Peanut Butter: Worker: I Saw Rat Roasting In Peanut Plant

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I want to know what the problem is with peanut butter manufacturers. Every year, we get recalls on peanut butter. What's going on at their plants?
 
yeah my chemistry teacher last year said if we knew how peanut butter was manufactured none of us would ever eat it again. "This jar has 4 rat droppings, it passes QC. This one has 5, FAIL."

A guy in the class who used to work at some grain manufacturing plant said the exact same thing.
 
Timedog said:
yeah my chemistry teacher last year said if we knew how peanut butter was manufactured none of us would ever eat it again. "This jar has 4 rat droppings, it passes QC. This one has 5, FAIL."

A guy in the class who used to work at some grain manufacturing plant said the exact same thing.
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Jesus.
 
I don't eat much peanut butter, but I do like straight peanuts. I'm good right?

edit: Don't get me wrong I like gay peanuts too!
 
Jesus fuck people, I already quit meat because the manufacturing process grossed me out. At this rate I'll be off anything. What's not gross to eat? I'm going to end up living off fried tofu and peanut sauce. I don't need to hear this!
 
Timedog said:
yeah my chemistry teacher last year said if we knew how peanut butter was manufactured none of us would ever eat it again. "This jar has 4 rat droppings, it passes QC. This one has 5, FAIL."

A guy in the class who used to work at some grain manufacturing plant said the exact same thing.
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That is true for virtually every product on the market made with nuts or grain. Bugs and rodents like food. No big conspiracy here.
 
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EDIT: 14 years later young Trig would ask, "I wonder how I got this peanut allergy"
 
White Man said:
Jesus fuck people, I already quit meat because the manufacturing process grossed me out. At this rate I'll be off anything. What's not gross to eat? I'm going to end up living off fried tofu and peanut sauce. I don't need to hear this!
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Grow/raise you're own food.
 
White Man said:
Jesus fuck people, I already quit meat because the manufacturing process grossed me out. At this rate I'll be off anything. What's not gross to eat? I'm going to end up living off fried tofu and peanut sauce. I don't need to hear this!
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I once knew a guy who worked at a tofu factory. Oh, the stories he told!
 
If you think this shit only happens in peanut butter then......

One of my good friends use to flick flies onto the arby's grill and just to watch them explode.
 
Onix said:
Grow/raise you're own food.
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Or just stop buying heavily processed foods; take it one step farther if you must and develop good relationships with local farmers.

It'll still happen, though. Preventing vermin from ever having access to your food supply is virtually impossible.
 
Hitokage said:
Airtight containers are your friend.
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seed --> airtight container?

What I'm saying is that at some point in the production/processing/transport/storage of your food, vermin are going to get at it, no matter what.
 
echoshifting said:
seed --> airtight container?

What I'm saying is that at some point in the production/processing/transport/storage of your food, vermin are going to get at it, no matter what.
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Well, if you want to be technical about it, every drop of water you drink has been defecated in. :D
 
icarus-daedelus said:
Come on, guys. Have you ever eaten cereal? Hot dogs?

There is usually a reason why the butcher doesn't want you to see how the sausage is made.
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Yes. Hot dogs are made from raccoon feet. Everyone knows that.

I reserve the right to be disgusted either way.
 
Browsing Wikipedia I just discovered some places call peanuts monkey nuts. So I'm going to start calling peanut butter monkey nut butter.
 
Hitokage said:
Well, if you want to be technical about it, every drop of water you drink has been defecated in. :D
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It's a good thing some of us are into that. I'm just going to get one of those e-cigarettes and quit eating, I think. I am totally too much of a pussy to eat food. When I start eating things I think of the processing, which has kinda killed animal products for me. Actually, blame that gross fucking McGangBang thread for that. My mind was building these Incredible Machine-like contraptions that would be slaughtering and combining like 3 animals at once to make an ultimately grotesque (and maybe even arabesque) sandwich. A sluice filled with blood and feces and feathers and beaks and hooves. Lots of gears, too. And Merzbow's 1930 was playing in my head, too.

Jeez, where's my ambien.
 
White Man said:
It's a good thing some of us are into that. I'm just going to get one of those e-cigarettes and quit eating, I think. I am totally too much of a pussy to eat food. When I start eating things I think of the processing, which has kinda killed animal products for me. Actually, blame that gross fucking McGangBang thread for that. My mind was building these Incredible Machine-like contraptions that would be slaughtering and combining like 3 animals at once to make an ultimately grotesque (and maybe even arabesque) sandwich. A sluice filled with blood and feces and feathers and beaks and hooves. Lots of gears, too. And Merzbow's 1930 was playing in my head, too.

Jeez, where's my ambien.
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I watched an episode of dirty jobs that you would just love.
 
I eat peanut butter every day. It's Smuckers brand and the kind where the oil sits on the top and you have to stir it up. The only ingredients are peanuts, salt, and rat, just as I like it.
 
White Man said:
Jesus fuck people, I already quit meat because the manufacturing process grossed me out. At this rate I'll be off anything. What's not gross to eat? I'm going to end up living off fried tofu and peanut sauce. I don't need to hear this!
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Let us now tell you have those are made!
 
it doesn't help that rats and mice CRAVE peanuts/butter

Note, leave an open jar of peanut butter on you floor (if just for a day)

and a rat (or a cockroaches will find its way into your house and try to feast on it, even if you don't have any rodent/insect problems.
 
Que es este carne?

Este carne es de rata.

Rat? This is a rat burger?

[vendor nods]

Not bad! Matter of fact this is the best burger I've had in years!
 
neptunes said:
it doesn't help that rats and mice CRAVE peanuts/butter

Note, leave an open jar of peanut butter on you floor (if just for a day)

and a rat (or a cockroaches will find its way into your house and try to feast on it, even if you don't have any rodent/insect problems.
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Don't forget dogs! They go apeshit over peanut butter.
 
The only impact this thread has had on me is to make me want a PBJ. Damn this thread, for I am hungry and forlorn with my lack of PBJ having.
 
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