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Osama's next target: Bobby Brown?!

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August 21, 2006 -- OSAMA bin Laden has more on his mind than just the destruction of the United States - the world's most wanted terrorist is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.

Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," which is excerpted in the September Harper's: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

Boof - who wrote for the soap opera "The Days of Our Lives" until she was axed last month - continues, "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

But bin Laden's murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar. "[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed.

"In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name," Boof writes.

But as much as bin Laden adored Houston, he was also dismissive of black women. "African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures," bin Laden supposedly said. "What need do you have for a womb?"


And Boof writes that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested her hairstyle. "Why do you wear your hair braided?" he fumed, telling her that "only monkeys" did that.

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"I just want to jihad with somebody..i want to ha-le-a-le-a-le-a-le with somebody."
 

Vic

Please help me with my bad english
What the **** with this story? Anyway, while searching for a crackhead houston pic:

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:lol :lol
 

Escape Goat

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If you take into account that Afghanistan is just now receiving media coverage of events from 15 years ago....Whitney is still pretty hot right?
 

Vic

Please help me with my bad english
Teh Hamburglar said:
If you take into account that Afghanistan is just now receiving media coverage of events from 15 years ago....Whitney is still pretty hot right?
clever :lol
 
Anyone who loves Whitney Houston cannot be a bad person. I've been wrong in the past... but **** it, I stand by that. It's a crime "Run to you" never hit #1 ANYWHERE.
 
:lol This has to be SO made up. Desperate unemployed person begins feeding media crazy American celebrity-related inside scoops? Somebody's angling for talk show appearances.
 

Blackace

if you see me in a fight with a bear, don't help me fool, help the bear!
Poody said:
What's more amazing is that Osama had a male sex slave?
Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography
 

LakeEarth

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Teh Hamburglar said:
If you take into account that Afghanistan is just now receiving media coverage of events from 15 years ago....Whitney is still pretty hot right?
Alright, stop.

Hammer time!
 
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