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Remember that "PSM to have big exclusive preview" thread..well, it's revealed.

You know, PSM does a preview to MGS4. End of issue says "big multi million selling series world first major preview here at PSM next month!"

Wow, cool--I was hoping for some nice juicy info on something I'd care for like, Devil May Cry 4, or GTA (PS3), Tekken 6, fuck--I'd given take some Dynasty Warriors 6 or 7 or 8 (whatever they are on) info. for PS3...

yet....



uh-uh, keep scrolling...



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GAF said PSM sucked, I didn't believe them, but uh--yeah, fuck PSM.

What the shit, "True Crime" goddamn?! That type of shit is left for Gamepro or something. But hey if you like True Crime yay for you.

But wasn't word on True Crime :NY already revealed??!
 
Ah whatever - like Devil May Cry 4 will be any different from the ten billion shitty Capcom games using the RE engine that preceeded it. :P

I was kind of hoping they'd have the scoop on the PS3 controller.
 
And HOW the fuck is True Crime a million selling series

>_<

really hoping for DMC4, man. PSM had the first showings of DMC1, DMC2, and DMC3. Fuckin worthless queer-bags.
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
...from the ten billion shitty Capcom games using the RE engine that preceeded it. :P

I was kind of hoping they'd have the scoop on the PS3 controller.

Why the Capcom hate TtoB, why?! :( :lol

Hey at least then ONE person is glad for the True Crime unveiling :lol :lol
 
So we've seen the cover, is there anything you can tell us about any new details about the game? Other than it's in New York and it's starring a black guy.
 
Why the Capcom hate TtoB, why?!

I blast you with my Hate Vision™! :P

This is plenty god damn reason for me to want to see them burn in hell.

And you may ask yourself, "Where are my futanari hotties?!"
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!

And they handed over the Street Fighter license to these incompetent tits?!

All so they can keep churning out more RE engine crap. God damn.

I need to play RE4 just to see if it's any better than the rest of the RE crap, since it's likely the RE4 engine will be what Crapcom will recycle for all their future games.

Okami looks good, and with any luck that Devil Kings game will be halfway decent.

More Gotcha Force and P.N.03 - less Queer Eye for the Franchise Guy bullshit plzkthxbye!
 
eh what a surprise. Well this is exactly how PSM has become one of the best selling mags. They like to overhype alot of things.

As for DMC4, it's way too early for that to get revealed. The PS3 aint coming out for another year and DMC4 isn't going to be a launch title.
 
The Take Out Bandit said:
I blast you with my Hate Vision™! :P

This is plenty god damn reason for me to want to see them burn in hell.

And you may ask yourself, "Where are my futanari hotties?!"
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!

And they handed over the Street Fighter license to these incompetent tits?!

All so they can keep churning out more RE engine crap. God damn.

I need to play RE4 just to see if it's any better than the rest of the RE crap, since it's likely the RE4 engine will be what Crapcom will recycle for all their future games.

Okami looks good, and with any luck that Devil Kings game will be halfway decent.

More Gotcha Force and P.N.03 - less Queer Eye for the Franchise Guy bullshit plzkthxbye!

Ouch, that Final Fight trailer... :lol

Wait wait, so you like Pn03...yet hate DMC and RE.

you like PN03, yet hate DMC and RE...hmm.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....

Thanks for that Final Fight trailer, never realized they put one out. Looks "ouch-ish" but Capcom USA has done pretty well with the Maximo Games so we'll see on that.

And yes, Okami will own and become the greatest thing Capcom has ever created.
 
Don't read too deeply into that.

P.N.03 has plenty of room for improvement - refined controls, a PS2 release so I don't have to dick with those shitty triggers on the GC pad. Most importantly, it does what it's supposed to do without pretense or bullshit.

RUN INTO ROOM, FUCKING SHOOT THINGS! REPEAT!

If Crapcom would ditch the shitty RE engine for DMC, we could begin negotiations. Unfortunately - I fucking despise all games with fixed camera angles. I'm playing a game. I want to shoot/punch/kick things. I do not want to be impaired by, nor be required to babysit a fucking camera.

So no, I don't dry hump my copy of P.N.03 like you dry hump anything with Dante's image on it. :P
 
Bandit, MMX8 and DMC3 brought the series back from crap and Onimusha 3 was the best game in the series. I wonder how much you've even played of those.

And for every couple games they come out with that uses the DMC gameplay/engine (i.e. not that many), we get something like Okami. .. And like someone else said, you think we should get more PN03. Come on now.
 
Zeo said:
Bandit, MMX8 and DMC3 brought the series back from crap and Onimusha 3 was the best game in the series. I wonder how much you've even played of those.

Where as your first two examples are almost fact as everyone will agree on MMX8 and DMC3 after MMX7 and DMC2...you can't really count the third one.

Onimusha 3 sold worse than the first two games from a financial perspective and from a gamer's perspective it's a love/hate game. I'm an incredibly huge Onimusha fan and I think Oni3 is the worst of the series by far so yea....
 
Yeah, definitely a disappointment. Nobody in their right mind gives a sweet flying shit about True Crime... And PSM saying the exclusive reveal is the sequel to a multi-million seller or some shit like that... Did True Crime even sell? :lol
 
C- Warrior said:
But wasn't word on True Crime :NY already revealed??!
Bacon said:
Pretty sure Teddman said it would be in NYC awhile ago...
Yeah, posted it back in early May at OA and a week ago here. I can't believe how they waited months to reveal this; I thought for sure it'd be announced at E3.

