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[cryptoadam]

So managed to live normal with the virus from December to March somehow and then blamo.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

It was in England in December as well.

 

[DESTROYA]

What a shit show this Wu Flu thing is

 

[Kazza]

In the future everyone will have AI toilets which will automatically analyse everyone's poop and will be able to spot these kind of things early. It will also be able to give you a personalised "poop report", giving you info on your own health.

 

[Stouffers]

I'll check my poop from December. I lost the file cabinet key so this could take awhile.

 

[cryptoadam]

 

[triplestation]

if it goes in the water and the water gets in the ocean and that bitch evaporates and dissipates everywhere then i mean shit

this man made shit is rampaging the earth

this man made shit

is rampaging the earth

how do you release a monster of this magnitude into the world and get off this easy?

LOL well done

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

It's sad that randos on a videogame forum were calling this back in Jan/Feb while WHO was still figuring out whether we should shut down travel.

 

[MasterCornholio]

So that's why I was so tired when I was in Italy.

 

[Atrus]

In the future everyone will have AI toilets which will automatically analyse everyone's poop and will be able to spot these kind of things early. It will also be able to give you a personalised "poop report", giving you info on your own health.

I see you played Death Stranding too!

 

[The Pleasure]

In the future everyone will have AI toilets which will automatically analyse everyone's poop and will be able to spot these kind of things early. It will also be able to give you a personalised "poop report", giving you info on your own health.

Japan already does.

 

[Torrent of Pork]

In the future everyone will have AI toilets which will automatically analyse everyone's poop and will be able to spot these kind of things early. It will also be able to give you a personalised "poop report", giving you info on your own health.

 

[cryptoadam]

Actually every country should be looking for covid in poop.

This way you could isolate and contain areas with high concentration of CV in sewege and target testing.

They do this for other outbreaks so its good to see that maybe the tech is getting there.

 

[Taxexemption]

Unironically he is right. I believe there is a company that manufactures special toilets that can do some health analysis when you use them, but I don't think they are on that level yet.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I'll check my poop from December. I lost the file cabinet key so this could take awhile.

I have to call my former boss if i can have the shit back that i pooped on his desk. Dont know if he still has it

 

[Coily]

Chinese are known to poop in the streets

so it's likely that it's a Chinese tourist who pooped on the floor

 

[badblue]

Unironically he is right. I believe there is a company that manufactures special toilets that can do some health analysis when you use them, but I don't think they are on that level yet.

I googled this. I don't regret it because it's a news article that uses the word "analprints".

 

[EverydayBeast]

Chinese are known to poop in the streets

so it's likely that it's a Chinese tourist who pooped on the floor

I can find 100x better places to poop than on the street

 

[Coily]

I can find 100x better places to poop than on the street

It's known in tourism industry.

They do that

 

[Alter_Fridge]

I prefer Peep Show with David Mitchell

 

[#Phonepunk#]

I'll take the poop test anyday

The real test is some nasty nwo nazi torture shit