Sam & Max: Save the World Remastered - Official Xbox Release Trailer

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Sam, a dog detective, and Max, a chaos-creating rabbit, are back in this remaster of Telltale's first-ever episodic game. This new version of Sam & Max's first season comes with enhanced graphics, new music, and the same goofy sitcom story from 2006 that sees the Freelance Police following a simple vandalism case that leads to a far more sinister plan.
 
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Some examples of the changed dialogue. (from the article above)

Original dialogue:

Oh no, the Skinbodies are like Skinheads, but ten times worse!

New dialogue:

Oh no, the Skinbodies are like those horrible hairless cats, but ten times worse!
Original dialogue:

You may call me, Jean-Francois Sissypants, the cowardly French anarchist.

New dialogue:

You may call me, Jean-Francois Bonde-A-Part, the new wave French anarchist.
Original dialogue:

It's 'cause everyone on the internet has to pick an avatar, like a dwarf or an orc or an hot young fifteen-year- old girl curious about the adult world and willing to experiment.

New Dialogue:

It's cause everyone on the internet has to pick an avatar, like a dwarf or an orc or a troll… But we've got enough trolls.
 
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The fuck? They totally butchered it. Cowardly sissypants.
Yea the first one doesnt even make sense anymore (whats wrong with sphinxes?) And the second one isnt even a joke from what i understand of it.

They also completly removed (quoted below) parts of the "New" Bosco scene.
1-"Why the sex change"

Sam: Mind telling us how you came to be a woman?

Max: Did you use lasers, or just do it the old-fashioned way?

Bosco: Are you sassin' me? Boy I'll whup your behind so hard you won't be able to see straight!

Max: But I don't see out of my behind.

Bosco: You will after I get through with you!

2- "How's life as a woman?"

Sam: So how are those BoscoTech breasts holdin' up?

Bosco: Oh, these are all natural, honey.

Max: I'm not gonna lie, I like 'em bosomy.

Bosco: Oh, Max, you take after your father.

Max: Okay, you just crossed the line, pal!

Sam: Easy Max, theoretically, we have even more disturbed people to worry about right now.
 
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Don't forget they also replaced the original voice actors for a few characters with black actors, but gave them zero direction, so Bosco sounds like some young black dude instead of the crazed uncle type he's portrayed as in the original.
 
psa if you have steam and you do not want to play with a gamepad you can buy the remaster and get the og uncut game as free dlc.
 
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I thought comedy was the last bastion, where "anything goes" and you can talk about whatever you want. Guess not. Maybe I should go back to living under my rock.
 
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