I guess PSM had to wait until Activision's "Guess Which City" contest stopped accepting entries...
 
TheDiave said:
Yeah, definitely a disappointment. Nobody in their right mind gives a sweet flying shit about True Crime... And PSM saying the exclusive reveal is the sequel to a multi-million seller or some shit like that... Did True Crime even sell? :lol

It sold really well. I think sold close to a million on Xbox, and more on the PS2.
 
TheDiave said:
Yeah, definitely a disappointment. Nobody in their right mind gives a sweet flying shit about True Crime... And PSM saying the exclusive reveal is the sequel to a multi-million seller or some shit like that... Did True Crime even sell? :lol
from the 'franchises over 1 mil' thread ..

TRUE CRIME --- ACTIVISION --- 2,424,757
 
And that's a fuckin shame!

TtoB, not everyone likes every game. No game like that exists.

The Take Out Bandit said:
Unfortunately - I fucking despise all games with fixed camera angles.

DMC3 doesn't have entirely fixed camera angles. Pressing R1 target locks and pans the camera over to where the enemy is in sight. You can move the camera by rotating the right analog stick. And most functional, you can PRESS IN the right analog stick that resets the camera behind Dante.

A lot of action games don't have the greatest camera systems, you just have to play around it. Given, if that bothers you so much those games aren't meant for you, but I'm sure a lot of people would say you're missing out on one of the better action games to play.
 
DMC3 doesn't have entirely fixed camera angles. Pressing R1 target locks and pans the camera over to where the enemy is in sight. You can move the camera by rotating the right analog stick. And most functional, you can PRESS IN the right analog stick that resets the camera behind Dante.

See also: Babysitting the camera.

All I know is of the seven or nine levels of DMC3 I forced myself to play I do not recall the camera being anything other than the standard Capcom degree of RE engine based suckage. There was some camera pivot from what I recall; but the game still employed a broke ass camera.

Given, if that bothers you so much those games aren't meant for you, but I'm sure a lot of people would say you're missing out on one of the better action games to play.

I forced myself to play through seven or nine levels before I deleted that turd off my hard drive. It's so bad it isn't worth pirating. I don't know man, I just wasn't having any fun with it. Walk into a room and start wailing on buttons in an effort to keep your combo meter going, rinse repeat. Then there were the god fucking awful annoying fetch quests, and other assorting annoying shit that is RE legacy issues.

Can a developer please just develop a pure action game?

No back tracking, no inane talking to windows (Yeah, that's one section of DMC3 that I got stuck on for a day - because I didn't talk to a fucking Window. What the fuck is wrong with Japan? Talking to a god damned window.) - no bullshit.

I want my character, moving forward, destroying everything in it's path, advancing to the next level, and continuing to do that for X amount of levels until I've cleared the game.

I also don't want to sit through cut scenes. I know you can skip them in DMC3, because I made sure I skipped all that bullshit - but I really don't care. Keep your fucking cut scenes out of my games. If you're a frustrated movie maker trapped in the game industry *cough*HideousKojima*gouch*, then go make indie films; or suck off Jerry Bruckheimer until he funds your joygasm inducing bullshit guys in trench coats, with five o'clock shadow, holding two guns, outrunning fireballs, thrown by a demon from hell crap movie.

I think perhaps a good measuring stick for the quality of a game should be an equation; where you subtract the amount of time you actually spent playing, from the amount of time you spent sitting through more banal cut scenes, and the amount of time you have left over is how much time you actually spent playing the game.

This is a bad time to be discussing DMC3 with me, since I'm even more intolerant than usual of games that interfere with the basic mechanic of:

- Press Start
- Blow Shit Up!


Sure Contra: Shattered Soldier has annoying cut scenes, but you know what? I spent more time continuing, memorizing patterns, and progressing through levels than I did sitting back and watching X Game Producer indulge in his cinematic wankery. Also, I spent more time playing the first level of Contra:SS than I did any level of DMC3.

And while I'm certain Konami's Contra team had some "really cool" story planned for Red Guy and Blue Guy to be revealed in the cut scenes; I can't help but watch as the drama llama reveals the most absurd bullshit on the planet. I reckon it would be as annoyingly pretentious as the DMC3 cut scenes; if only it weren't so god damn funny.

"Red Guy?! I thought - you were dead!"

"No, no Blue Guy. I've cheated death and now the world must pay!"

- Press Start
- Blow Shit Up!


Is that so much to ask?

Unless of course your cut scenes are so butt-ass retarded I can't help but watch and laugh myself silly.
 
Scores

Psychonauts- 9.0
Destroy All Humans!- 8.5
Killer 7- 7.5
Star Wars EP III- 5.5
NCAA Football '06- 10
RPG Maker 3- 7.0
Flatout- 7.5
Madagascar- 6.0
Flipnic- 7.5
Arc The Lad: EOD- 5.5
Outlaw Volleyball: Remixed- 7.0
In The Groove- 7.5
 
Bebpo said:
Where as your first two examples are almost fact as everyone will agree on MMX8 and DMC3 after MMX7 and DMC2...you can't really count the third one.

Onimusha 3 sold worse than the first two games from a financial perspective and from a gamer's perspective it's a love/hate game. I'm an incredibly huge Onimusha fan and I think Oni3 is the worst of the series by far so yea....

I adore Onimusha 3 and I don't like the first 2.
 
Arc The Lad: EOD- 5.5

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's what Namco gets for licensing that and not releasing Tales of Rebirth. I smell a bomb. Wasn't this also rated the worst PS2 RPG on a japanese website?
 
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