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Lets get this out of the way first: Im not some kind of weak-kneed fuck who opens a Pop Tart and just eats one. I will ALWAYS eat both when the package is opened. But sometimes I just WANT to have one Pop Tart. Evidently I, and society as a whole, dont have that luxury.
Putting one in a package for later is not an option; its not fresh anymore. You can create a vacuum in space where time does not exist and atoms are in a completely suspended state, put the Pop Tart in there, and even just 10 minutes later its still not going to be as good as the one you opened earlier. The serving size on the box is one pastry. ~200 calories depending on which flavor you get. So because Im forced to eat two Im forced to eat 400 calories which is pretty significant for what should be a simple, starchy carb snack. Well youre not forced to eat Pop Tarts in the first place. Thats not the issue.
Money is of course the logical answer to my inquiry. If Kellogg put them in separate packages they would, by extension, have to manufacture double the packages. People would buy less Pop Tarts because the servings per box would essentially double even if the actual amount of product stayed the same. But I dont think this problem I have with Pop Tarts is unique to myself nor do I believe that its limited to a negligible amount of customers. I think if Kellogg came out and said were switching to single packages you guys! they would not only generate good will within the Pop Tart community, but they would also be just as if not more successful with this product line whilst simultaneously improving the product in question.
Something similar was done before with Go Tarts
Those were individually packaged. Because of the precedent that Go Tarts set we know that Kellogg has the resources and the technology to individually wrap Pop Tarts. But Go Tarts were discontinued and considered a failure! Go Tarts didnt fail because they were individually wrapped. They failed because they were dumb and nobody liked them.
Kellogg needs to step up to the plate and do the right thing. Seriously.
Some people will denominate this thread as a hurr a wacky zany attempt at a tag lulz its a joke because pop tarts are like so not serious but this thread has a serious tone its so funny DO YOU GET IT but I actually feel like this warrants legitimate, nuanced discussion and am eager to gauge the general consensus on the matter here.
Thank you for your time.
Putting one in a package for later is not an option; its not fresh anymore. You can create a vacuum in space where time does not exist and atoms are in a completely suspended state, put the Pop Tart in there, and even just 10 minutes later its still not going to be as good as the one you opened earlier. The serving size on the box is one pastry. ~200 calories depending on which flavor you get. So because Im forced to eat two Im forced to eat 400 calories which is pretty significant for what should be a simple, starchy carb snack. Well youre not forced to eat Pop Tarts in the first place. Thats not the issue.
Money is of course the logical answer to my inquiry. If Kellogg put them in separate packages they would, by extension, have to manufacture double the packages. People would buy less Pop Tarts because the servings per box would essentially double even if the actual amount of product stayed the same. But I dont think this problem I have with Pop Tarts is unique to myself nor do I believe that its limited to a negligible amount of customers. I think if Kellogg came out and said were switching to single packages you guys! they would not only generate good will within the Pop Tart community, but they would also be just as if not more successful with this product line whilst simultaneously improving the product in question.
Something similar was done before with Go Tarts
Those were individually packaged. Because of the precedent that Go Tarts set we know that Kellogg has the resources and the technology to individually wrap Pop Tarts. But Go Tarts were discontinued and considered a failure! Go Tarts didnt fail because they were individually wrapped. They failed because they were dumb and nobody liked them.
Kellogg needs to step up to the plate and do the right thing. Seriously.
Some people will denominate this thread as a hurr a wacky zany attempt at a tag lulz its a joke because pop tarts are like so not serious but this thread has a serious tone its so funny DO YOU GET IT but I actually feel like this warrants legitimate, nuanced discussion and am eager to gauge the general consensus on the matter here.
Thank you for your time.
