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[Matlock]

http://www.radaronline.com/fresh-intelligence/2005/06/17/index.php#001291

"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, SCARLET! NEXT TIME!"

 

[SolidSnakex]

After striking out with Johansson, Cruise reportedly turned his attentions to 24-year-old Jessica Alba, 22-year-old Kate Bosworth, and 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan, before settling on the 26-year-old Holmes.

Holy shit.

 

[Kabuki Waq]

just makes Fez's conquests even more impressive.

 

[DMczaf]

Morgan Freeman is The One.

"No."

 

[darscot]

+1000 Scarlet! She is unbelieveable hot. I'm so glad he didnt soil her.
LOL at the Dakota crack in the article. Ten bucks says she out acts his sorry ass in War of the Worlds.

 

[Lyte Edge]

I never thought this about Tom Cruise before his recent "shannigans," but he'd make a great Joker in the next Batman movie.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

tom cruise used to be cool.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

GET JOHANS OFF ME

:lol

 

[ronito]

Phew! Just when I thought we weren't going to hit our Tom Cruise thread quota for today. Thank goodness!

 

[Mama Smurf]

Does anyone else find it hard to look at Morgan Freeman now without thinking of him as God? You're sitting there watching Million Dollar Baby thinking, "Huh, God's a janitor. Makes sense."

EDIT: Just remembered he played a janitor in Bruce Almighty too. That's probably what reminded me. So nevermind.

 

[duckroll]

I never thought this about Tom Cruise before his recent "shannigans," but he'd make a great Joker in the next Batman movie.

 

[Red Scarlet]

"I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME, SCARLET! NEXT TIME!"

What'd I do?

You forgot Dr. Claw's cat meowing!

 

[Manders]

fake

 

[Mama Smurf]

It's Scarlett.

 

[Willco]

Does anyone else find it hard to look at Morgan Freeman now without thinking of him as God? You're sitting there watching Million Dollar Baby thinking, "Huh, God's a janitor. Makes sense."

EDIT: Just remembered he played a janitor in Bruce Almighty too. That's probably what reminded me. So nevermind.

PLUS, you know God would be friends with Batman.

 

[rastex]

:lol
awesome job!

 

[android]

Why can't this be a cult that just offs themselves after a few years.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Why can't this be a cult that just offs themselves after a few years.

But Tom Cruise makes good movies.

 

[siege]

That's pretty sad. I've lost all respect for Cruise.

 

[Mama Smurf]

If I had any sort of photoshop skills, I'd have him sniffing a pair of panties here.

 

[ManaByte]

Engaged.

 

[impirius]

“[Cruise] took me into this room, which was stifling hot, and was showing me all kinds of info about joining the church,” Johansson told our source. “The whole time he didn’t even offer me a cookie!”

...Have a cookie?

 

[Matlock]

We know, Mana. I posted the one where she said "LET'S GET MARRIED" and someone else posted the one where they were engaged.

 

[silver]

That's pretty sad. I've lost all respect for Cruise.

I haven't. I don't give a shit what he does in his free time. I hope he makes more good movies.

 

[themadcowtipper]

You can't escape only prolong the Inevitable, the Darkside will have them all.

 

[IAmtheFMan]

Seriously, what is with this whack-job recently? Scientology can't be the source of it all since it seems that most of the other scientology celebrities are also whacked out, but pretty low-key. Did he wake up one day and go "Holy crap, I'm Tom Cruise! I'm awesome!"?

 

[themadcowtipper]

Seriously, what is with this whack-job recently? Scientology can't be the source of it all since it seems that most of the other scientology celebrities are also whacked out, but pretty low-key. Did he wake up one day and go "Holy crap, I'm Tom Cruise! I'm awesome!"?

Mid life crisis??????He is going to go All Kevin Spacey from American Beauty ...

 

[Willco]

Did he wake up one day and go "Holy crap, I'm Tom Cruise! I'm awesome!"?

No, he woke up and went...

SHOW ME THE XENU!

 

[teruterubozu]

just makes Fez's conquests even more impressive.

Isn't Fez a Scientologist as well? I guess they get the chicks.

 

[Lil' Dice]

Shit, even John Salley is into Scientology. He pimps that shit during his radio show here in LA.

Heeeeeere's Hubbard!"

 

[darscot]

I would like to file an official protest. Where are the damn Scarlett pics. We have far exceeded our quota for this twits wacko mug.

 

[Socreges]

After striking out with Johansson, Cruise reportedly turned his attentions to 24-year-old Jessica Alba, 22-year-old Kate Bosworth, and 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan, before settling on the 26-year-old Holmes.

"Reportedly". That's too fucking crazy to be true..... and so it sounds exactly like something Cruise would do. But I still don't buy it.

 

[Azih]

This is crazy

 

[SolidSnakex]

I would like to file an official protest. Where are the damn Scarlett pics. We have far exceeded our quota for this twits wacko mug.

 

[Azih]

Bah I'm no Mike Works

 

[Dan]

You know, Tom Cruise used to be the bitch in this kind of stuff, after all, it was his first wife Mimi Rogers that got him into Scientology in the first place. Her first husband was a counselor for the Church of Scientology. Clearly this stuff spreads like a disease.

 

[darscot]

My faith in GAF has been restored. Great pic and damn she has a spectacular rack!

 

[Doth Togo]

God blessed her with a gift.

 

[android]

Actual size shown

 

[Slurpy]

Heh. I rented In Good Company cause of her.

 

[darscot]

Heh. I rented In Good Company cause of her.

Me too, and my wife called me on it. Tried the whole, I got a movie for you tonight honey. Scarlett walks on screen.. my wife "The fuck you did!"

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Me too, and my wife called me on it. Tried the whole, I got a movie for you tonight honey. Scarlett walks on screen.. my wife "The fuck you did!"

:lol

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

:lol Who's the guy in the pic, his subtlety is amazing.

 

[methodman]

Well... Atleast he goes after Fine women. Don't know about Lindsay, and Holmes, never thought they were as hot as these chicks.

 

[siege]

"But if someone catches sight of your bare breasts, you think: 'Let them have it and enjoy it for the day." The Lost in Translation star says she loves her breasts which she calls "girls".

What a gal.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

:lol

 

[sonicfan]

Look what he's done to her already, Scarlet is lucky....

 

[Sapiens]

^^

wtf?

herpes (i know its probably acne, but herpes is funnier)? whats the brown thing??

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

Katie holmes is a cutie

 

[Miroku]

^^

wtf?

herpes (i know its probably acne, but herpes is funnier)? whats the brown thing??

X2