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Ozzfest 2004

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Well I don't remember much about it, but let me just say this

I smoked the worst and finest green there.
Every person there kicked ass. The mash pits were the most dangerous yet friendliest places I've ever been to.
Boobs. And lots of them. Most rubbed up against me on purpose. Yes.
Free shit -- I got a Trojan Condom hat, some condoms (none my size though..) and a lot of free liquor/green
Music was great, I liked the second stage outside
Funny seeing all my Irish friends getting burnt by the Sun while I was just soaking up a tan (Only nerds and whitey wear shirts).
Tony Iommi can have my babies if he wants.
Ozzy too.
Zakk Wylde, also.
Who was that band with the hot lead singer chick? Christ I wanted to bang her fiiiiine Italian bootie.
Jagermeister MAY just be the greatest hard liquor of them all.
Women there were great, I thought all goth chicks were supposed to be ugly or something. Some of really hot ones I talked to there must have gone through "Ugly Duckling Syndrome", because they were very timid.
I think Judas Priest was the best there.
I got punched in the face in the mash, kick ass
So I punched his pasty face right back
But then I helped him up


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