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Marvel's Spider-Man 2 is getting a collector's edition. That's not terribly surprising, is it? However, how PlayStation UK has chosen to advertise it definitely is, as it welcomes gamers to open themselves up to "19-inches of Venom". Ouch.

This refers to a 19-inch collector's edition statue, one that looks like it wouldn't be particularly enjoyable in the way that the PlayStation Twitter account implies. It even gives you a few inches of Spider-Man (Spider-Men?), as the statue depicts both Peter and Miles fighting Venom. Again, ouch.

"Treat yourself to 19-inches of Venom and more with the Marvel's Spider-Man 2 Collector's Edition," confidently reads the tweet. Whoever wrote it is having a lot of fun at the office today.

This very quickly drew two kinds of responses. Some are replying with different variations of "19-inches of WHAT?". Whereas other, more outgoing types seem to take it as a challenge. To those people, I admire your bravery, but really, imagine having to explain this one to A&E. You just know they've heard every "I accidentally sat on it" excuse in the book, it won't work. They'll know what you did.

Treating yourself to 19-inches of Venom is also pretty bloody expensive. In the UK, it will set you back £219.99. Like, there are definitely cheaper ways to spend your Saturday night. Just rent the Venom movies or something, they're kinda horny if you read between the lines.

PlayStation Tells Gamers To "Treat Yourselves To 19-Inches Of Venom"

Don't mind if I do.

www.thegamer.com

 

[Banjo64]

What’s the implied implication sorry? Shove this figure up your arse? I don’t think that’s what PS UK are going for with this tweet. I think they’re just saying treat yourself to a big action figure.

 

[Salz01]

Is this a penis joke?

 

[delfrickintree]

Innuendo has always been in advertising. Only coombrains take it personally lol

 

[DrFigs]

are units of measurement gay?

 

[Puscifer]

What's up with including steel books and no physical game?

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Innuendo has always been in advertising. Only coombrains take it personally lol

Seriously lmfao, some gaffers need to lighten up a bit.

 

[Heisenberg007]

Disappointed to later learn that they were talking about the statue.

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

I knew you had to be gay to like this game.

 

[StueyDuck]

It is insomniac after all...

 

[poodaddy]

Welp, as someone who already preordered the special edition a while ago, I just hope my wife is supportive and isn't jealous. Hell, maybe she can watch! It's 2023 after all.

 

[IDKFA]

Poor innuendo.

A 19inch wang would be a curse. A disability. No woman or man would be able to take such a monstrous flesh snake.

 

[jhjfss]

 

[BouncyFrag]

First we get bear love and now this.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

First we get bear love and now this.

 

[delfrickintree]

Poor innuendo.

A 19inch wang would be a curse. A disability. No woman or man would be able to take such a monstrous flesh snake.

I bet you're fun at orgies

 

[Represent.]

 

[Alex Anderson]

Spiderman made me gay years ago

 

[Robb]

I’d probably have loved to if they actually included the game itself. They can include a statue but are too cheap to print a disc? What’s even the point of the steelbook.

 

[Elder Legend]

Jim Ryan has been watching too many Bad Dragon Dildo videos or even worse, fake horse cock dildos with fake cum.

 

[JimboJones]

Spoiler: Nsfw

 

[Fake]

11:59 'We increase the price of Playstation Plus'

00:00:

 

[mrmustard]

Looks uncomfortable.
Also don't buy these overpriced CE junk staues, get high quality from Sideshow.

 

[mejin]

 

[Bernoulli]

Disappointed to later learn that they were talking about the statue.

the statue is perfect to push the limits

 

[sono]

Does size matter

 

[Skifi28]

Sorry, I'm not brave enough.

 

[Masterri]

They know their audience.

 

[Dick Jones]

What’s the implied implication sorry? Shove this figure up your arse? I don’t think that’s what PS UK are going for with this tweet. I think they’re just saying treat yourself to a big action figure.

 

[Robb]

Spoiler: Nsfw

Spoiler: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Putonahappyface]

Poor innuendo.

A 19inch wang would be a curse. A disability. No woman or man would be able to take such a monstrous flesh snake.

I reckon Janet Mason could take on that disability and the 19 inch Venom doll.

 

[Revolutionary]

The hype around 19 INCHES OF WHAT is massive, and growing

 

[BlueLyria]

19 inches is a bit too much, sorry, I'm still not a character from a japanese r18 work

 

[JimboJones]

Spoiler: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Web Fluid sold separately.

 

[Deerock71]

I'm pretty certain most girls be like:

 

[Raonak]

It's not the size of his penis.

I'm pretty certain most girls be like:

It's the size of his tounge.

 

[Deerock71]

It's not the size of his penis.



It's the size of his tounge.

 

[Dream-Knife]

Non-Newtonian edition?

 

[GreatnessRD]

Innuendo has always been in advertising. Only coombrains take it personally lol

I am 100% adding "coombrain" to my daily vocab.

"Shut up you fuckin' coombrain"

Yeah.

 

[DavJay]

99 percent of gamers have a dirty mind.

 

[adamsapple]

99 percent of gamers have a dirty mind.

The other 1 percent have a degenerate one.

 

[Audiophile]

Teresa Takes 19 Inches Of Venom

 

[Elder Legend]

The other 1 percent have a degenerate one.

Which out of those 2 percentage categories do kanjobazooie and Banjo64 fall in though is the real question...

 

[Montauk]

Spoiler: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Now we’re talking

 

[Montauk]

Lol so there is a Starfield inspired Bad Dragon ‘Constellation’ range now, no joke.

 

[lordarchaon666]

The fact this comes with a digital copy of the game but a physical steelbook case baffles me. Was it really too much work to put a blu-ray in the box?

 

[Tsaki]

The tweet sits close to 90M views. Even the Dead Space account got into promoting their statue this way.

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Who knew that horniness sells!? ​

 

[skit_data]

I totally missed this and that the Isaac Clarke tweet was alluding to this, lol

 

[Montauk]

Lol so there is a Starfield inspired Bad Dragon ‘Constellation’ range now, no joke.

Man, I’m so out of practice with forums, couldn’t work out how to embed.

Spoiler: NSFW - For the REAL Starfield fans

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