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Orgies are the way to ease social tensions, claims US Supreme Court Justice.

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"A-heh, y-you thought those were 'fishing trips'?? Mwahaha!!"
 
Wait, what?

Justice Scalia, considered the most conservative judge on the bench, supports orgies? Cheney is compassionate about homosexuals? Where are the four horsemen?
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
Orgies (1 male, 3+ females) have quite a few positives, but also more negatives than you might believe.
You usually don't start by fucking the hottest girl, and once you've fucked one, each girl is less likely to want to do it, not to mention how tired you get (can counteract this with cocaine). Having someone watch you can make you feel quite self concious, especially if you are on the aforementioned coke, and not performing up to par. When two other people are going at it, and you try and join, getting shot down can make you sad.

The positives far outweight this shit though. You have so many options, if you need a break, you just watch others having fun. Everthing going on at once can be very overwhelming, but when you've got a tit in your mouth, a mouth on your dick, hands on your balls, and nipples, you just don't give a shit.

I definately feel like I helped relieve social tensions where I was. These 2 girls didn't seem to be getting along before we got started, but they seemed to get along really well after eating each other out.
 

Pimpwerx

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Sactown said:
Orgies (1 male, 3+ females) have quite a few positives, but also more negatives than you might believe.
You usually don't start by fucking the hottest girl, and once you've fucked one, each girl is less likely to want to do it, not to mention how tired you get (can counteract this with cocaine). Having someone watch you can make you feel quite self concious, especially if you are on the aforementioned coke, and not performing up to par. When two other people are going at it, and you try and join, getting shot down can make you sad.

The positives far outweight this shit though. You have so many options, if you need a break, you just watch others having fun. Everthing going on at once can be very overwhelming, but when you've got a tit in your mouth, a mouth on your dick, hands on your balls, and nipples, you just don't give a shit.

I definately feel like I helped relieve social tensions where I was. These 2 girls didn't seem to be getting along before we got started, but they seemed to get along really well after eating each other out.
Where do I go to get in on this menage action? I've tried all my life to get some 2:1 or 3:1 action, but I'll have to admit it's been fruitless thus far. :lol A good friend of mine got his gf's friend to join in one time, and they even let him take pics (thank you Polaroid). But that involved lots of alcohol and silly sluts. I'd like to get in on some of this, since I've got a decent ratio down here. But I don't think I hang out with any freaks. PEACE.
 

Boogie

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ConfusingJazz said:
Wait, what?

Justice Scalia, considered the most conservative judge on the bench, supports orgies? Cheney is compassionate about homosexuals? Where are the four horsemen?

I have still not gone on a date, therefore we are still quite safe from the Apocalypse. I think I'm the only thing keeping those horsemen at bay at this point.
 

Che

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"Humanity's last line of Defense against
the Apocalypse"

:lol :lol :lol You guys are geniuses!
 

shuri

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everything they bust those wife swap / orgies clubs downtown montreal, you always see 40 dudes getting arrested and 2 ugly looking women.

No sir, I dont like that ratio!
 
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