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Do you have a special one-line phrase that means something to you that other people wouldn't get? Let me explain:

A few years back I was working at a client site with a buddy of mine. There was this girl at the client site who was fairly cute, and one day I noticed she had a tattoo on her lower back just above her ass (could see it when her shirt went up type of thing) One night when going out drinking with her she let us know it was a tattoo of a wizard, so me and my buddy had this running joke about scoring with this girl and our line was "I want to make the wizard cry!"

Cracked us up everytime we used it. I hadn't thought about this line or story for a long long time, but the other day my buddy gets online and sends me a message on chat "I want to make the wizard cry!"...immediately all the memories came flooding back and I cracked up.


So do YOU have any such line from the past that if you heard it, you'd laugh out loud but other people wouldnt' understand the reference?

 

[DCX]

Well...with an ex GF of mine ( which what i'm about to say might have alot to do with her being an ex ), she had three kids, natural deliveries so there is some tearing of...well you know, anyway...she warned me that it didn't look like it's supposed to look like...well i told her " ah...this isn't so bad, it just looks like roast beef..." She was shocked but laughed, and i didn't even know why in the world i said that, but i did...funny...she was the last person i was with too...karma in full effect :lol :lol

DCX

 

[Miguel]

Ask any Texans fan. Or Cowboys fan.

"Nineteen Ten."

 

[GoutPatrol]

"Yes...I'll drink my milk."

One of my friends was going to ask his parents if he could stay over a friend's house for the night (he was 15 at the time.) When talking to his dad on the phone, the conversation went like this.

"Yes...okay, I'll do that...yeah...yeah Dad, I'll drink my milk."

Being a foot shorter than everyone else and still having a "baby face" doesn't help him either.

 

[gblues]

"The clock is ticking."

About an hour before my wedding, I said this (in reference to said impending wedding). Well, my groomsmen "misheard" me say "clock" without the "L" and teased me relentlessly about it. :lol

Nathan

 

[bud]

Instead of 'oh shit!,' I sometimes say: 'Jezus Christ Superstar!'

Dunno why.

 

[Uno Ill Nino]

"Brett Favre would have wanted this!"

You say that before hitting somebody. The joke came to life when my friends and I started making fun of stupid Packer fans for letting a loss ruin their next few days. The idea is that the wifebeaters out there somehow blame the loss on their wives and proceed to beat them senseless in Brett Favre's name.

 

[Incognito]

'what would jesus do' to all my hypocritical bible belt friends.