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Outbreak of “zombism”

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Macam

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There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Source: http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm
 

demi

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AND YOU CALLED ME CRAZY AND STUPID FOR BUYING IT

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!? HUH!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
:lol I read that and remember nothing. Actually the only thing I remember is to fill the tub up with water and knock out the stairs if you have to take quick shelter.
 

Ecrofirt

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I hope this vrius mutates and keeps the zombies alive longer. An army of the undead for me to fight...

I can only hope... I can only hope...

edit:
Macam will be the first zombie when I get through with him if he doesn't provide a better link.
 

Dram

Member
Damn!! I had my hopes up for a zombie uprising where I would be fighting zombies while yelling out funny one liners.
 

kumanoki

Member
ZOMG! I can't wait for the outbreak in Japan....I'm ready!

Edit: You toy with my emotions, Macam. You are on the shit-list now, boyo.
 

cloudwalking

300chf ain't shit to me
Mr. Spinnington said:
Don't you mean heartbreak? The Arabic writing in the picture gave it away for me. Cambodia isn't an Islamic country d00ds

Yep, I noticed the same thing. I was all excited (and slightly scared) until I saw the writing on the sign in that photo.
 

Tabris

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jett said:
:lol I can't believe I actually thought this was true.

Haha, same here. I got owned. Probabaly because I only read the first half and not the second half about biological weapons and such. If you read just the first half, it seems possible.
 
Saki said:
Dammit :|

First, how did anybody not catch it as soon as they saw the address? Secondly, are you really looking forward to the zombie holocaust that will surely come if this were true? Man, you are a very morbid person.
 

Saki

Banned
ConfusingJazz said:
First, how did anybody not catch it as soon as they saw the address? Secondly, are you really looking forward to the zombie holocaust that will surely come if this were true? Man, you are a very morbid person.
:lol
Hey deadhead... Take a bite of peach! <BOOM!> :D
 
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