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[StoOgE]

Ok, so around a month ago I was at a party and there was this girl there that was a friend of a friend who was the designated driver, and had like 3 beers the whole night.. I was drunk off my ass. Long story short, I told her and all of her friends I wasnt intrested in her the entire night.. then I got drunk and she just started slobbering on me... we made out for maybe 5 minutes before I came to my senses and told her it was a bad idea.

She got my phone number, my AIM screen name, my myspace info and started trying to contact me.. at first I would talk to her, because I figured she was cool and just wanted to talk.. I mean, nothing had happened.. except she was acting like we were dating or some shit. Now she wont leave me alone, she calls all the time, she drunk dials me, she sends me e-mails, text messages.. calls me by a pet name. I havent even talked to her in 3 weeks.. our mutual friends are hounded by her all the time about why I never call her back. JESUS.

So far she hasnt figured out where I live, that I have a girlfriend type thing (well, at least that Im fucking someone regularly) or where they live. Im not scared that the girl would do anything to hurt me, but I could see her fucking up my current situation with the new girl, or at least making my life a living hell.

Ive heard of girls going psycho after you have sex.. or after a relationship ends, but this is fucking wierd. we didnt even do anything.

 

[WordAssassin]

Wow, that's odd. I had the exact opposite happen. Girl said she kinda liked me, she got drunk but I was sober, she told me how much she liked me but didn't want anyone to know, etc, she started making out with me like a bandit all night long. Then my appendix asplode, I don't see her for like a week, when I do see her again she hugs me...and then after that she HATES me.




Basically, I'd give a nut to be in your shoes with some chick hounding after me. Of course, it's understandable you don't want it, as you're already nailing someone.

 

[J2 Cool]

It happens, you give them a taste and they want the whole candybar. It's because she's starving and it tastes oh so good.

 

[StoOgE]

no, you dont want this girl chasing you... she isnt good looking, I have low standards too so that says alot.

And wordassasin, that is understandable.. I mean, when you are at a party and something happens its cool to call and see if they want to hang out or whatever.. but if they start making up excuses, its a good bet they arent intrested... Im assuming you havent continued to call this girl for months?

 

[WordAssassin]

Oh, heck no. The party was New Year's..my appendix asploded the next day... week after, she was all glad to see me, and then every time I saw her after that, there was just major hate flowing from her towards me. No idea what started it, kinda sucks. One day she's all, "Yeah, I do like you. I've been thinking of breaking up my my boyfriend to go out with you." to "I hope you fucking DIE."

Oh, did I mention she was a coworker? That's why she didn't want anyone to know she liked me. I guess things around the theatre just got too awkward for her? I know I never said anything or made any passes at her durin work, I treated her only slightly nicer than usual.

But, yeah, after the hate started, I stopped being nice. What's the point, right? She was a total bitch to me so I was an arrogant prick to her. "I'll be quitting soon so your feelings for me won't have to be withheld much longer!" just cheesy goofball stuff. I guess whatever Cubsfan would call "Cocky Funny" only I was doing it in jest.

Aside from seeing her at work for the next month or so (I quit at the beiginning of March) I never called her, never tried to hook up with her, none of that. Just kinda a shame that she turned like that, she was DY-NO-MITE that night.

 

[Ill Saint]

asploded

'Exploded'.

 

[aoi tsuki]

Ironic, i was just reading a paper written and given to me by the fatal attraction customer of mine. i have a feeling any involvement with her will end up badly, but i feel myself hopelessly drawn to her. :/

 

[the year 20XX]

i feel myself, hopelessly drawn to her. :/

Fixed.

 

[WordAssassin]

'Exploded'.

Actually "asploded" is something like slang, thank you Homestar Runner. I know perfectly well that "explode" is the PROPER word. (BAH, even though I edit, my stupid mistake will forever be bolded out in the post below. *sob* )

www.UrbanDictionary.com SEZ:

1. asplode
verb. Explode
"Your Head Asplode"
-Homestarrunner.com

 

[aoi tsuki]

Fixed.

Broken.

Actually "asploded" is something like slang, thank you Homestar Runner. I know perfectly well that "explode" is the porperword.

www.UrbanDictionary.com SEZ:

1. asplode
verb. Explode
"Your Head Asplode"
-Homestarrunner.com

As long as we all know it's slang...

 

[the year 20XX]

Yeah, sorry about the puerile joke. I thought, this being the internet and all, why not?

 

[Mr Gump]

Ive heard of girls going psycho after you have sex..

Fuck yes. An actual sms from her:

i really wanted 2 talk 2 u... i feel bad about 2day.. uno i read in this book, that females have this natural chemical release which makes them more attatched 2 guys they have sex with... i read that 2night.. hence my sudden spurt of guilt...i should never have put u in a position that u do not want 2 deal with... it wasnt and isnt the right thing 2 do.. i hope u 4give me and understand... im juz a mean insecure bitch... n im really sorry... Im not usually such an awful person... i guess i just like having things my own way uno?

The shit hit the fan after that, she would not leave me alone...hounded me all the fucking time.

 

[belgurdo]

The shit hit the fan after that, she would not leave me alone...hounded me all the fucking time.

Uh oh. Seems she's trying to equate drunken kissing as "sex." Sounds like she majorly wants/needs attention and goes about getting it in all the wrong ways

 

[Mr Gump]

Uh oh. Seems she's trying to equate drunken kissing as "sex." Sounds like she majorly wants/needs attention and goes about getting it in all the wrong ways

drunken kissing? Nah we fucked under the terms of 'friendship'. Keep in mind i only knew her for 2 weeks

 

[lordmrw]

Sounds like you're dealing with one of the "clingy" types. There was an Indian girl at my job who was attracted to me, and while she wasn't the best looking thing in the world, I would gladly have slipped her the cock. Thing is, she was married (her husband was still in India), and just from talking to her casually, I knew she was the type that would become possessive and obsessive if I would have done the deed. There are always warning signs with stuff like this, and just from past relationships and seeing my friends go through it, I can see the signs a mile away.

 

[ChronoMagnus]

Even though psycho girls can be very crazy and unpredictable i must say, the give you the best sex you will ever have. No lie. Ask anybody who has been with both the psychos and the normals and he'll tell you that psycho sex was godly. It's too bad that when they are not having sex they are all well......psycho. :lol

 

[Cubsfan23]

You should bump the entertainment of this thread and post pics, the emails, etc

 

[Boomer]

Yeah I agree with Cubsfan.

 

[psycho_snake]

I doubt he will ever show us the e-mails, but I would love to have them posted, especially if has things like "I love you so so much and you are my greatest love", you just end up laughing when you read shit like that.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I doubt he will ever show us the e-mails, but I would love to have them posted, especially if has things like "I love you so so much and you are my greatest love", you just end up laughing when you read shit like that.

Ugh... i'm getting flashbacks of the jailbait psycho girl video.