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[toythatkills]

That's "Bros" as in "bros," not the the eighties pop combo.

Prose with Bros is a game for your iDevice that's available both free with ads, or for $2 without them. In it, you're given 50 random words from a pool of 1,100, and you have to construct some kind of sentence, poem, or text from them. Someone else is given exactly the same 50 words, and they do the same thing. The app then reads it out to you, so you can put in pauses and stuff for effect. Like this.

Then, for the next 24 hours, other users of the app vote on your sentences and decide whose is funnier, or cleverer. The winner, well, wins. You can also give kudos if you really like them.

It sounds simple enough, but almost instantly the game has become pretty much "make the dirtiest sentence you can with the words you're given." You don't have to be dirty, but there's a lot of filth.

Which is amazing, and I have never laughed so much at an iOS app before. Maybe it's a sign of my immaturity, but hey, I don't care. It's hilarious! And it's creative as hell, because there are actually no rude words in the app at all. I was voting on some earlier and was faced with the phrase "wobbly milk bubbles" and it nearly killed me!

I also used the phrase "puny love cannon" earlier on, and I've never ever been prouder than when I constructed the sentence "all shall kiss my crack, only you cunningly poke beef up in there."

It's time for some prose, GAF. WITH YO BROS.

Usernames in this thread!

 

[Dabanton]

Haha this looks fun.

 

[sixteen-bit]

That's an interesting concept. Sounds like something fun to play with my bros.

 

[blamite]

Sounds like a great concept. I can only hope for a WP7 version, though.
Why can't we get nice things too?

 

[Ferrio]

Exactly like a flash game I used to play. Forget it's name.... hell think it was a popcap game even.

 

[dream]

"dream"

Let's play this shit.

 

[onlyindreams]

Love this game. My username is "ishotanarrow"

 

[lordfroakie]

username: victorprime

 

[toythatkills]

"My pathetically big snake is unusually crooked and it comes badly if you bite on the jiblets. Tomfoolery problem."

 

[aesop]

"Explode your creamy butter in my socks or the clumsy cowardly minions which dance terribly shall jig diabolically."

username: wordeffer

 

[Pete Rock]

Sounds a lot like Acrophobia, but with refrigerator magnet vocabulary rather than acronyms, both in execution and in terms of the results. When is a console going to get one of these fun little games? Although I suppose it's better for mobiles given the drifting attention spans and sporadic nature of checking in on the voting.

 

[Z_Y]

I'm in: Z Y

 

[ultron87]

Username: ultron

Bring it on bros.

 

[Rawkus]

Exactly like a flash game I used to play. Forget it's name.... hell think it was a popcap game even.

You're thinking of Psychobabble. And yes, that's exactly what it reminded me of, too.

 

[Neuromancer]

Prose before ho's.

 

[Ferrio]

You're thinking of Psychobabble. And yes, that's exactly what it reminded me of, too.

Yes that's the name, god loved that game.

 

[no angel]

Ok this looks awesome, username urbanpanda if anyone fancies a game.

 

[Neuromancer]

OK I'm in, code name Neuromancer

 

[no angel]

This game is genius, I'm literally crying with laughter over some of this shit.

"shave my stanky pickle publicly and bite the magic schnizel with pleasure. also itch your filthy scrumptious jamtart it may feel magnificent"

The stephen hawking voice that reads them to you is the cherry on the cake.

 

[Neuromancer]

Is it just me or is their server down?

 

[onlyindreams]

Is it just me or is their server down?

working for me.

my favorite one I've made is "she inserts his fat pickle clumsily in bed, from which these pigs may nibble"

 

[toythatkills]

Ok this looks awesome, username urbanpanda if anyone fancies a game.

Haha, I think you're going to beat me but fair play, that's pretty awesome!

 

[GDJustin]

Hoooooly shit this app makes me laugh out loud repeatedly. Now accepting challengers - my username is ErrorJustin

Edit: I've seen some great ones that weren't filthy, too:

"I forever whip the mo-ped just for a gangsta kick" I saw just now. Too perfect.

 

[no angel]

Haha, I think you're going to beat me but fair play, that's pretty awesome!

That wasn't mine, if only I was as skilled a wordsmith!

 

[MisterRueler]

Your poppycock is horrible and it beasts a goose like our glamourous mustachioed grandpas do on silly casserole.

 

[toythatkills]

That wasn't mine, if only I was as skilled a wordsmith!

Well, your username is beating me! Which is annoying, it's one of only two games out of fourteen in voting that I'm not winning

 

[GABDEG]

I just read the phrase "grandpa got mysteriously hard" and lost it. God damn I can't breathe.

 

[xbhaskarx]

This game is even more sexist than Fat Princess.

Spoiler

xbhaskarx

 

[GDJustin]

"Her trembling hands rubbed meetballs
and it was glorious
I cream on head"

Probably my Prose with Bros magnum Opus. I couldn't decide between head and eyes, for the final word.

 

[The Elite]

All of the sentences people are coming up with have to do with sex.

 

[toythatkills]

All of the sentences people are coming up with have to do with sex.

Yeah, but that makes it even more satisfying when you destroy someone with something clean. Like the one I made in the OP about the hugging unicorn.

To be honest though, the sex is where the comedy lies. I totally just lost it at "I would attack your mom if she could take a snake between her cheeky bushwhack."

 

[windfish]

love this game, great find! this will entertain me for a good while, premature is the way to go!

username: kakekater

 

[darkressurection]

This game is great

Username on here is monkyofdoom

 

[Captain Pants]

These are my favorites so far. I hurt myself laughing.

 

[Thoraxes]

Alright, let's do this... Bros.
Username: Thoraxes

 

[Open Source]

"My doctor is terrible. He feels you in a van. But look who calls back."

"They say mom is a phenomenally fat sasquatch."

"The nasty ninja laughed after shamelessly coming on a dead magic unicorn. I wanted it for riding."

 

[Fox1304]

Just booted the game. Already laughed my ass off 4 times.
Username : Fox1304. Come and get my prose.

 

[NGKrush]

I'm up for it too!
username: NGKrush

 

[woodsey1982]

Currently have 9hrs left on one vote, and I'm winning at 100%. AWESOME!

 

[toythatkills]

I made an actual poem. It's not getting the appreciation it deserves

 

[Katana_Strikes]

This is great.

ID: Dhunt2k

My first 2 attempts

 

[no angel]

I made an actual poem. It's not getting the appreciation it deserves

I'm appreciating it, sadly I think it's the prospect of chewing on my
Magnificent loafer that's getting all the attention.

 

[Barrett2]

Add me, please.

lawblob

 

[toythatkills]

Oh my God. DYING.

 

[SmokyDave]

Yeah, I gotta get in on this. Username = SmokyDave.

 

[SmithnCo]

This is hilarious. Basically a competition to see who can make the most sexual sounding sentence.

Username: smithnco

 

[Ferrio]

Damn I love this game.

Name: Ferrio

 

[Open Source]

"Jam it into his behind. A donkey punch for pleasure." I'm in tears.

 

[JKTrix]

Aw man, this doesn't work on my iTouch

 

[C-Jo]

This is amazing.

Name: C-Jo