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[Maiden Voyage]

I was in my room and I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything. But then again, I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her.

And then she started screaming, "Mike! Mike!"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom!"
She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!"
I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?"
She goes, "No! You're on drugs!"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes, "No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi"

And she wouldn't give it to me. All I wanted was a Pepsi—just one Pepsi—and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi!

 

[Jaybe]

I was in my room and I was just like, staring at the walls thinking about everything. But then again, I was thinking about nothing. And then my mom came in, and I didn't even know she was there. She called my name and I didn't hear her.

And then she started screaming, "Mike! Mike!"
And I go, "What? What's the matter?"
She goes, "What's the matter with you?"
I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom!"
She goes, "Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!"
I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm okay, I'm just thinking, you know? Why don't you get me a Pepsi?"
She goes, "No! You're on drugs!"
I go, "Mom, I'm okay, I'm just thinking"
And she goes, "No! You're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!"
I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please? All I want's a Pepsi"

And she wouldn't give it to me. All I wanted was a Pepsi—just one Pepsi—and she wouldn't give it to me. Just a Pepsi!

An institution!
Figured this was what it was at the first what’s the matter. Brings back memories.

 

[Jaybe]

For the under-40s:

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Why not get your own pepsi good sir?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why not get your own pepsi good sir?

But then what would my mom do?

 

[ssringo]

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[Saber]

Maybe the Pepsi is druged.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Maybe the Pepsi is druged.

Sometimes, I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to and I get real frustrated and like, I try hard to do it and I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like I concentrate on it real hard but it just doesn't work out. And everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out.

It's like, I need time to figure these things out

But there's always someone there going, "Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know? You should maybe get away and like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better."

And I go, "No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it out. Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know? I'm just working on myself"
They go, "Well you know, if you want to talk about it, I'll be here, you know. And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it. So why don't you talk about it?"
I go, "No I don't want to, I'm okay! I'll figure it out myself!"

But they just keep bugging me. They just keep bugging me and it builds up inside.

 

[LegendOfKage]

To this day I still sometimes find myself thinking about "WE decided!? MY best interest!?" when it comes to authoritarian BS.

 

[GeekyDad]

Sometimes, I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to and I get real frustrated and like, I try hard to do it and I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it to. It's like I concentrate on it real hard but it just doesn't work out. And everything I do and everything I try, it never turns out.

It's like, I need time to figure these things out

But there's always someone there going, "Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know? You should maybe get away and like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better."

And I go, "No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it out. Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know? I'm just working on myself"
They go, "Well you know, if you want to talk about it, I'll be here, you know. And you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it. So why don't you talk about it?"
I go, "No I don't want to, I'm okay! I'll figure it out myself!"

But they just keep bugging me. They just keep bugging me and it builds up inside.

That's a spot-on impression of my wife.

 

[NecrosaroIII]

I've done weed with my dad. That was pretty cool.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I've done weed with my dad. That was pretty cool.

Yo does he want to hang out some time? I've got a racing wheel we can take turns.

 

[AJUMP23]

Thread of the day.

 

[Saiyu]

Dad was such a drag....

 

[Lunarorbit]

For the under-40s:

I've done weed with my dad. That was pretty cool.

II smoked weed with my mom once in 1998 and she thought it was laced cause the thc count was so much higher than in the 70s. That was pretty funny

 

[Kabelly]

Is this your mom?

 

[Scotty W]

For the under-40s:

Fyi Tom Araya from Slayer is in that video.

 

[AJUMP23]

Parents are lucky they didn't get slapped.

 

[poodaddy]

Remember kids, if they don't like Suicidal Tendencies, you shouldn't be seen with them. The more you know.

 

[Trogdor1123]

Stop doing drugs and staring at walls you hippie druggie

 

[EverydayBeast]

Parents start wars

 

[jshackles]

Is this a Pepsi ad?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Stop doing drugs and staring at walls you hippie druggie

Maybe the real drugs were the Pepsis we found along the way.

Is this a Pepsi ad?

Or a desperate plea to finally remake the Pepsiman game from 1999.

 

[AJUMP23]

If your parent is in drag does that make them a trans-parent or transparent?

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Is your mom hot?

Even without the reference AAA post would read again.

Edit Shit this came out of nowhere.

Many chuckles where had.

 

[SafeOrAlone]

That’s known as a Pepsi Challenge.

 

[GeekyDad]

If your parent is in drag does that make them a trans-parent or transparent?

What if they're a parent who's trans? Transparent tranny?

 

[Putonahappyface]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

It's the bandana. It's blocking his third eye.

 

[badblue]

 

[sono]

Um why would your mother think her son was on drugs. Is there history that she would leap to that as first thought as to why you were distracted?

 

[Artoris]

I don't get this as I drink coca-cola

 

[nkarafo]

Why would your mom even suspect you are on drugs? And her being so sure about it? Smells like you have a history.

Also, get up and get that pepsi on your own. Parents are not your servants.

Kids are a real drag sometimes.

 

[LimanimaPT]

"Why don't you get me a pepsi?"
Is she your maid? Get that lazy ass off your bed and go get it yourself!

 

[Rush2112]

What are you saying? That im crazy? Well i went to your school, i went to your churches, i went to your mental health facility.

 

[Chozoldman]

Never thought I'd see a (not so) stealth Suicidal Tendencies thread here.

I'm a big fan from way back, and it always annoyed me that this gimmick song is their most popular track. They have a great early discography. Lights, Camera, Revolution and The Art of Rebellion are both wall-to-wall bangers!

 

[darrylgorn]

Just tell her you were on drugs and you need a pepsi to sober up.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Um why would your mother think her son was on drugs. Is there history that she would leap to that as first thought as to why you were distracted?

I'm sitting in my room, and my mom and my dad came in. They pulled up a chair and they sat down.
They go, "Mike, we need to talk to you"
And I go, "Okay, what's the matter?"
They go, "Me and your mom, we've been noticing lately you've been having a lot of problems and you've been going off for no reason. And we're afraid you're gonna hurt somebody. And we're afraid you're gonna hurt yourself. So we decided that it would be in your best interest if we put you somewhere you could get the help that you need.”
And I go, "Wait, what are you talking about? We decided? My best interest? How do you know what my best interest is? How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy? When I went to your schools, I went to your churches. I went to your institutional learning facilities. So how can you say I'm crazy?"