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People have some f-ing nerve.

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AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Last night, my cousin and I go out for a few games of ping-pong at the billiard hall. After about an hours worth of playing, we left. As we're walking to the parking lot, I see a few of my former girl-dash-friends, one of which was a fling of mine and still a good friend. This one bitch, who completely screwed me over and lied to my face about a whole bunch of shit, has the nerve to fucking smile at me, and ask me how I am and what I was up to.

Needless to say, I only came up to my real friend from that group to give her a kiss hello and I continued walking, ignoring the other bitch as I replied with a "whatever" to her empty hearted questions. I mean shit...this girl knows I think she's a bitch, I flat out told her to go 'fuck yourself'. I can't believe she had the nerve to pretend as if everything was peachy and shit, especially after what she did. If I had the card to choke one person and get away with it, I'd choke that bitch like Wayne Brady.
 
Golden oppertunity for potentially classic dialogue between Exes...and you walked away.

Comedy am cry.
 
She was probably just trying to make amends. You should've gone along with it, then you'd have two girls to "kiss hello".
 
Haha, I just needed the venting. :P And I most certainly won't make amends with somebody as full of shit as she is. :P
 
Gek54 said:
From playing ping pong to telling a girl "whatever" and all in one night. Awesome!
Then they went to the gas station, spat on the ground, and while his buddy filled the tank up Alpha bought some pizza flavored Doritos!!!
 
So you she greeted you nicely while you acted like a dick and blatantly ignored her, and somehow she's the one with the nerve?

Hm-kay.
 
Diablos said:
Then they went to the gas station, spat on the ground, and while his buddy filled the tank up Alpha bought some pizza flavored Doritos!!!
But he totally left out the part where he had exact change for his pizza flavored Doritos! His friends were so impressed, they insisted on a round of high-fives.
 
GamerShu said:
right now his cum-filled ball sack is crying for the opportunity he missed with 2 girls :lol

:lol :lol :lol

What the fuck?

Should have just said hello man. Kill 'em with kindness is my schtick.
 
Wellington said:
:lol :lol :lol

What the fuck?

Should have just said hello man. Kill 'em with kindness is my schtick.

Yeah, make them think "hey everything is ok with this guy, maybe he forgot that I am a total cunt." then keep chatting her up until you get her back in the sack, nail her a couple times THEN start with the "whatevers" and "fuck offs"
 
Diablos said:
And this needs a thread, why?

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Shig said:
So you she greeted you nicely while you acted like a dick and blatantly ignored her, and somehow she's the one with the nerve?

Hm-kay.

So you obviously didn't read the thread. The girl's a flat out bitch and has talked shit about me behind my back and lied about it to my face. =P

Haunts: No can do. She's a Jewish virgin prude. No sex until she's married. =(
 
AlphaSnake said:
So you obviously didn't read the thread. The girl's a flat out bitch and has talked shit about me behind my back and lied about it to my face. =P

Haunts: No can do. She's a Jewish virgin prude. No sex until she's married. =(

You should have informed the group that the filthy whore gave you biting crabs. Fuck kill em with kindness. :lol
 
AlphaSnake said:
So you obviously didn't read the thread. The girl's a flat out bitch and has talked shit about me behind my back and lied about it to my face. =P

Haunts: No can do. She's a Jewish virgin prude. No sex until she's married. =(

thats what they all say until they get a little sampler platter of Shu :D
 
Good job (not sarcasm). I would have done the exact same thing. Although, I would have spiced it up a bit with "Whatever... fuckin' idiot."

IMO, it's always better to fully express yourself when you've been disrespected.
 
Last night, my cousin and I go out for a few games of ping-pong at the billiard hall. After about an hours worth of playing, we left. As we're walking to the parking lot, I see a few of my former girl-dash-friends, one of which was a fling of mine and still a good friend. This one bitch, who completely screwed me over and lied to my face about a whole bunch of shit, has the nerve to fucking smile at me, and ask me how I am and what I was up to.


WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Like, she had the nerve to smile at you and you had to post this pointless shit on the internet!? DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR!?
 
AssMan said:
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! Like, she had the nerve to smile at you and you had to post this pointless shit on the internet!? DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR!?

In the parking lot!
 
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