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[Cunth]

I like to imagine if the women behind the masks are hot or not when I’m out and about. I saw one with a really tight body and I was sure she was gonna be hot, then she took off her mask and it was like, abort abort

 

[TyphoonStruggle]

I got you fam

Avoid kissing and wear face masks during sex to prevent spread of coronavirus, charity says

Abstinence is 'the best way to protect yourself' from the virus, says sexual health charity

www.independent.co.uk

 

[highrider]

I think this is better than porn at least there’s some imagination involved lol

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[MaestroMike]

This mask sh!t is kinda annoying because the ladies can't see my nice smile !! It's part of my technique

 

[teezzy]

 

[Malakhov]

My jokes are even more inappropriate now at work with a mask. People don't know if I'm serious or not.

I love it

 

[nush]

One of my old managers once had Daphne and Celeste in the back of his car. "I had Daphne and Celeste in the back of my car last night" he said, then gave me their CD album "We didn't say that" (?) I think it was. His sister worked for thier record label.

 

[Pagusas]

I wonder about you Cunth, just what makes you tick, and why.

 

[farmerboy]

I wonder about you Cunth, just what makes you tick, and why.

He just says out loud what we're all thinking anyway.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

I wonder about you Cunth, just what makes you tick, and why.

you are like two sides of the same GAF coin.

 

[bender]

Personally, I like watching porn while connected to the company VPN.

 

[Captain Zyrain]

why do they look like midgets

 

[xrnzaaas]

I like to imagine if the women behind the masks are hot or not when I’m out and about. I saw one with a really tight body and I was sure she was gonna be hot, then she took off her mask and it was like, abort abort

This works both ways, you can maintain eye contact with hot girls without revealing the rest of your ugly face. Just make sure you have a sick looking mask or a bandana.

 

[Blade2.0]

i was gonna say masturbating.

 

[Cunth]

i was gonna say masturbating.

Masturbate with a mask on and no one can see you

 

[Alx]

It's funny because it's something that was said in muslim countries and was dismissed by us westerners, but hiding most of the face of women (don't know about men) does add a touch of mystery and even seduction. I'm finding myself noticing women I cross on the street for their "pretty eyes", and sometimes when I get to see them without the mask I realize I wouldn't have noticed them in that setup, or even find them much less attractive.

 

[bucyou]

i call this game "boner killer" and have been palying it for months

 

[Richard Packer]

I told my wife to put her mask on while in bed for safety purposes. When in actuality I was picturing banging Stacey from accounting.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I told my wife to put her mask on while in bed for safety purposes. When in actuality I was picturing banging Stacey from accounting.

You're such a fucking pig.

 

[Richard Packer]

You're such a fucking pig.

I've missed you too

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I've missed you too

Dat Street Fighter V for free on PS Plus

 

[jufonuk]

Hahah I was at the reading festival they played. Everyone threw plastic bottles at them.

 

[EverydayBeast]

 

[Rentahamster]

I like to imagine if the women behind the masks are hot or not

Are you into bubbling?

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Mormon Porn / Bubble Porn | Know Your Meme

Mormon Porn or Bubble Porn, also known as âBubble Collageâ (Japanese: æ°´çã³ã©, Mizutama Kora) in Japan, refers to photoshoped pictures of girls looking like n

knowyourmeme.com

 

[Husky]

i get way fewer nice glances now that i have to wear a mask

 

[Blade2.0]

is this from the new mortal kombat movie?

 

[Stouffers]

My female dermatologist had to inspect my naked sweaty body last week. I took a hot shower before the appointment and couldn’t stop sweating. She never wears gloves despite having to lift up my sopping-wet tits and gut. She’s a trooper.

 

[Jtibh]

 

[Cunth]

My female dermatologist had to inspect my naked sweaty body last week. I took a hot shower before the appointment and couldn’t stop sweating. She never wears gloves despite having to lift up my sopping-wet tits and gut. She’s a trooper.

How big are your tits

 

[Compsiox]

My female dermatologist had to inspect my naked sweaty body last week. I took a hot shower before the appointment and couldn’t stop sweating. She never wears gloves despite having to lift up my sopping-wet tits and gut. She’s a trooper.

That's her fetish though

 

[The Pleasure]

I like to imagine if the women behind the masks are hot or not when I’m out and about. I saw one with a really tight body and I was sure she was gonna be hot, then she took off her mask and it was like, abort abort

 

[Stouffers]

How big are your tits

More than a mouthful apparently.

 

[MrS]

Jerk off in to your hand and throw at somebody you dislike

 

[hariseldon]

Jerk off in to your hand and throw at somebody you dislike

This is known as seagulling apparently.