this lumpy, orange turd. Where's his brow ridge? Where's the big granite jaw? He's not nearly big enough, nor is he rocky enough.

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Spike, you're letting your comic book fanboyism go way too far. It's a LIVE ACTION movie....those characters are never going to look the same. And correct me if I'm wrong, but I'd assume the movie covers the origin of the FF...way before Sue Storm had a kid.

I don't care what they look like...I just care if this turns out to be a good movie. And I doubt it, but still... :D
 
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Pachinko

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I sat through all of the never before released awful FF movie. Where the invincible doctor doom has a fearsome glock to reinforce his powers and an army of welll.. possibly3 or 4 lackies. Reading the script for this new one on that mini review at aintitcool makes this newer film actually sound even worse. It sounds like it's gonna be next years hulk. You'll kind of like parts but by the time it's finished you won't speak of it ever again.
 
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