stolen from the ign hip hop boards:
YO, we gettin stuff,
we gettin stuff from our family, friends, and most of all, we gettin stuff from the elves
(Santa Walks)
Claus show me the way because the bunny tryin to make me frown
(Santa walks with me with me with me)
Do you know about the North Pole
Its snowy and real cold
Where all them small, pointy-eared elves go to their schools
Where all them small, pointy-eared elves learn to use their tools
somebody tell these kids where they got their swimming pools
somebody tell these kids where they get their wooden stools
all you people that dont believe, what world you live in? UHHH!
its time to give in. UHHH!
its kinda hard cause he dont know what money is, hes not around the same time the easter bunny is
however he deliver every twentifith
saying "merry christmas to all and to all a good night"
huh? you believe in the man in the red hood right?
yeah, hes the man with the big rosy cheeks
but you wont get your presents if you take a couple peeks
this gon' be my next single
hes that guy that goes "ring-aling-dingle"
everybody throw up your hands and say "kris kringle"!
(Santa Walks)
Claus show me the way because the bunny tryin to make me frown
(Santa Walks with me)
The only thing that I pray is that Rudolph dont fail him now)
Santa Walks
And theres nothin i can do to change my wish
(Santa walks with me)
I wanna talk to Claus, but im afraid cause i asked for so much ish
To the little elves, snowmen, young kids, reindeer, even the parents
to the first lady, Mrs.Clause, for she dont get caught up in awes, no pause
Now merrily, merrily, please accept my parody
i know that hes fair to me, even though hes not there with me
when i open 'em under that tree
to share the gift of joy, happiness, thats what he wanted for me
i aint here to argue bout his facial features
but here to convert older people into believers
im just tryin to say the way all that needs amanda
they way lil' jon needs atlanta, thats the way i need santa
so here goes my thread now dog, hope ign doesnt ban this
they say you can post 'bout anything 'cept for santas
that means polls, girls, battles, gettin it in the bed
but if i post about claus my thread wont get read, huh?
well if this take away from my wish
which'll probably take away from my gifts
then i hope this take away from the myths
and bring the day that im dreamin bout
next time im on the boards everybody sreamin out
(Santa Walks)
Claus show me the way, because the bunny tryna make me frown
(Santa Walks)
the only thing that i pray is that rudolph dont fail him now
credit goes to "TehMuffinMan" from the ign boards.
i thought it was hilarious.
YO, we gettin stuff,
we gettin stuff from our family, friends, and most of all, we gettin stuff from the elves
(Santa Walks)
Claus show me the way because the bunny tryin to make me frown
(Santa walks with me with me with me)
Do you know about the North Pole
Its snowy and real cold
Where all them small, pointy-eared elves go to their schools
Where all them small, pointy-eared elves learn to use their tools
somebody tell these kids where they got their swimming pools
somebody tell these kids where they get their wooden stools
all you people that dont believe, what world you live in? UHHH!
its time to give in. UHHH!
its kinda hard cause he dont know what money is, hes not around the same time the easter bunny is
however he deliver every twentifith
saying "merry christmas to all and to all a good night"
huh? you believe in the man in the red hood right?
yeah, hes the man with the big rosy cheeks
but you wont get your presents if you take a couple peeks
this gon' be my next single
hes that guy that goes "ring-aling-dingle"
everybody throw up your hands and say "kris kringle"!
(Santa Walks)
Claus show me the way because the bunny tryin to make me frown
(Santa Walks with me)
The only thing that I pray is that Rudolph dont fail him now)
Santa Walks
And theres nothin i can do to change my wish
(Santa walks with me)
I wanna talk to Claus, but im afraid cause i asked for so much ish
To the little elves, snowmen, young kids, reindeer, even the parents
to the first lady, Mrs.Clause, for she dont get caught up in awes, no pause
Now merrily, merrily, please accept my parody
i know that hes fair to me, even though hes not there with me
when i open 'em under that tree
to share the gift of joy, happiness, thats what he wanted for me
i aint here to argue bout his facial features
but here to convert older people into believers
im just tryin to say the way all that needs amanda
they way lil' jon needs atlanta, thats the way i need santa
so here goes my thread now dog, hope ign doesnt ban this
they say you can post 'bout anything 'cept for santas
that means polls, girls, battles, gettin it in the bed
but if i post about claus my thread wont get read, huh?
well if this take away from my wish
which'll probably take away from my gifts
then i hope this take away from the myths
and bring the day that im dreamin bout
next time im on the boards everybody sreamin out
(Santa Walks)
Claus show me the way, because the bunny tryna make me frown
(Santa Walks)
the only thing that i pray is that rudolph dont fail him now
credit goes to "TehMuffinMan" from the ign boards.
i thought it was hilarious.
