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People at Subway are dumb.

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Dear Subway Sandwhich 'artists'.

A) No, I dont want to toast a cold cut trio. THEY ARE COLD CUTS YOU IDIOT, ITS RIGHT IN THE NAME. Nothing says tastey like hot bologna.

B) Why is there allways random shit in the bottom of your bread? It looks like you roll the dough around in the trashcan or something.

c) When I say light mayo, it probably means I want light mayo, not regular mayo in small portions.

d) thanks for axing your subway club thing.. now I have like 20 useless stickers.
 
"I want a little lettuce, some olives, and a little bit of honey mustard."

*Sandwich "artist" turns half the sandwich into lettuce, puts on three olives, and slaps on two pounds of mustard*

I hate you, clownish, mouth-running Subway guy
 
Where I live you ask for green peppers an they reach for the cucumber and you have to say NO NO not that one! this one and point through the sneezeguard. Oh well, at least it usually ends up tasting ok.
 
DonasaurusRex said:
I cant bring myself to bash Subway after i have taken part of the 2 for 8.99 deal so many times.
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I frequent the place because it's less than a block from campus, but on days I'm not busy I make a bee-line to Quizno's
 
Here in Ottawa they don't carry jalepenos anymore!! They say that they've "discontinued" them :lol!! DAMN IT I WANT MY JALEPENOS!
 
Does Subway still have their crab saladish sandwich? If not then:
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Here in NZ it's as if they screenprint the lettuce on. What does that shit cost, like a nanocent per gram ? Fuckers.

Oh yeah, can I have a little bit of mustard please ? Guy grabs mustard and drowns the fucking thing. Awesome, now I have mustard with a little bit of sandwhich.
 
keeblerdrow said:
haha you eat at Subway.
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:lol I don't think I've ate at Subway in years, but they have a commercial running with some new Chicken Parmigian sub and it looks really good in the commercial. I'm sure that's nothing what it's like in real life.
 
Steak and Cheese sub is good, but for everything else... there's Quizno's.

And that guy with the glasses in the subway commercials... what a f*g.
 
People who pay a ridiculous price for highschool drops outs to slap pre-packaged cold cuts onto a fuckin' loaf of bread are asking for all the god damned grief they get.

Fuck subway!

$15 gets you what they serve for a week and it tastes better.

Incidentally, if I have to eat bologna, like if a terrorist is holding my friends hostage - that shit had better be fried. Bologna is fuckin' awful assholes and elbows meat.
 
Im way too picky to eat at quiznos. I cant deal with all of the stuff they put on their sandwiches, and they seem really locked in to what they offer, so I go to subway when I do want one. But maybe my local quiznos sucks. But really, I prefer the local place (Sausage Deli) over any of them. They'll do whatever.
 
There's this place down here in Kendall called Hungry Bear, it's a block away from my campus. The subs are 6 dollars for some of the subs, and though I think it's expensive for a sandwich I think they are damn delicious. Thank god that my friends told me about this place, because their subs rocks.
 
I like Subway's tuna better than Quizno's on my tuna and bacon hoagie.

Edit: Wegman's (and DiBella's I guess ) have the best lunch meat type hoagies. Yum yum bread!
 
I've never had a problem with Subway...although I'll agree the poeple that work there are not the smartest :lol

But has anyone ever been to a brown bag deli? There's one in houston (rice village) and that crap was good. The lady that was working it was awesome too.

On top of this, free internet on nice looking macs!
 
chicken mesquite with bacon, without lettuce tomatoe or red onions.


and when i get it i MOTHER that bitch in their awesome hot sauce. my eyes water and everything. and i wash it down with a pepsi. i wish they would have stook with coke so i could get a vanilla coke, but, it's hard to mess up that sandwich. maybe some sunchips. maybe.

QUIZNOES ROCKS. BRING BACK THE HAMSTER TEETH AD CAMPAIGN.
 
I don't know if it's just the Quiznos on my school campus, but I hate the fact that you don't get to choose everything that you want to put on the sandwich. They just squirt whatever random sauces that they want on it without asking you if you want it. Until I find another Quiznos, I think I'll stick to my toasted chicken or steak subway sandwiches. Tastes good to me.
 
