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[Stouffers]

You’re driving west on I-10 heading through the Florida Panhandle. You have to get through Mobile and up to Jackson Mississippi before a category 2 hurricane hits. According to the maps on AccuWeather and weather.com, it appears you can just make it without hitting the brunt of the storm if you don’t stop. Unfortunately, The Five Guys bacon burger with large fry and a pint of cherry Garcia you ate late last night has caused you to belch a filthy shart.. amount and viscosity unknown.

Do you:

A - ”Check the oil” while driving and smear whatever you find on the pants you plan to re-wear tomorrow?

B - Stop at the Waffle House in DeFuniak Springs, assess/clean-up the damage, and risk not making it to your destination because of the storm?

C - Let it dry and scrape off the caked-on mess once you arrive at your hotel?

 

[Tranquil]

Option C

I'm not a pussy.

 

[poppabk]

Stop and wait for the hurricane. Drop trou and let nature's glorious natural bidet wash my ass. Deposit dirty linens into nature's powerful trash disposal winds. Prepare crazy statement for crotch blurred TV interview.

 

[Nester99]

Drive straight for the hurricane and let natures bidet do its thing!

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

has caused you to belch a filthy shart

Belch = through the mouth
Shart = through the ass

What exactly happened in thar car?

 

[Rentahamster]

I'm going to make sure Sandra Bullock is in my movie.

 

[Stouffers]

Belch = through the mouth
Shart = through the ass

What exactly happened in thar car?

I’m not sure what you’re talking about. This is purely hypothetical...

 

[Raven117]

Cat 2? Meh, pull over and clean yourself off.

 

[trikster40]

Ignorance is bliss. Keep on truckin’.

 

[Stouffers]

I made it. Either a false alarm or I have a self-cleaning crack.

 

[just_some_nut]

Replace flag with undies--for but a moment of course

 

[newtypepilot]

shoot the hostage

 

[haxan7]

Amateur hour over here.

1. You’ve already shit all over yourself and your car, it’s not going to get much worse if you let it sit longer.
2. Pull over for 5 minutes, take whatever towel or rags you may have laying about, and sit that between your pants and the car seat.
3. If you have any extra towels or rags, stuff them down your ass crack.

This will absorb any extra shit and keep it from getting worse. You can now drive to your destination with a risk of being in the storm only for a few minutes.

 

[Stouffers]

Amateur hour over here.

1. You’ve already shit all over yourself and your car, it’s not going to get much worse if you let it sit longer.
2. Pull over for 5 minutes, take whatever towel or rags you may have laying about, and sit that between your pants and the car seat.
3. If you have any extra towels or rags, stuff them down your ass crack.

This will absorb any extra shit and keep it from getting worse. You can now drive to your destination with a risk of being in the storm only for a few minutes.

Do you even know what a Hurricane is you stupid sack of scrot-hair? You want to be in a hurricane zero minutes.

 

[haxan7]

Do you even know what a Hurricane is you stupid sack of scrot-hair? You want to be in a hurricane zero minutes.

I’ve literally stood on my balcony during a hurricane. It was fun

 

[bender]

Shoot the TaySan

 

[notseqi]

Keep going. What was going to happen already happened.

 

[Stouffers]

I’ve literally stood on my balcony during a hurricane. It was fun

 

[notseqi]

No! Bad boy!

 

[Stouffers]

No! Bad boy!

We need more Bronies on GAF.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[BigBooper]

At that point it's time to drive off a bridge.