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[Suerte]

http://www.countrysongtitles.com/

Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)

Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart

:lol

Surely they can't all be real?!

 

[demon]

I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.

hahaha

 

[beto]

Boo! I read it as titties.

 

[Spiritreaver]

Boo! I read it as titties.

I'm guessing you don't look at the topic authors either.

 

[bishoptl]

Boo! I read it as titties.

As did I. Shame.

I'm guessing you don't look at the topic authors either.

Suerte spends more time talking about titties in #ga then the entire hetero roster put together. Rather disturbing, now that I think about it.

 

[Suerte]

I GOT MY FINGER BETWEEN A PAIR ON TUESDAY, I'M WORKING ON THE WANG THOUGH.

 

[Spiritreaver]

:lol What are we going to do with you, Suerte?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Boo! I read it as titties.

"Titties."

 

[Matlock]

Boo! I read it as titties.

 

[Mermandala]

Chestbags notwithstanding, there are some great surreal titles to be found:

I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones

I Love Bees

I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)

Jim, I Wore A Tie Today

I've Been Raped And Thrown By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral

You Can't LollerSkate In A Buffalo Herd

 

[Kon Tiki]

Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw

Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In

Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer

:lol

 

[Jim Bowie]

I Love Bees

:lol:lol:lol:lol It makes it better if you go here.

 

[Matlock]

They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out.

:lol

 

[mrmyth]

Who the hell posts a Dolly Parton pic without teh boobies!!!11 emphasized?

Fixed.

Now I need to go scrub my brain.