There's this really cute hispanic girl that works at my local subway. I'd have hit on her... but she works at Subway. :(

My only problem with Subway is the price they charge for like a basic footlong, as TToB said. Their premium shit like Chicken Teryaki, or Steak and Cheese, yeah they can charge $6+ for that.
 
There's this really cute hispanic girl that works at my local subway.
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"Could I interest you in a Green Card?"

Never fails on the Polak cuties. :P

And here I thought the people working at Subway all had MBAs...
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It's just general blithering man. Nothing to do with class or education, I'm being a dick; but I can totally relate to a job market in which Subway is the best one can do. There were an alarming number of college graduates swinging from shelves back when I worked at Target. Scary shit. :(
 
As I understand it, they stopped the stamp thing because people were counterfeiting(sp) the stamps.

It was my understanding that they've moved over to some type of swipe card now.
 
Mr. Lemming said:
I like Subway's tuna better than Quizno's on my tuna and bacon hoagie.

Edit: Wegman's (and DiBella's I guess ) have the best lunch meat type hoagies. Yum yum bread!
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Man, Dibella's is unbelievable. Maybe the best I've had, or close with the hoagies/subs I had in Atlantic City/Philly.
 
Wellington said:
There's this really cute hispanic girl that works at my local subway. I'd have hit on her... but she works at Subway. :(

My only problem with Subway is the price they charge for like a basic footlong, as TToB said. Their premium shit like Chicken Teryaki, or Steak and Cheese, yeah they can charge $6+ for that.
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Haha. The cutest Hispanic girl ever worked at the subway by me as well. Its an epidemic, dammit!
 
Last time I went to Subway, the guy tipped my sandwich out all over the counter when he tried to cut it. He then stood it upright and scooped all the mayo coated glop off the counter and shoved it back into my sandwich.

I told him that wasn't too appetizing, and I thought he should make it over. He said "ok," put it by the register, and started helping the person behind me.
 
A few years ago they had a Subway across the parking lot from my former employer. I'd always go in there (we didn't have a Quiznos at the time). I became a 'regular' there and ended up with free food more than not by making friends with the owner. :) Of course that ended up being one of the only perks of going there.

Since Quiznos moved in.... Quiznos >>>>>>>>>>Subway
 
mj1108 said:
A few years ago they had a Subway across the parking lot from my former employer. I'd always go in there (we didn't have a Quiznos at the time). I became a 'regular' there and ended up with free food more than not by making friends with the owner. :) Of course that ended up being one of the only perks of going there.

Since Quiznos moved in.... Quiznos >>>>>>>>>>Subway
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But they dont want to seem to give you what you actually want on a sandw.hich. I hate that

Sausage Deli forever!!!!!!!
 
After Quiznos ---- its like Subway disappeared for me.

Quiznos is MEAT with a side of bread.

Subway is BREAD with a hint of meat.

Plus don't get me started on the absolute joy that is Quiznos Broc/Cheese soup.
 
krypt0nian said:
After Quiznos ---- its like Subway disappeared for me.

Quiznos is MEAT with a side of bread.

Subway is BREAD with a hint of meat.

Plus don't get me started on the absolute joy that is Quiznos Broc/Cheese soup.
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I have to eat Quiznos with a fork because all of my meat and peppers spill out all over the place when I take a bite. Never had that happen at Subway :lol
 
*waits for the inevitable Girls of Subway Playboy issue*

Back home I used to LOVE Quizno's, but it pissed me off that they never knew how to make my sandwich right - I always ordered the Spicy Monterey Club (I think that's what it was called) and they would ALWAYS forget the pickles, or the mayo, or smother it with chili sauce or not put in any chili sauce at all, or forget one of the meats. I ended up having to take an extra trip by car to a Quizno's in the first floor of an office building just to get my sandwiches done right!

That said, Subway is horrible. How can anyone eat there?
 
They had a promotion over the summer and I'm not sure if it's still going on, but on Tuesdays, from 6am to 10am, you could order free breakfast on a 6 inch sub or roll.
 
Wellington said:
There's this really cute hispanic girl that works at my local subway. I'd have hit on her... but she works at Subway. :(
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What does that have to do with her? She might be some coke dealer using subway as a front and she owns some 18-room mansion in manhattan.

Add the funny to your cocky and see, she might be all right.
 
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