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[LuckyBrand]

If you have Itunes, or any music sharing program.. go download Adam Sandler's song "SECRET" right now..

its frigging hilarious...

IVE GOT A SECRET
DONT TELL
BUT NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET
DONT TELL
I GAVE MY BUSH SOME HAIRCUTS
DONT TELL
TO EMPHASIZE MY BARE NUTS

I TRIMMMM MYYY BUSHHHH!!!!!!!!!
DONT TELL!!!

oh my god i have been listening to this on repeat for like 3 hours..

i am going crazy.

 

[Dujour]

It's ok, man. It's ok. You see that star in the distance? What does it make you think off.

/me waits for you to look.

/me shoots you in the back of the head.

Better me than them

 

[AlphaSnake]

Sera has quite the imagination.

 

[demon]

I WANT MY 99 CENTS BACK

 

[LuckyBrand]

I WANT MY 99 CENTS BACK

I'll pay pal it to you..

but first you send me Last Bronx for Sega Saturn in the mail.... and then I paypal you the 99 cents.. and we call it even.

 

[demon]

Okay. I just put it in the mail box. I promise. Now give me 99 dollars.

 

[LuckyBrand]

Okay. I just put it in the mail box. I promise. Now give me 99 dollars.

SURE, YOU JUST RECEIVED 99 "FUN DOLLARS"!!!

THEY ARE INVISIBLE!!! BUT YOU CAN SPEND THEM ON FUN STUFF NONE THE LESS, AS LONG AS THOSE THINGS ARE INVISIBLE TOO!!!

but seriously, you didnt enjoy it???

 

[Triumph]

Sera has quite the imagination.

Dude, don't drag me into this.

 

[demon]

SURE, YOU JUST RECEIVED 99 "FUN DOLLARS"!!!

THEY ARE INVISIBLE!!! BUT YOU CAN SPEND THEM ON FUN STUFF NONE THE LESS, AS LONG AS THOSE THINGS ARE INVISIBLE TOO!!!

but seriously, you didnt enjoy it???

I laughed, but I couldn't tell if I was laughing because it was retardedly funny or if I was laughing at myself for download such a retarded song. I'll admit that his voice is pretty damn funny in that song.

 

[MrPing1000]

grr everyone i d/l is the first 45 seconds over and over

 

[MrPing1000]

http://www.warnerreprise.com/qt-ref/adamsandler_secret_ref.mov


streamed version, haha

 

[Ecrofirt]

this is one of the worst songs I've ever heard.

 

[LuckyBrand]

i thought it was funny because of his voice, how almost creepy, gay, "child-like", girlie and everything it was..

and it followed the dance song cliiches so perfectly...

i hope he maeks a video for it...

 

[RedDwarf]

He sounds like he's doing an Igor impersonation. Blah.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

i thought this thread was gonna be about how someone figured out why Adamn Sandler's untalented ass can keep making crappy movies yet they make a bazillion dollars at the box office. Thats a secret i want to know.

 

[Mason]

I like how he says "Don't telllll," but other than that, the song is like all of Adam Sandler's recent ventures into comedy music (ie: not funny).

 

[demon]

Remind me to never open up itunes after a few beers ever again.

 

[lexbubble]

I WANT MY 99 CENTS BACK

you shoulda just done the free trial that lets you listen to 10 seconds or something. thats what i did.

 

[RedDwarf]

After actually listening to the entire track, I've come to the conclusion that I think it's a piece of crap. This was truly awful.

 

[Dujour]

ahahh, dance, mofo, dance!

 

[MrPing1000]

ahahh, dance, mofo, dance!

He does indeed dance in time to every damn song ever

 

[TekunoRobby]

This is so amazingly bad. Thank you for providing me a new torture device.