Primitive War trailer - Vietnam War with Dinosaurs.

One could say it looks retarded

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Would have been better if the Vietcong were riding them, America just didn't know they had dinosaurs in their army when they went over there.
 
I'm always up for a big budget creature feature. Asylum and the like totally ruined the genre with the super low budget Lake Placid vs Mecha Sharknado crap.
 
This is the kind of movie you'd see in the direct to DVD bargain bin for 9.99.

How this gets a theatrical release, who the hells knows. Some deep pockets floating around the film industry.
 
Looks AWESOME! Dumb fun.

Vietnam era military tech was so cool. Early IR/thermal stuff, basic radios, some electronics, but mostly just cool guns, grenades, claymores, and helicopters. No drones, real-time satellite imagery, banging on computers to get answers, spinning holographic displays, none of that crap. Glad to see that period get more representation. Kong Skull Island was another recent one with a similar vibe.

And in reference to the WARFARE thread, OF COURSE they put a chick in it :P

Looks like even more feathered raptors. Giant chickens, here we come!
 
I've never been more certain that Hollywood is just a money laundering system for Mexican drug cartels
 
Lol Hollywood what happened

This is the kind of movie you'd see in the direct to DVD bargain bin for 9.99.

How this gets a theatrical release, who the hells knows. Some deep pockets floating around the film industry.

I've never been more certain that Hollywood is just a money laundering system for Mexican drug cartels

I found out that this is an adaptation of a book.

The book also has decent reviews. Who knows. It might turn into a cult classic.

 
If I don't see film grain it's either gotta be a TV show or a super high budget blockbuster. This just looks cheap.
 
This looks like something they would play on the Comet channel on Antenna TV.
 
One raptor has a knife in its eye, so that we can distinguish it from the others and is likely the leader!!!

Edit: I forgot I had another joke:

It turns out that the real monsters all along were the Japanese in WW2. Oh my gosh guys I knew they were bad but it's way freakin worse than I expected
 
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