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Article: http://www.tmz.com/2018/09/11/paul-mccartney-john-lennon-group-masturbation-story-beatles/

The legendary Beatles star spoke about the early years of The Beatles and what the boys did to pass the time ... including sitting around masturbating together.

McCartney told GQ he was over at Lennon's place with a small group of friends ... "And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying -- I don't even know if we were staying over or anything -- we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did."

Paul says in order to inspire more enjoyable twisting, they would all shout out names of sexy celebs to think about -- like Brigitte Bardot ... before John killed the mood by bringing up Winston Churchill.

The singer says this session of please pleasing themselves was a onetime thing -- maybe two -- but it wasn't a big deal ... just kids being kids, he says. He adds ... "But it was good harmless fun. It didn't hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot."

So that's what they meant by "Here, There and Everywhere."

Yea, well I'll be. Yell "Brigitte Bardot" if old.

 

[J-Roderton]

Okay, then.

 

[TrainedRage]

When I was in grade school I would occasionally go 'back to back' as they say. I'm under the impression its pretty normal. Depends on what age they were I guess. Still. Meh.

Just Imagine ... Sorry

 

[TheShadowLord]

No joke, I propose a similar idea to one of my friends back in middle school when he came over to my place for the night. I have no idea what I was thinking at the time(or that age)\. No homo btw.

 

[highrider]

Look cross dressing I can understand but that’s just weird!

 

[888]

So it’s like a yawn? One person does it and it’s contagious?

 

[Insane Metal]

So it’s like a yawn? One person does it and it’s contagious?

 

[Musky_Cheese]

Not something I would do. Probably one of the more tamer things they did.

 

[Dice]

Rock stars in the 60s being fairly sexually open? I never would have expected this from the man who wrote "Why don't we do it in the road?"

 

[Gander]

I always thought the Beatles had these crazy sex stories but this is not what I had in mind.

 

[cr0w]

Uh, I mean...hmm. I dunno man, that's just weird.

 

[TheShadowLord]

I always thought the Beatles had these crazy sex stories but this is not what I had in mind.

Would not be surprised if there was slash fiction of them. There's one for Captain Kirk x Spock and Martin Sheen X Benedict Cumberbatch, why wouldn't there be one for The Beatles?

 

[Papa]

yikes

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

The Beat-the-meat-tles.

 

[Mr. Awesome]

Been there

 

[plushyp]

A bit unrelated but I'm seeing the Justice League credits song in a new light now:

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

No joke, I propose a similar idea to one of my friends back in middle school when he came over to my place for the night. I have no idea what I was thinking at the time(or that age)\. No homo btw.

Ha! gay

 

[EviLore]

They probably hooked up with groupies in the same room together hundreds of times, threesomes and orgies, etc. The tone of the article makes it sound like this was one of the most tame stories that Paul could tell about the wild times back then without a Twitter mob forming on the spot in 2018. Also the Winston Churchill bit is so John Lennon hah.

 

[TwiztidElf]

What would fake Paul know about the early years?
That's real Paul in that photo.

 

[Airola]

they would all shout out names of sexy celebs to think about -- like Brigitte Bardot ...

Sexists. Men abusing their patriarchal power by literally defiling women like Bardot with such filthy minds. They hate women.

Disgusting. #BoycottTheBeatles

before John killed the mood by bringing up Winston Churchill.

Homophobes.

Disgusting. #BoycottTheBeatles

"But it was good harmless fun. It didn't hurt anyone. Not even Brigitte Bardot."

Victim blaming and handwaving literal rape.

Disgusting. #BoycottTheBeatles

Mods should make a pre-emptive lifetime ban for Paul in case he ever wants to join Neogaf. Blacklist Paul now!

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

#BoycottTheBeatles

I am not familiar with this type of shitpost. Care to enlighten me?

 

[Snoopycat]

This is yet another example that rock has been corrupted by sexual deviants and they are ruining our children's minds. We need to get back to the good old days of rock when men dressed as women and sang about the devil.

 

[Airola]

I am not familiar with this type of shitpost. Care to enlighten me?

A joke, maybe?

 

[Hudo]

we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did."

Naturally.

 

[Wings 嫩翼翻せ]

A joke, maybe?

I was trying to continue it lol.

 

[Redneckerz]

I am sure a few of them let a yellow submarine out.

 

[Tesseract]

gross

 

[llien]

Rock stars in the 60s being fairly sexually open?

Well, I'd bet people were fairly sexually open earlier. Check that attary guy outrage.

 

[Scopa]

I remember one year there was this young, annoying bloke on Australian Big Brother who told a story about how he an his mate/roomate would watch porn together and masturbate whilst doing it. I always thought that was fucking weird.

If I was hanging with my mates and one of them whipped it out for a quick pull, he’d be drinking alone after copping an earbashing from me.

 

[Musky_Cheese]

They probably hooked up with groupies in the same room together hundreds of times, threesomes and orgies, etc. The tone of the article makes it sound like this was one of the most tame stories that Paul could tell about the wild times back then without a Twitter mob forming on the spot in 2018. Also the Winston Churchill bit is so John Lennon hah.

I seem to remember they shared girlfriends and wives. They spread their send all over the earth.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

this is before internet porn, in the ruins of war-torn England, people had to do with what they had.

also otm on Bridgette Bardot what a babe

 

[Nymphae]

And I was just saying no one shares masturbation stories in the Valve porn game thread lol

 

[Frank Spencer]

This story was in Macca's bio 'Many Years From Now' from 1997. Still makes me smile.....kinda.

 

[BANGS]

Bridgette Bardot what a babe

for sure...

 

[Lionel Richie]

Louis CK truly was born too late.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

You’d never guess he’d got a new album out would you?