Many of you know Olimario's father from THIS THREAD, but that's not the half of it.
Olimario's father, whose real name is not disclosed due to classified information, is a national hero. After single-handedly saving all the astronauts on the Apollo 13 mission, Olimario's father wanted to perfect the space program and thus, created his greatest accomplishment -- the first space shuttle! Unfortunately, that didn't go too well...
Olimario's father's first Space Shuttle design was flawed. And exploded.
So Olimario's father resigned for NASA, and opted to take a field job from the CIA as a special agent. Although his covert operations remain classified, it's well known that Olimario's father killed a reborn cloned Hitler made from machine parts and embyro stem scells. The thrill of the job didn't keep him for long, as he left to join Nintendo of America.
Olimario's father seen here, portrayed by popular character actor, Clint Howard.
At Nintendo, Olimario's father created the Super Famicom, but had a falling out after being the true designer of the Virtual Boy. It was his decision to make the display all red. As a result of this, Gunpei Yokoi killed himself. Olimario's father resigned from Nintendo.
But he went on to independently create such popular things as the Internet, holograms and Toaster Streudels.
It wasn't until 9/11 that he became well known, as he stopped the terrorists on American Airlines Flight 77 with a homemade shiv, kicked the glass open in the cockpit, jumped out of the plane and landed on the White House front lawn before the plane crashed somewhere in Pennsylvania.
With this accomplishment, he was reinstated in the NASA flight program, where he oversees daily operations and is creating that awesome fucking plane from Armageddon to fly all of us to Mars.
Olimario's Father. National fucking hero.
p.s. Olimario's girlfriend is hot.
Olimario's father, whose real name is not disclosed due to classified information, is a national hero. After single-handedly saving all the astronauts on the Apollo 13 mission, Olimario's father wanted to perfect the space program and thus, created his greatest accomplishment -- the first space shuttle! Unfortunately, that didn't go too well...
Olimario's father's first Space Shuttle design was flawed. And exploded.
So Olimario's father resigned for NASA, and opted to take a field job from the CIA as a special agent. Although his covert operations remain classified, it's well known that Olimario's father killed a reborn cloned Hitler made from machine parts and embyro stem scells. The thrill of the job didn't keep him for long, as he left to join Nintendo of America.
Olimario's father seen here, portrayed by popular character actor, Clint Howard.
At Nintendo, Olimario's father created the Super Famicom, but had a falling out after being the true designer of the Virtual Boy. It was his decision to make the display all red. As a result of this, Gunpei Yokoi killed himself. Olimario's father resigned from Nintendo.
But he went on to independently create such popular things as the Internet, holograms and Toaster Streudels.
It wasn't until 9/11 that he became well known, as he stopped the terrorists on American Airlines Flight 77 with a homemade shiv, kicked the glass open in the cockpit, jumped out of the plane and landed on the White House front lawn before the plane crashed somewhere in Pennsylvania.
With this accomplishment, he was reinstated in the NASA flight program, where he oversees daily operations and is creating that awesome fucking plane from Armageddon to fly all of us to Mars.
Olimario's Father. National fucking hero.
p.s. Olimario's girlfriend is hot.
