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Remembrance of a Boxing Day long past (or how I lost my virginity)

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NLB2

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Boxing Day 2002. I was a sixteen year old junior in high school and I had recently become friends with a sophmore of loose morals. She gave me a call and asked me to come over to her house to check out her new gifts. She also told me that her parents were out shopping and wouldn't be home for a few hours. Knowing the history of the girl I knew she wanted me to come over for a reason different from the one given so as I was driving to her house I stopped at a gas station and bought a package of condoms. I didn't know if she would have any and I didn't want a lack of protection to prevent the possibility of sex.
The rest of this is kind of gross.
I arrived at her house and she let me in and led me to her bedroom. We sat on her bed for a whille while she showed me some of the clothes she got that I didn't give a shit about. There was a pause in her banter and I took that as my opportunity to kiss her. Things quickly progressed until she asked me to put it in her. I gave her one of the condoms and she put it on. I entered her and I was a little underwhelmed. This was all there was to sex? It didn't even feel particularly good. But she seemed to be enjoying it a lot, so I kept on going not wanting to dissapoint her. I tried a lot of different positions, trying to find one that I liked a lot (doggy style was definitely my favorite), but none of them were able to finish me off. After having sex for about 15 to 20 minutes, I pulled out of her. She took off the condom and started giving me the best head I'd ever had. Having your penis down a girls throat > sex imo. After a few minutes of that I was ready to explode. I told her I was going to come. She stopped giving me head and started to jerk me off. I came onto her chest and she started licking my come off of her breasts. So uh, that was my first experience with sex. Thanks for letting me share this with you, and I hope I didn't offend anyone with the graphic description.
 

aoi tsuki

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"Thanks for letting me share this with you"
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i <3 GAF :lol
 

NLB2

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-jinx- said:
Why the HELL did you feel a need to share this with the board?

Seriously -- why?
Hey man, I spoilered it and everything. I even gave a warning saying it was kind of gross and I wrote what I was going to explain in the thread title. Its not like I wrote this in the middle of some other thread without any warning at all. If you didn't want to read it, you didn't have to.
Plust it has given an admin the chance to update Olimario's tag :).
 

Dilbert

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NLB2 said:
Hey man, I spoilered it and everything. I even gave a warning saying it was kind of gross and I wrote what I was going to explain in the thread title. Its not like I wrote this in the middle of some other thread without any warning at all. If you didn't want to read it, you didn't have to.
Plust it has given an admin the chance to update Olimario's tag :).
None of that answers the question of "why."
 

NLB2

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-jinx- said:
None of that answers the question of "why."
Probably because I've never told anybody about it before and what better place to do so for the first time than an annonymous message board? Also, it was the anniversary of the experience. Damn it, now this thread's been derailed from making fun of Olimario.
 
All right, where to begin?

Mason said:
This is gonna be a thread for the archives. Get ready.
Stop saying this. I'm not telling you specifically, I'm telling the board. This is quickly becoming the bizarro IN BEFORE LOCK!!!!

NLB2 said:
Hey man, I spoilered it and everything. I even gave a warning saying it was kind of gross.
You had sex with a girl and then she gave you a blowjob.

EWWWWWWW

NLB2 said:
Probably because I've never told anybody about it before and what better place to do so for the first time than an annonymous message board?
Somewhere else. There's no fucking point to this story whatsoever. It's not funny, it's not interesting, it's not anything. Go tell your buddies, I'm sure they'll care more than us.
 

NLB2

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Mike Works said:
Somewhere else. There's no fucking point to this story whatsoever. It's not funny, it's not interesting, it's not anything. Go tell your buddies, I'm sure they'll care more than us.
The topic stated what the thread was about. It took you a second to read it, I'm sure. If it didn't seem like something that would interest you, then don't read it!
 
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